tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post4366068948457542212..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: Those damned Holiday SpecialsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-11209424527618459702009-12-19T01:41:30.603-08:002009-12-19T01:41:30.603-08:00Nice try, Marty, but asking Mallard/Brucie to read...Nice try, Marty, but asking Mallard/Brucie to read anything on that list is like asking a vampire to lie down for a garlic-and-holy water enema. It ain't gonna happen.Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-73116787274148822912009-12-18T20:35:16.586-08:002009-12-18T20:35:16.586-08:00He's not attacking Christmas, he's attacki...He's not attacking <i>Christmas</i>, he's attacking Hollywood, which everyone knows is just another word for "liberal commies." (And if you're a liberal, you don't have to pay ten bucks a ticket!)<br /><br />Do you ever wish their paranoid conspiracy theories were true? I mean, if Obama did half the stuff they say he's doing...Kaitlynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13279904127449708251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-33649396190024183392009-12-18T19:28:42.966-08:002009-12-18T19:28:42.966-08:00You know, you don't HAVE to watch T.V. You co...You know, you don't HAVE to watch T.V. You could always turn it off and spend the night reading. I recommend books by Jim Hightower, Al Franken, Michael Moore and Richard Dawkins and maybe catch up on some back issues of THE NATION, FREE INQUIRY and MOTHER JONES.MartyRottennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-60066423493981093242009-12-18T16:24:04.062-08:002009-12-18T16:24:04.062-08:00Wouldn't the Mallard Xmas special be not "...Wouldn't the Mallard Xmas special be not "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians," but "Bruce Tinsley Conquers Laura Mars"?Bill the Spluthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17453196457398617329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-61479613814214572232009-12-18T13:16:12.003-08:002009-12-18T13:16:12.003-08:00I guess Tinsley DOES browse/troll D&C! He'...I guess Tinsley DOES browse/troll D&C! He's dying to throw stones at Tiger Woods, but doesn't want to blow all that "hard work" he's put into rehabilitating his image ("I'm not racist! LIBERALS are racist!!").<br /><br />So he's stuck re-re-redrawing his lazy-assed duck flabbing in front of the TV, and making "droll" commentary about the content that he can't seem to stop watching.Tognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-74414805928935996782009-12-18T11:12:01.336-08:002009-12-18T11:12:01.336-08:00And yet, he still watches them. The food here is ...And yet, he still watches them. The food here is terrible, and the portions are so tiny!Ducky is Rightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-14696731633600711822009-12-18T09:31:06.805-08:002009-12-18T09:31:06.805-08:00I guess Mallard's waiting on the "Fox New...I guess Mallard's waiting on the "Fox News Christmas Special" featuring Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity singing "O Holy Teabagger", and Bill O'Reilly singing "Silence Obama Night".Steve-Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-71252806326911025972009-12-18T08:50:47.759-08:002009-12-18T08:50:47.759-08:00Tinshley: "I gotta great idea. 'The Duck ...Tinshley: "I gotta great idea. 'The Duck Who Saved Sweeps Week' is gonna be big, really big! Kids love my cartoon duck."<br /><br />Bartender: "Ok, time to shut you off. Man, your liver ain't what it used to be!"rewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-75404618164221425682009-12-18T08:48:01.381-08:002009-12-18T08:48:01.381-08:00You can turn the television to the "off"...You can turn the television to the "off" setting using your remote, Mallard.exanonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-50178385319191031812009-12-18T08:12:35.544-08:002009-12-18T08:12:35.544-08:00Mallard's pissed because nobody would option &...Mallard's pissed because nobody would option "The Duck Who Saved Sweeps Week."Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-47361583715778534892009-12-18T07:38:34.409-08:002009-12-18T07:38:34.409-08:00Really? Was there absolutely NOTHING newsworthy h...Really? Was there absolutely NOTHING newsworthy happening 2 weeks ago?Steve-Onoreply@blogger.com