tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post3948965080934288885..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: That damned TattooUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-69457470686289671092008-04-01T10:58:00.000-07:002008-04-01T10:58:00.000-07:00Now that it's been brought up... I again have to p...Now that it's been brought up... I again have to point out that Tinsley thinks a duck is an amphibian. <BR/><BR/>I swear that will never, ever get old.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-67790748304150508232008-03-30T22:25:00.000-07:002008-03-30T22:25:00.000-07:00And... today's comic features Spitzer!*pause for s...And... today's comic features Spitzer!<BR/><BR/>*pause for shock to take effect*<BR/><BR/>Ah, nevermind, no surprise there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-20833287810202499172008-03-30T18:50:00.000-07:002008-03-30T18:50:00.000-07:00is he himself the beneficiary of Affirmative Actio...<I>is he himself the beneficiary of Affirmative Action?</I><BR/><BR/>The earliest strips established that, yes, WFDR only hired him to fill their Amphibious-American quota. (You may now laugh your xsnafb off at this cutting-edge komedy [sic].)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-10381492961760454542008-03-30T16:42:00.000-07:002008-03-30T16:42:00.000-07:00Didn't Tinsley already establish that Mallard hadn...Didn't Tinsley already establish that Mallard <A HREF="http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20070501&name=Mallard_Fillmore" REL="nofollow"><BR/>hadn't been to journalism school</A>... and therefore must have been hired as a TV journalist for some other reason?<BR/><BR/>Was the duck hired for pan-species bimbo purposes <I>(which would explain his frequent seminudity)</I> or is he himself the beneficiary of Affirmative Action?rewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-2390275107942108952008-03-30T10:38:00.000-07:002008-03-30T10:38:00.000-07:00The key word being "almost."The key word being "almost."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-68944346718423766972008-03-30T01:16:00.000-07:002008-03-30T01:16:00.000-07:00I like the idea that the tattoo artist would choos...I like the idea that the tattoo artist would choose to tattoo that phrase on that guy's ass. That's almost funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-26032053077113984112008-03-30T01:15:00.000-07:002008-03-30T01:15:00.000-07:00No, you see--the results are more likely to suppor...No, you see--the results are more likely to support Tinny if he <I>doesn't</I> read the study, but instead simply twists a bullet statement on the results into something that supports Tinny. See? Simplicity itself!<BR/><BR/>...In that sense, <I>Tinny</I> is a character straight out of <I>Animal Farm</I>--but certainly not a duck.<BR/><BR/>Man, if I were you, Tinny, I wouldn't bandy about the phrase "collateral damage" so lightly right now. Then again, if I were you, I'd be a vomiting drunkard with a single-digit I.Q. and delusions of grandeur unfettered by the real world--so who knows?BillyWitchDoctorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14311279565432013472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-59467648290656736962008-03-29T22:08:00.000-07:002008-03-29T22:08:00.000-07:00More of this?READ THE STUDY, TINSLEY.Don't just bl...More of this?<BR/><BR/>READ THE STUDY, TINSLEY.<BR/><BR/>Don't just blather on ignorantly based on what was probably an email rant by one of your cronies. I can't confirm that, but I do know what this tired topic is NOT based on.<BR/><BR/>Recap:<BR/>5 universities studied<BR/>Explanations given for data beyond "Affirmative action hates on asian-americans"<BR/>Conclusion pro-affirmative actionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com