tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post3633457791021319093..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: That damned ToiletUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-43956486663691221862011-08-10T01:28:35.902-07:002011-08-10T01:28:35.902-07:00Uh... close the lid to avoid the feces mist that s...Uh... close the lid to avoid the feces mist that sprays everything when you flush.<br /><br />It has nothing to do with feminism. Unless not brushing your teeth with a feces-flavored toothbrush is feminist.exanonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-31649770610950541172011-08-09T06:54:56.258-07:002011-08-09T06:54:56.258-07:00I tell ya, ducks don't piss.I tell ya, ducks don't piss.Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-18054148473982630372011-08-08T07:24:11.782-07:002011-08-08T07:24:11.782-07:00Wait. wait. wait. Is the "EWWWW!" from C...Wait. wait. wait. Is the "EWWWW!" from Chantel reacting to Mallard peeing on the seat because he's too lazy to put it up?<br /><br />TOO<br />MUCH<br />INFORMATION!!!!!<br /><br />(I pity Mrs. Tinsley, I really do!)rewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-15388118779128116762011-08-08T06:20:05.818-07:002011-08-08T06:20:05.818-07:00It's sadder when you realize that Mallard has ...It's sadder when you realize that Mallard has pissed all over the bathroom floor, and that Chantel got sick of enabling Mallard's alcoholism and moved out months ago, and will be getting a restraining order if he keeps calling her.Rootbeernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-38730656077021133712011-08-08T06:17:22.332-07:002011-08-08T06:17:22.332-07:00But for Mallard, as for all ducks, there is no dif...But for Mallard, as for all ducks, there is no difference between pooping and peeing. It's all, well, Dinty Moore. Why would he possibly raise the seat, except to be a plain old cloaca hole?Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-51396537178598493452011-08-07T21:52:38.685-07:002011-08-07T21:52:38.685-07:00When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the...<i>When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew.</i><br /><br />Mother. Of. God.Tognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-90199927697727822862011-08-07T21:16:52.177-07:002011-08-07T21:16:52.177-07:00Ok, this comment thread is the funniest damn thing...Ok, this comment thread is the funniest damn thing I've read all day! Kudos gentlemen (and ladies if there are any here).Steve-Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-70837973593785725382011-08-07T20:19:49.297-07:002011-08-07T20:19:49.297-07:00Why do you think Mallard doesn't wear pants?Why do you think Mallard doesn't wear pants?CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-12201001881928762692011-08-07T20:06:51.329-07:002011-08-07T20:06:51.329-07:00Oh, Christ -- now I've begun wondering if Mall...<i>Oh, Christ -- now I've begun wondering if Mallard is also in the habit of taking a dump while standing up.</i><br /><br />Paul Riddell, back before he shifted the focus of his writing to matters botanical, frequently described targets of his ire as either too lazy, or too stupid, to drop trou before dropping a deuce. Batshit is almost certainly at least one.<br /><br />WV: butch. I swear to the frakkin' Emprah.Neo Tuxedohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455041641080873400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-72429503078938994582011-08-07T19:53:32.450-07:002011-08-07T19:53:32.450-07:00I assumed an upper decker meant peeing on the toil...I assumed an upper decker meant peeing on the toilet seat. But just to make sure, I consulted that great lexicographer for our time, Urban Dictionary:<br /><br /><i>"The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it."</i><br /><br />You really do learn something new every day. But it's quite rare for that to come out of anything to do with Mallard Fillmore!CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-69966304382369920462011-08-07T19:43:07.550-07:002011-08-07T19:43:07.550-07:00I hope she left him the upper-decker he deserves.I hope she left him the upper-decker he deserves.Michael Foleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18420222848094093512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-67687399775506897662011-08-07T13:39:51.597-07:002011-08-07T13:39:51.597-07:00In a case of art imitating life, Mallard Fillmore ...In a case of art imitating life, Mallard Fillmore is drunk-dialing.Steve-Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-38953485934169146142011-08-07T13:26:53.335-07:002011-08-07T13:26:53.335-07:00Rewinn: If the previous user of a toilet has urina...Rewinn: If the previous user of a toilet has urinated all over the seat, then reacting with "EWWW!" is acceptable. If the seat is simply in a different position than a man (or duck) would prefer at that moment, however... not so much.<br /><br />Oh, Christ -- now I've begun wondering if Mallard is also in the habit of taking a dump while standing up. <i>Damn you, Tinsleeeyyyy!!!!</i><br /><br />(One would think Mallard would be grateful that a woman was sufficiently comfortable in his home to use his toilet in the first place. But, clearly, one would be mistaken.)Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-91920782858232561852011-08-07T11:02:24.725-07:002011-08-07T11:02:24.725-07:00Apparently, Bruce doesn't know how to go wee-w...Apparently, Bruce doesn't know how to go wee-wee while seated. Possibly this is because his job consists of him pissing his pants over everything that happens in the world.<br /><br />You'd think Mallard would appreciate having the seat always down, as it makes it easier to puke up that 12 of Natty Ice.<br /><br />WV: hypers; Bruce gets all hypers over the lamest stuff.Bill the Splutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-54315415249086269652011-08-07T09:52:21.268-07:002011-08-07T09:52:21.268-07:00The "EWWW!" in the 1st panel applies to ...The "EWWW!" in the 1st panel applies to the entire "comic".<br /><br />P.S. what kind of man goes "EWWWW!" over a toilet seat?rewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-3352341246447683382011-08-07T07:11:19.145-07:002011-08-07T07:11:19.145-07:00Being a unicloacal duck and all, why does Mallard ...Being a unicloacal duck and all, why does Mallard even raise the seat? Does he put it up and then squat over the... okay, brain, stop right now or I'm getting the pickle fork out again.Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-1866271814524937882011-08-07T04:51:08.523-07:002011-08-07T04:51:08.523-07:00Mallard Fillmore: "Sex Takes a Holiday."...Mallard Fillmore: "Sex Takes a Holiday."ajmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13290036970774359522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-74603828850469882142011-08-07T01:56:09.551-07:002011-08-07T01:56:09.551-07:00Mallard and Batshit will go to any depth for an op...Mallard and Batshit will go to any depth for an opportunity to put on that smug smirk; the toilet's hardly the bottom of the barrel for them. <br /><br />No doubt Batshit's insanely proud of himself just for doing a Sunday strip with more than a single panel. Keep reaching for the stars, Batshit!Tognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-46674664292999318512011-08-07T01:43:02.701-07:002011-08-07T01:43:02.701-07:00Ow, my brain.
I must wonder; just which lucky luc...Ow, my brain.<br /><br />I must wonder; just which lucky lucky lady managed to land this solid-gold catch?DiRnoreply@blogger.com