tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post6502913732190732949..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: That damned HillaryUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-59786120523489890112007-02-27T18:12:00.000-08:002007-02-27T18:12:00.000-08:00Hey! Another High school student! I think it's jus...Hey! Another High school student! I think it's just you and me, though.<BR/><BR/>I've actually done quite a bit with poetry, and I really have to hand it to Mallard...<BR/><BR/>...until I read this blog, I didn't even realize that there <B>was</B> poetry in the strip. I thought Tinsley just had an odd way of writing. No, he just sucks at rhyme.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15418068292798702044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-21337290865267217702007-02-19T22:42:00.000-08:002007-02-19T22:42:00.000-08:00That pic of "Hillary" was a cut and paste from one...That pic of "Hillary" was a cut and paste from one of his earlier strips, this guy barely rates as a real artist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-910435200432991412007-02-14T00:26:00.000-08:002007-02-14T00:26:00.000-08:00Is it just me, or did he decide to try to turn thi...Is it just me, or did he decide to try to turn this thing into a limerick halfway through it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-44613401695220980042007-02-13T08:28:00.000-08:002007-02-13T08:28:00.000-08:00I think I'll beg one of my former English teachers...I think I'll beg one of my former English teachers to write to the paper to complain about the poetry. ;)<BR/><BR/>And my sister's art teacher to complain about the drawings.<BR/><BR/>And my history teacher and my government teacher to complain about the mass stupidity.<BR/><BR/>Or hell, "We, the teachers, at XYZ, feel that Mallard Fillmore is a terrible influence on our students. The writing is shoddy, the attempts at poetry are grotesque, the caricatures need labels, the non-caricatures are an affront to the eyes, and the information he gives out is incredibly wrong and outdated. Please pull this tripe."<BR/><BR/>Ha! Like any high school student but me ever read this thing.Kaitlynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13279904127449708251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-84682649861739006502007-02-13T06:00:00.000-08:002007-02-13T06:00:00.000-08:00THERE IS A CONCEPT IT IS CALLED SCANNINGTHERE IS A CONCEPT IT IS CALLED SCANNINGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-53089531578258897662007-02-13T05:10:00.000-08:002007-02-13T05:10:00.000-08:00mysterio,Tuesday strip has Obama saying "Let's try...mysterio,<BR/><BR/>Tuesday strip has Obama saying "Let's try to keep this a CLEAN fight" so maybe he IS commenting on Biden's statement.Scanmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10599448481536132752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-52295436840386492452007-02-13T01:24:00.000-08:002007-02-13T01:24:00.000-08:00It's not up yet, but Tuesday's installment?Worst.P...It's not up yet, but Tuesday's installment?<BR/><BR/>Worst.<BR/><BR/>Poetry.<BR/><BR/>Ever.<BR/><BR/><BR/>And given Bruce's track record, that's saying quite a bit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-52357013119278892202007-02-12T18:42:00.001-08:002007-02-12T18:42:00.001-08:00I can't think of anything to comment about this bo...I can't think of anything to comment about this boring crap other than to ask if this the first time we've ever seen Mallard naked. <BR/><BR/>I know he's just a duck, but it's still bothering me.bjorn blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785758711610240954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-86476288645259745032007-02-12T18:42:00.000-08:002007-02-12T18:42:00.000-08:00From John to Barack Obama:Your candidacy is a ster...From John to Barack Obama:<BR/><BR/>Your candidacy is a sterling showing<BR/>of something we are all born knowing<BR/>that when a black man is graced with charm<BR/>and a gift to keep sweet words a-flowin'<BR/>All the whitest guys around<BR/>will have silly racial thoughts abound<BR/>and guys like Biden will express 'em<BR/>'cause he likes to hear his voice's sound<BR/>And tho' they think that they've paid you<BR/>a nice white compliment or two<BR/>really all that they have done<BR/>is reveal what we already knew<BR/>That old time attitudes prevail<BR/>and are repressed to make the sale<BR/>and tho' treated like a hero now<BR/>they'd all love to see you fail<BR/><BR/>Worry not, O open-collar'd one<BR/>they are the stars, you are the sun<BR/>and all the gas that they emit<BR/>is exactly that.<BR/>But you'd better run, and better win<BR/>this is your best chance to get in<BR/>Because if it's you and Spitzer<BR/>he will knock you flat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-22617432304975665012007-02-12T18:36:00.000-08:002007-02-12T18:36:00.000-08:00That was Hillary?I flipped through the channels to...That was Hillary?<BR/><BR/>I flipped through the channels today, saw CSPAN - she was doing a Townhall meeting... the only thing the actual human being had in common with the "drawing" is the hair color.<BR/><BR/>I swear, he'd do better with pictures cut out from magazines...Kaitlynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13279904127449708251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-10376686814497178152007-02-12T18:09:00.000-08:002007-02-12T18:09:00.000-08:00"Barak"? Come on, man."Barak"? Come on, man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-22508002325546569872007-02-12T17:56:00.000-08:002007-02-12T17:56:00.000-08:00Fagadaga-I'm afraid this is going to last all week...Fagadaga-<BR/><BR/>I'm afraid this is going to last all week, and possibly into next week. Mallentines are a annual theme for Tinsley, similar to the New Year "resolutions". <BR/> BTW, when do you think Tinsley is going to get to Sen. Binden's infamous comment re: Obama? Whereas I agree that Biden's statement was idiotic and he deserves to be called on it, I'm sure Tinsley's take on it will manage to avoid all humor and wit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-32060593498141046352007-02-12T16:19:00.000-08:002007-02-12T16:19:00.000-08:00Well, at least Mallard has dropped that Walter Wil...Well, at least Mallard has dropped that Walter Williams nonsense and conceded that a Democrat will be elected president.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-22701405450230305002007-02-12T15:02:00.000-08:002007-02-12T15:02:00.000-08:00Let's hope this is #23 out of a series of 23.Let's hope this is #23 out of a series of 23.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-82857872320588016502007-02-12T14:33:00.000-08:002007-02-12T14:33:00.000-08:00This is going to go on all week, isn't it?This is going to go on all week, isn't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-24450218194433277162007-02-12T14:16:00.000-08:002007-02-12T14:16:00.000-08:00And shouldn't he have illustrated it with a pictur...And shouldn't he have illustrated it with a picture of either Hillary or Obama instead of... I dunno... Benjamin Netanyahu in a wig?Canzler Tree Serviceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11171445568432691562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-68942109608332523082007-02-12T14:07:00.000-08:002007-02-12T14:07:00.000-08:00One thing I have always hated about this duck is h...One thing I have always hated about this duck is how the quotes he puts in his enemies' mouth never comes close to ringing true. "I'm old enough to be your mother" Um, that would make her 15 years old when he was born and no woman would admit to that! <BR/>At least when Doonesbury puts fictional words in the mouths of real people it sounds like something they would say.Scanmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10599448481536132752noreply@blogger.com