tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post8095809356355948930..comments2023-11-05T04:08:55.749-08:00Comments on Duck and Cover: September 2014Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-20732369727977619802014-11-28T09:32:37.463-08:002014-11-28T09:32:37.463-08:00I'm back and I wanted to clarify, Obama is a v...<b> I'm back and I wanted to clarify, Obama is a very scary black man. That is why when I go to bed I make sure to kiss my Jesus statue with some deep tongue, grab my 3 shotguns and say a prayer to my Bill O'Reily shrine hoping he blesses my life with his eternal wisdom.<br /><br />Back to the Jewish,Kenyan,Racist,Communist,Godless,reptoid Obama; Me and my hooded brothers erm my brothers in the holy cloth withh bounce him out and welcome in a decent Republican President who I personally guarantee will eliminate the poverty and class issues with trickle down economics.<br /><br />America will be safe. </b>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-46198642931037382622014-10-01T12:09:11.744-07:002014-10-01T12:09:11.744-07:00Re Oct. 1: Why are you presenting this as some kin...Re Oct. 1: Why are you presenting this as some kind of mystery, Mallard? I thought you understood that everything bad that ever happened is All Obama's Fault. Where have you been for the last six years (a.k.a. the entirety of human history)?<br /><br />So many dry, flaky layers here: The hoary conservative cliche of pining for the "Good Old Days" that never existed; Mallard/Bruce's desperate attempt to ensure that he's not perceived as condoning or apologizing for domestic abuse; the absurdity of Mallard/Bruce presenting himself as an arbiter of "civilized" behavior; Mallard's apparent attempt to depose David Brooks as America's Most Prominent Moral Scold (I don't think Brooks has anything to worry about).<br /><br />As usual, Mallard/Bruce, you're not fooling anyone but yourself.Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-58581585093558911992014-10-01T12:05:39.154-07:002014-10-01T12:05:39.154-07:00Anonybruce, you're right! That "Thing'...<b>Anonybruce</b>, you're right! That <b>"Thing's"</b> comment sounds exactly like every pro-Mallard comment on any comics site that has your strip. And you use the exact same <b>random bolding</b> that is used in your comic strip, so yeah, we know it's you, Bruce.<br /><br />Also, no women were ever beaten before some imaginary time in your very cramped cranium. <b>Duly noted</b>, you shithead.Bill the Splutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-73967314426067247432014-10-01T09:59:38.732-07:002014-10-01T09:59:38.732-07:0010/1 - Not calling women 'ladies' causes w...10/1 - Not calling women 'ladies' causes wife-beating?<br /><br />Gosh, that makes almost as much sense as anything else Mallard ever pulled from his festering cloaca.CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-17099897512012529152014-10-01T06:33:24.423-07:002014-10-01T06:33:24.423-07:0010/1: Now it comes out — when women were called &q...10/1: Now it comes out — when women were called "Ladies," they knew their place, and didn't go to the police or newspapers with their tacky stories of abuse. <br /><br />Also, as the alert commenters have pointed out, this one time a woman hit a man, so the blame is exactly equal on both sides, and SHARIA LAW!!!Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-12756560876262247362014-09-30T20:19:29.333-07:002014-09-30T20:19:29.333-07:00Anonybruce just wants us all to know that he is ve...<b>Anonybruce just wants us all to know that he is very, very butthurt.</b>CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-10673777207984101212014-09-30T18:38:39.619-07:002014-09-30T18:38:39.619-07:00Frank Stone said... (Both comments.)
