What's Mallard raving about today?
Republicans, Democrats
It's not the insults, Mallard. It's the fact that the longer this goes on the more people learn about the republican Candidates.
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Monday, February 06, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
That damned Grant
What's Mallard raving about today?
Anthony Weiner, NEA
Bringing up Anthony Weiner simply indicates there's nothing really to complain about...which won't stop you from trying, of course.
Anthony Weiner, NEA
Bringing up Anthony Weiner simply indicates there's nothing really to complain about...which won't stop you from trying, of course.
Saturday, October 08, 2011
Those damned Democrats
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Mallard Fillmore, for once, hits close to the heart of the actual problem.
Mind you, if anyone pointed out that the issue is that Democrats don't understand why President Obama is sacrificing what is right for the country in a vain attempt to compromise with extremists who care more for party than the country, Mallard's head would expose.
So, you know, someone point that out to him.
President Obama
Mallard Fillmore, for once, hits close to the heart of the actual problem.
Mind you, if anyone pointed out that the issue is that Democrats don't understand why President Obama is sacrificing what is right for the country in a vain attempt to compromise with extremists who care more for party than the country, Mallard's head would expose.
So, you know, someone point that out to him.
Wednesday, October 05, 2011
That damned Yellow Dog
What's Mallard raving about today?
Yellow Dog Democrats
Frankly I have no idea what this is about and given the fact that Mallard felt the need to label everything in sight, I'm pretty sure he knows no one will understand either.
Of course, the unspoken message here is that Republicans, largely responsible for the multiple messes we're in, want to continue doing more of the same stuff because it's worked out so well to this point.
But, you know, Democrats, amiright?
Yellow Dog Democrats
Frankly I have no idea what this is about and given the fact that Mallard felt the need to label everything in sight, I'm pretty sure he knows no one will understand either.
Of course, the unspoken message here is that Republicans, largely responsible for the multiple messes we're in, want to continue doing more of the same stuff because it's worked out so well to this point.
But, you know, Democrats, amiright?
Sunday, September 25, 2011
That Damned Voldemort
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Democrats
Unlike Republican candidates who refuse to distance themselves from Teabaggers who cheer mass killing, yearn for the death of the uninsured, and boo gay soldiers. One must assume they support these Teabagger values as a result.
President Obama, Democrats
Unlike Republican candidates who refuse to distance themselves from Teabaggers who cheer mass killing, yearn for the death of the uninsured, and boo gay soldiers. One must assume they support these Teabagger values as a result.
Monday, September 19, 2011
That damned Status Quo
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Mallard's concern trolling is touching, but laughable...but I am too busy right now to bother commenting. Please eviscerate in the comments.,
President Obama
Mallard's concern trolling is touching, but laughable...but I am too busy right now to bother commenting. Please eviscerate in the comments.,
Monday, June 27, 2011
That damned Reason
What's Mallard raving about today?
Anthony Weiner
There is no reason, by contrast, for anything Mallard Fillmore does, ever.
Anthony Weiner
There is no reason, by contrast, for anything Mallard Fillmore does, ever.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
That damned Recognition
What's Mallard raving about today?
GOP Candidates, Anthony Weiner
Mallard Fillmore, ladies and gentleman...the only entity alive unable to actually generate humor from the Anthony Weiner saga! You must be so proud.
GOP Candidates, Anthony Weiner
Mallard Fillmore, ladies and gentleman...the only entity alive unable to actually generate humor from the Anthony Weiner saga! You must be so proud.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
That damned Male
What's Mallard raving about today?
Anthony Weiner
Great example today of why, even when Mallard Fillmore is not being a lying propaganda tool, it's still such a pile of crap.
On the surface, it appears this woman is sending out the message in question, rather then receiving it. Of course, just the opposite is true.
It also appears Mallard doesn't actually understand Twitter and is confusing it with some sort of dating site.
Anthony Weiner
Great example today of why, even when Mallard Fillmore is not being a lying propaganda tool, it's still such a pile of crap.
