tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post1178268182907409968..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: That damned PhraseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-27378505930107179692011-04-08T22:35:36.534-07:002011-04-08T22:35:36.534-07:00In breaking news, guess who besides Bruce Tinshley...In breaking news, guess who besides Bruce Tinshley has a coupla DUIs and a job:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jsonline.com/watchdog/noquarter/119159584.html" rel="nofollow">the son of a Scott Walker campaign contributor!</a>.<br /><br />Said son has no experience or even a college degree, but he *does* have a $80,000/year state job ... in the middle of what Walker calls a financial crisis ... anyone wanna bet Mallard Fillmore is critical of this?rewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-52190460835117214082011-04-08T22:30:05.279-07:002011-04-08T22:30:05.279-07:00@Frank - you didn't use the Mallard Fillmore D...@Frank - you didn't use the Mallard Fillmore Dictionary:<br /><br />Research (v): to drinkrewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-21415646864409905422011-04-08T10:59:14.816-07:002011-04-08T10:59:14.816-07:00Really?
Really?
So what failed stand-up comic i...Really? <br /><br /><i>Really?</i><br /><br />So what failed stand-up comic is writing Tinsley's material these days? Or did he actually devote precious hours of his "research" to this transcendentally relevant phenomenon?Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-64438371535349367132011-04-08T08:49:41.969-07:002011-04-08T08:49:41.969-07:00That last comment above was mine.
Hit the wrong bu...That last comment above was mine.<br />Hit the wrong button.Steve-Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-65283549025767015282011-04-08T08:49:05.550-07:002011-04-08T08:49:05.550-07:00Mallard Mad Libs:
_________(Word or phrase that I...Mallard Mad Libs:<br /><br />_________(Word or phrase that I hate) is very popular. Lot's of people say ________ (Word or phrase that I hate). Don't you wish people would quit saying _________(word or phrase that I hate)?<br /><br />(Punchline is optional).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-16492653164074367092011-04-08T06:46:21.341-07:002011-04-08T06:46:21.341-07:00Other phrases Tinshley is tired of:
"Give me...Other phrases Tinshley is tired of:<br /><br />"Give me your keys."<br />"Last call!"<br />"License and registration, please."<br />"Step out of the car, sir."<br />"You have the right to remain silent."<br />"Jesus, Bruce, you smell like puke."<br />"Mommy, why did Daddy sleep on the bathroom floor last night?"dlauthornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-53844965538618894892011-04-08T06:22:00.071-07:002011-04-08T06:22:00.071-07:00Don't spoil it, Tog! I'm waiting for him t...Don't spoil it, Tog! I'm waiting for him to sock it to those dunderheads who say "Solid, Jackson!" and "23-skiddoo!" all the livelong day. Slackers!Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-15914559694149566262011-04-08T01:19:51.959-07:002011-04-08T01:19:51.959-07:00(1) Pick popular phrase.
(2) Bitch about how it...(1) Pick popular phrase.<br />(2) Bitch about how it's overused.<br />(3) ????<br />(4) INSIGHT!<br /><br />Meanwhile, in the real world, Japanese citizens (and their close neighbors) are surprisingly unconcerned about CFLs.Tognoreply@blogger.com