Re Sep. 29: ...<b>Frank Stone said... (Both comments.)</b><br /><br />Re Sep. 29: Gosh, Bruce -- you mean there isn't a comparison to be made? Because I can guarandamntee you that if America's fundamentalist christians and tea partiers had the legal authority to imprison and/or behead the people they hate, they'd be doing it 24/7.<br /><br />12:40 PM<br /> <br />Re Sep. 30: Mallard... are you DARING to suggest that America isn't ABSOLUTELY PERFECT in EVERY IMAGINABLE WAY? What are you, a TERRORIST? Or worse, a LIBERAL??!!<br /><br />But you'd never actually hit a woman, would you, Mallard? Naw -- you just treat women with loathing and contempt because they don't want to fuck you. (And besides, you know that if you did hit a woman, she'd respond by wringing your scrawny neck and throwing your carcass in a dumpster because you're just a pathetic duck.)<br /><br />12:53 PM<br /><br /><b>This thing who calls itself 'Frank Stone' is one sick POS! </b><br /><br />He needs some serious mental help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-89386555094139829112014-09-30T12:53:14.582-07:002014-09-30T12:53:14.582-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-37319936455757983092014-09-30T12:53:11.530-07:002014-09-30T12:53:11.530-07:00Re Sep. 30: Mallard... are you DARING to suggest t...Re Sep. 30: Mallard... are you DARING to suggest that America isn't ABSOLUTELY PERFECT in EVERY IMAGINABLE WAY? What are you, a <i>TERRORIST?</i> Or worse, a <i><b>LIBERAL??!!</b></i><br /><br />But you'd never actually <i>hit</i> a woman, would you, Mallard? Naw -- you just treat women with loathing and contempt because they don't want to fuck you. (And besides, you know that if you <i>did</i> hit a woman, she'd respond by wringing your scrawny neck and throwing your carcass in a dumpster because you're just a pathetic duck.)Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-13329035269999335872014-09-30T08:44:48.690-07:002014-09-30T08:44:48.690-07:009/30: The duck's right. Any society that has t...9/30: The duck's right. Any society that has to teach adults that it's not right to hit women is already in trouble. He's looking right at you, former Confederacy! Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-82029734719395231412014-09-29T12:40:25.483-07:002014-09-29T12:40:25.483-07:00Re Sep. 29: Gosh, Bruce -- you mean there isn'...Re Sep. 29: Gosh, Bruce -- you mean there <i>isn't</i> a comparison to be made? Because I can guarandamntee you that if America's fundamentalist christians and tea partiers had the legal authority to imprison and/or behead the people they hate, they'd be doing it 24/7.Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-11981177113905040402014-09-29T08:43:54.678-07:002014-09-29T08:43:54.678-07:009/29: There are a lot of reasons to compare ISIS t...9/29: There are a lot of reasons to compare ISIS to the Tea Party. Both owe their existence to the GOP, for instance.Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-48317959924057050352014-09-27T21:24:37.532-07:002014-09-27T21:24:37.532-07:00You know, I'm actually looking forward to a co...You know, I'm actually looking forward to a couple of movies in the next few months that aren't Oscar-bait: The next Hunger Games flick, which I'm sure the Tinsh despises because Trilogies, and the Hobbit finale. I don't know specifically what he'd have against Tolkien, but I'm sure there's something.<br /><br />Anyway, even Hollywood now showing movies more abut getting awards, I see Ducky is still ponying up to go. And since it's apparently a theater with only two seats, they're only one ticket shy of a full house.CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-2325469586171684552014-09-26T18:07:09.655-07:002014-09-26T18:07:09.655-07:00 9/26: Fart joke. I pretty much know where he pull... 9/26: Fart joke. I pretty much know where he pulled that one from.Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-50540603756585844922014-09-26T11:14:40.504-07:002014-09-26T11:14:40.504-07:00I can't explain it either. I can however wond...I can't explain it either. I can however wonder what the hell Brews knows about workplace anything, given that his workplace likely is his chair in front of a TV blaring Fox News, with a lap desk and probably no pants.CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-61564481721934075842014-09-26T09:54:25.497-07:002014-09-26T09:54:25.497-07:00Can anyone explain to me what the perfunctory fuck...Can anyone explain to me what the perfunctory fuck is with this "workplace" bug that has crawled up Mallard's cloaca and died? Because my kindly gray-haired mother asked me and <i>dear sweetly decomposing corpse of God</i> did I wish I could explain it to her.Neo Tuxedohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455041641080873400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-59386800595241068972014-09-25T12:46:12.571-07:002014-09-25T12:46:12.571-07:00Re Sep. 25: Hey, careful there, Mallard -- the Rep...Re Sep. 25: Hey, careful there, Mallard -- the Republican intelligentsia >snicker< might start to think that you're <i>opposed</i> to child labor.Frank Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11717740988326817494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-40546077831412288552014-09-25T09:34:06.871-07:002014-09-25T09:34:06.871-07:00"Tonight we'll be taking a look at the se..."Tonight we'll be taking a look at the serious problem of problems with the word 'workplace' in front of them...If you say 'workplace' then people know that what's coming next is a serious problem. Even the word itself sounds like the kids' section of a McDonald's in China..."<br /><br />Can somebody recommend a tool to translate this into...something.Toots McGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09159829180195311345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-1342308712027808622014-09-24T22:33:21.538-07:002014-09-24T22:33:21.538-07:00Geez, looks like Anonybruce got OWNED for his lazy...Geez, looks like <b>Anonybruce got OWNED</b> for his lazy-assed <b>stupid copy-and-paste job</b>.<br /><br />Hmm: Lazy-assed - check; stupid; check; racist - check.<br /><br />Looks like maybe <b>Anonybruce really is Brews Tinshley</b>?CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-67085941166760083632014-09-24T17:01:05.101-07:002014-09-24T17:01:05.101-07:00"My name was Antonio West.
