tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post4138572623284334984..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: That damned PolicyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-88447800903192174582011-11-28T07:18:16.490-08:002011-11-28T07:18:16.490-08:00Let's face it, Rudolph wouldn't have made ...Let's face it, Rudolph wouldn't have made the cut if the workforce reduction were based on merit, either: he's too scrawny to help pull the sleigh, and doesn't get along well with the other members of the team.<br /><br />On the off-chance that another freak Christmas Eve fog storm should occur, Santa could easily hire him as a temporary contractor. It's not like he'll have taken another job at the North Pole in the meantime.Rootbeernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-59970325782544703782011-11-26T12:25:28.961-08:002011-11-26T12:25:28.961-08:00If only Santa's taxes weren't so high, the...If only Santa's taxes weren't so high, then maybe he could keep his reindeer. What's that you say? Taxes are at an all-time low? I can't believe Fox News lied to me!Steve-Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-23357075442606601392011-11-26T09:29:41.766-08:002011-11-26T09:29:41.766-08:00Reindeer shoulda had a union.
There are more peop...Reindeer shoulda had a union.<br /><br />There are more people celebrating Christmas this year than at any time in history. So why is Santa's business down?<br /><br />Management is lying to the reindeer.rewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-82857526743710686182011-11-26T07:43:28.392-08:002011-11-26T07:43:28.392-08:00He has to do this. Market research showed that jus...He has to do this. Market research showed that just about the last non-WASP group Tinsley hadn't purposely offended yet was reindeer.Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-51631958512639560122011-11-26T00:09:01.470-08:002011-11-26T00:09:01.470-08:00Remember: the length of time some one has been doi...Remember: the length of time some one has been doing a job is directly inverse to the quality of their work. Take it from Bruce; he's been doing this for over 16 years!<br />Wait...DiRnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-21137501153935972182011-11-26T00:06:43.335-08:002011-11-26T00:06:43.335-08:00Well, he does have plenty of time to wrap this up ...Well, he <i>does</i> have plenty of time to wrap this up and have his ignorant-drunkard fanbase forget it before he pretends to be all Christainy about Christmas for the December 25th strip.<br /><br />Happy Pepper Spray, America! At least it's not lethal, right?Tognoreply@blogger.com