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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

That damned Kid

What's Mallard raving about today?

Muslim Community Center.

A Lie and a Straw Man. Kids can pray all they want in school.

The school cannot mandate that all kids pray to the same God, which is not at all the same thing.

Similarly, the government cannot deny one religion the right to build a place of worship.

But hey, who cares about the Constitution, right, Mallard?

Monday, August 30, 2010

That damned Flip-Flop

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Muslim Community Center.

Mallard enters the faux outrage brigade with a pretty tepid intro, wounded by his complete lack of understanding of even the simplest phrases (flip-flop) in the English language.

As for the matter itself, Republicans continue their assault on the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, and America itself.

Sharron Angle is right, there are domestic enemies within Congress: every Republican against the Muslim Community Center and every Republican wanting to take us back to Dred Scott are violating the Constitution they swore to uphold.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

That damned New Media

What's Mallard raving about today?

New Media, Liberals.

WTF?

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Those damned Monopolies

What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?

Monopolies, teachers.

Mallard Fillmore favors monopolies. And yet, he does not understand the meaning of the word.

Yet more proof that Mallard Fillmore may be the most stupid waterfowl on the planet.

Friday, August 27, 2010

That damned model

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teachers.

Yes, yes, Mallard. We get it. You have a pointless rage going on.

Can we move on please?

Thursday, August 26, 2010

That damned process

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teachers.

The worst cartoonist on the planet has little business criticizing anyone for professional failings.

Other than that, just go read yesterday's comments since Mallard couldn't be bothered to have a new thought on a new day.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

That damned Degree

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teachers, degrees.

Wow, how devoid of intelligence do you have to be to make this kind of assertion?

You really think that a Math degree is necessary to teach Elementary, Middle, or High School kids, Mallard?

Teaching a lot of Calculus to third graders, are we? Geometric Invariant Theory is important in High School, is it?

Far more important that understanding, oh, say...how kids of a certain age learn? So you could actually teach them? I wonder what kind of degree could offer that kind of knowledge?

Just because teachers failed to instill in you an ability to grasp the simplest concepts is no reason to inflict yourself on the rest of us.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

That damned Teacher

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teachers, Students.

A waterfowl who hasn't gotten a single fact correct since August 2006 (when I started paying attention) has no right to lecture anyone about History.

Monday, August 23, 2010

That damned Twitter

What's Mallard raving about today?

Twitter.

Prior to this, I would have said it was not possible for the signal-to-noise ratio on Twitter to become worse.

Shows you how much I know.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

That damned Poll

What's Mallard raving about today?

Polls.

As President Bush's approval ratings slid into the twenties, Mallard was silent, because (obviously) who cares what polls say?

As President Obama's approval ratings hit the mid-forties, Mallard just cannot believe we haven't started impeachment proceedings, because MY GOD, look at what the polls say!

The characteristic of Republicans that most impresses me is the thickness of their cranial bone mass, because so much cognitive dissonance every day would cause anyone else's head to explode.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

That damned memory

What's Mallard raving about today?

Congress, Speaker Pelosi, November.

At first I thought the guy holding the "Never Forget" sign had wandered into the wrong rally. But then I realized that Teabaggers probably do have difficulty remembering Election Day.

Once you realize that, the remainder of the signs start to make more sense as well. This is not a rally of outrage, but a rally to remind them when to go to the polls.

Friday, August 20, 2010

That damned hatred

What's Mallard raving about today?

Universities.

Right Wing Waterfowl: "But are they the Enemy?...I mean, sure, they hate America....But they also hate Women."

Can I get paid by King Features Syndicate now?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

That damned Report

What's Mallard raving about today?

Parents, Education, Toasters.

Liar. Making up a report which just happens to support his talking point.

Marxist. Parents can't be trusted to make their own decisions, some sort of Nanny State is required.

Asshole. Parents deserve a break, not a lecture.

And not funny.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

That damned Summer

What's Mallard raving about today?

Summer vacation.

Mallard, stop trying to be Calvin & Hobbes. It's embarrassing.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Those damned Classes

What's Mallard raving about today?

Charter Schools, Public Schools.

Rush, I don't know how to break it to you, but...

If your school district is so painfully lacking in even the most basic imaginative function that it chose the barely eponymous name "Charter School with the Tough Classes" you are doomed no matter which school you attend.

I'd blame Mallard Fillmore, if I were you. I doubt he pays taxes because he hates Public Education.

Monday, August 16, 2010

That damned Fault

What's Mallard raving about today?

Maxine Waters, Charlie Rangel.

Actual difference?

Democrats are not lining up to protect either Waters or Rangel.

Compare that to Republican reaction to ethics problems with Mark Craig (Mallard's take: it was the Democrats' fault). David Foley (never mentioned once), David Vitter, John Ensign, Duke Cunningham...

Sunday, August 15, 2010

That damned Charter School

What's Mallard raving about today?

Public Education

Only a half-wit like Mallard would make the claim that all Charter schools do a better job than all Public Schools.

Don't get me wrong, I am a believer in Charter Schools. But, because I have actually sent a child to two of them, I know that some are better and some aren't.

But, see, I accept that nuance is possible whereas Mallard reduces everything to black and white.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

That damned system

What's Mallard raving about today?

China, Obesity, Education.

Mallard Fillmore is a traitor who thinks Communist China is superior to the United States and would be foolish to emulate us.

Friday, August 13, 2010

That damned Popularity

What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?

Soccer, President Obama.

This just in, Mallard Fillmore is dumber than dirt and has delusions of grandeur.

All of which is no more newsworthy than anything you may read in Mallard Fillmore today.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

That damned Logo

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama.

Reflexively & unthinkingly opposing everything the President says and does != No accomplishments.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

That damned Justice

What's Mallard raving about today?

Eric Holder, Racism, The Justice Department.

Bull. Racism is dead. I know because Mallard Fillmore said so.

Seriously though, Mallard Fillmore is walking around with the belief that Blacks in America are unfairly advantaged and the legal system favors them.

Stop laughing. I'm serious.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

That damned Racism

What's Mallard raving about today?

Racism, President Obama.

Teabagger Mallard is suddenly deeply troubled by racism...white racism.

Not that Teabaggers are out of the mainstream or anything, it's just that they are:
  • More than twice as likely as the general public (25% vs 11%) to believe that “the policies of the Obama administration favor blacks over whites.”
  • Half as likely as the general public (16% to 31%) to believe that “white people have a better chance of getting ahead in today’s society.”
  • Almost twice as likely as the general public (52% to 28%) to believe that “too much has been made of the problems facing black people” in recent years.
Decades of American oligarchs systematically destroying the Middle Class. The Tea Party, a supposedly "grass roots" organization supports the oligarchs and, instead, blames Black People.

Useful Idiots doesn't even begin to do them justice.

Monday, August 09, 2010

That damned Department

What's Mallard raving about today?

DC Landmarks, Justice Department.

When President Bush turned the Justice Department into an enforcement wing of the Republic National Committee, nary a peep.

But now, now, the Justice Department is a Mickey Mouse outfit?

Sunday, August 08, 2010

That damned custom

What's Mallard raving about today?

Immigration.

The immigrants coming to America, to work sub-minimum wage jobs, are predators.

The people employing them...helpless victims of these wily predators.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!

Friday, August 06, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!

Thursday, August 05, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!

Monday, August 02, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!

Sunday, August 01, 2010

That damned Vacation

What's Mallard raving about today

The same things, as always.

But I am on vacation, and have no intention of reading Mallard Fillmore.

Have fun in the comments!