I was the 13-mont..."My name was Antonio West.<br /><br />I was the 13-month old child who was shot in the face at point blank range by two black teens, who were"<br /><br />- . . . arrested, charged, and prosecuted for this crime; unlike Darren Wilson. Darren Wilson is a killer.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14150074974320254424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-54683717831388607962014-09-24T16:59:39.812-07:002014-09-24T16:59:39.812-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14150074974320254424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-41384034936257207062014-09-24T14:24:05.585-07:002014-09-24T14:24:05.585-07:00Young White Child Shot By Blacks
My name was Anto...<b>Young White Child Shot By Blacks</b><br /><br />My name was Antonio West.<br /> <br />I was the 13-month old child who was shot in the face at point blank range by two black teens, who were attempting to rob my mother, who was also shot.<br /> <br />I think my murder and my mommy’s wounding made the news for maybe a day, and then disappeared.<br /> <br />A Grand Jury of my mommy's peers from Brunswick, Georgia ruled the black teens who murdered me will not face the death penalty... too bad it was me who got the death sentence from my killers instead, because Mommy didn’t have the money they demanded.<br /><br />See, my family made the mistake of being white in a 73% non-white neighborhood, but my murder wasn’t ruled a ‘hate crime’.<br /> <br />Oh, and President Obama didn’t take a single moment to acknowledge my murder.<br /> <br />He couldn’t have any children who could possibly look like me - so why should he care?<br /><br />I’m one of the youngest murder victims in our great Nation's history, but the media didn’t care to cover the story of my being killed in cold blood.<br /><br />There isn’t a white equivalent of Al Sharpton, because if there was he would be branded a ‘racist’.<br /> <br />So no one’s rushing to Brunswick, Georgia to demonstrate and demand ‘justice’ for me.<br /> <br />There’s no ‘White Panther’ party, either, to put a bounty on the lives of the two black teens who murdered me.<br /> <br />I have no voice, I have no representation, and unlike those who shot me in the face while I sat innocently in my stroller - I no longer have my life.<br />Isn’t this a great country?<br /><br />So while you’re out seeking ‘justice for Trayvon Martin or Michael Brown’, please remember to seek ‘justice’ for me.<br /> <br />Tell your friends about me, tell you families, get tee-shirts with my face on them, and make the world pay attention, just like you did for Trayvon and Brown.<br /><br />I won’t hold my breath.<br /> <br />I don’t have to anymore.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-34346611629410962192014-09-24T07:35:28.387-07:002014-09-24T07:35:28.387-07:009/24- A few things going on here:
-Why is the Ti...9/24- A few things going on here:<br /><br />-Why is the Tinsh portraying Al Gore as the commissioner of the NFL?<br /><br />-More broadly, this is a nice illustration of how Wingnut Nation NEVER drops its butthurt over a slight against any of its members.<br /><br />-The NFL does have its problems these days. None so bad that having an owner among its ranks who jets off to a Caribbean country known for its underage sex trade with a "borrowed" Viagra prescription wouldn't make them quite a bit uglier. But, like I said, Butthurt.CW in LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-29407860887434509972014-09-24T07:33:30.886-07:002014-09-24T07:33:30.886-07:009/24: Is Bruce implicitly admitting that there'...9/24: Is Bruce implicitly admitting that there's something wrong with wife beating, or the team name "Redskins"? <br /><br />Answer: Nah, it's all deniable.Kip Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12751319031224838771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33297721.post-52754424610959975492014-09-23T21:59:21.885-07:002014-09-23T21:59:21.885-07:00Hey, Anonybruce, when do you start screaming endle...Hey, Anonybruce, when do you start screaming endlessly for hearings not about BENGHAAAAAZI! but Ferguson? Will it be around the time you stop whining about how "And now they don't like being called 'the coloreds', so obviously THEY'RE the racists! THOSE COLOREDS!"<br /><br />Also: I think you mean "Obama's an empty <i>tan</i> suit," as that's what Fox told you to crap your drawers about 3 weeks ago.Bill the Splutnoreply@blogger.com