tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post5821879428538235144..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: That damned ScentUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-39247303233352686872011-12-05T23:56:50.023-08:002011-12-05T23:56:50.023-08:00Because "dry air furnace vent" is a much...Because "dry air furnace vent" is a much better smell. <br /><br />Poor ducky, he's been denied baked goods by his woman. The humanity.exanonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-60150640621192343902011-12-05T06:18:28.641-08:002011-12-05T06:18:28.641-08:00Sadly, this is the most action-packed Mallard Fill...Sadly, this is the most action-packed Mallard Fillmore strip in years, possibly ever.Rootbeernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-24367513876656899332011-12-04T23:15:18.967-08:002011-12-04T23:15:18.967-08:00Baked goods air freshener?
I don't have a pro...Baked goods air freshener?<br /><br />I don't have a problem with this.Steve-Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-74604340789865320292011-12-04T17:44:50.062-08:002011-12-04T17:44:50.062-08:00I could see this basic gag working in "Family...I could see this basic gag working in "Family Circus" or "Dennis the Menace." That speaks volumes about Mallard's maturity level.Erichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00083091864939104540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-33152676985724451712011-12-04T11:23:02.230-08:002011-12-04T11:23:02.230-08:00Make your own goddamn baked goods, asshole.Make your own goddamn baked goods, asshole.DiRnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-77128100340548877022011-12-04T09:26:31.885-08:002011-12-04T09:26:31.885-08:00Hey, I fixed that one for yah, Brewsky!
( On the ...Hey, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/rewinn/6453751513/" rel="nofollow">I fixed that one for yah, Brewsky!</a><br /><br />( On the plus side, this is the first Mallard Fillmore in several years to actually have a graphic concept. Too bad it's ruined by dreadful "Life SUXX!" writing.)rewinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14008105385364113371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-13958537852482646472011-12-04T07:46:51.222-08:002011-12-04T07:46:51.222-08:00Only 20 more bitching days until Christmas!
WV: d...Only 20 more bitching days until Christmas!<br /><br />WV: derpigo, Mallard sez "Derp! I'm such a pig, oh!"Bill the Splutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-23877433574219248482011-12-04T07:11:41.639-08:002011-12-04T07:11:41.639-08:00Mallard's domestic laffs!
Domestic Laff #1: &...Mallard's domestic laffs!<br /><br />Domestic Laff #1: "Whatever stupid thing you're doing to try to please me, knock it the hell off!"<br /><br />Domestic Laff #2: "Nobody ever tries to please me any more. Jerks."Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-83052312028217094622011-12-04T07:11:05.960-08:002011-12-04T07:11:05.960-08:00You're not worth actually baking for, duck.
...You're not worth actually baking for, duck. <br /><br />Oh, and ... way to ... stretch out ... a single ... sentence ... to self ... parodying ... lengths with ... too ... many ... ellipses ... Drunko!dlauthornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-20914995717778199252011-12-04T07:00:16.959-08:002011-12-04T07:00:16.959-08:00In which those close to Mallard try to let him kno...In which those close to Mallard try to let him know, perhaps more gently than he deserves, that the smell of duck crotch is less pleasant that he apparently believes.CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-2745662280302516302011-12-04T05:14:52.623-08:002011-12-04T05:14:52.623-08:00Mallard is cranky because the scent was overpoweri...Mallard is cranky because the scent was overpowering his "Glade Deep Inside Mythified Reagan's Ass" air freshener.NickEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08802529426519495214noreply@blogger.com