What's Mallard raving about today?
Tinsley just woke up from a fantasy he was having....."Up next on Fox Business Channel, Dancing With The Right-Wing Stars! Let's see if Paul Wolfowitz can continue his winning ways against Dennis Miller and zombie Reagan!"(because it worked out so well for Tucker Carlson)
Tinshley's just sad that his fellow lush Breitbart won't be around to be the sop to conservagoon viewers in the 2013 season of DWTS, a la Tucker/DeLay/Bristol.Don't worry, Bruce! I'm sure Mitt Romney will be available soon!
Maybe all those righties dance better than they do other things, like anything involving politics and running a country. I think dlauthor's onto something: fill your reality shows with failed rightwing candidates. As the season progresses, your cast gets bigger and bigger.
I thought the Republican primary was a reality TV show...
This is indeed the most celebrated and controversial conservative comic!
Next on FOX: Moneygrubbers! Six GOP presidential candidates who never stood a chance in Hell fling poop at each other while grifting the suckers! Who will come out on top? The Mormon? The Puritan? The Alaskan? The Glibertarian? Crazy Lady? Little Napoleon? Not you, that's for sure!
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