On the surface, it appears this woman is sending out the message in question, rather then receiving it. Of course, just the opposite is true.
It also appears Mallard doesn't actually understand Twitter and is confusing it with some sort of dating site.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Those Damned Nazis
What's Mallard raving about today?
Nazis, Democrats
A Google search to attempt to figure out what Mallard is referring to yields links to articles about a Republican Representative publicly making a Gestapo reference regarding Education reform.
Further down the page, you can also find that a Republican claims a teacher sent him an Email similarly comparing Education reform to the Holocaust.
Republican representative making a public statement vs. an Email from a teacher.
Those Liberals have no shame!
Nazis, Democrats
A Google search to attempt to figure out what Mallard is referring to yields links to articles about a Republican Representative publicly making a Gestapo reference regarding Education reform.
Further down the page, you can also find that a Republican claims a teacher sent him an Email similarly comparing Education reform to the Holocaust.
Republican representative making a public statement vs. an Email from a teacher.
Those Liberals have no shame!
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Those damned Predictions
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Wikileaks, Democrats, Republicans.
When the Republican Base stop acting like complete fucking loons, we can fix that last one. Until then, well...if the shoe fits.
President Obama, Wikileaks, Democrats, Republicans.
When the Republican Base stop acting like complete fucking loons, we can fix that last one. Until then, well...if the shoe fits.
Friday, October 29, 2010
That damned Poll
What's Mallard raving about today?
Democrats, Elections, Polls.
Remember when Mallard did a version of this in 2006, when Republicans lost control of the House and Senate?
Oh, right.
Democrats, Elections, Polls.
Remember when Mallard did a version of this in 2006, when Republicans lost control of the House and Senate?
Oh, right.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Those damned Groups
What's Mallard raving about today?
Democrats, Muslims.
When you never leave your living room or turn off Fox News, you would tend not to run into the majority of Muslims and Democrats.
That makes you the idiot, though.
Democrats, Muslims.
When you never leave your living room or turn off Fox News, you would tend not to run into the majority of Muslims and Democrats.
That makes you the idiot, though.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
That damned Costume
What's Mallard raving about today?
Democrats, Political Correctness.
What the hell has this got to do with Political Correctness.
Still, you have to admit this was equally funny in 2006 and 2008, when Mallard went as Incumbent Republicans.
Democrats, Political Correctness.
What the hell has this got to do with Political Correctness.
Still, you have to admit this was equally funny in 2006 and 2008, when Mallard went as Incumbent Republicans.
Monday, October 11, 2010
That damned Desperation
What's Mallard raving about today?
Democrats, Teabaggers.
I will stipulate to the fact that Democrats are growing desperate.
Mallard's desperate attempt to suggest equivalence between race-based Teabagger conspiracy theories and Democrats pointing out Teabagger race-based conspiracy theories, however, is laughable.
Democrats, Teabaggers.
I will stipulate to the fact that Democrats are growing desperate.
Mallard's desperate attempt to suggest equivalence between race-based Teabagger conspiracy theories and Democrats pointing out Teabagger race-based conspiracy theories, however, is laughable.
Sunday, October 03, 2010
That damned Movement
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mammals, Dinosaurs, Teabaggers.
Hmmm. That mammal seems to have some extremely inflamed testicles.
And he appears to be masturbating.
Not much of a Teabagger, really.
Mammals, Dinosaurs, Teabaggers.
Hmmm. That mammal seems to have some extremely inflamed testicles.
And he appears to be masturbating.
Not much of a Teabagger, really.
Monday, September 27, 2010
That damned Identification
What's Mallard raving about today?
Republicans, Democrats, Teabaggers.
GOP comments about O'Donnell and Paladino suggest Republicans are not so happy with the band of extremist astroturfers they were hoping to exploit. Unlike the Religious Right, which they abused for years and who remain pliant sheep, the Teabaggers don't seem to know their place.
But, if Mallard thinks being to the right of the GOP makes the Teabaggers popular, I would ask him to explain the polling for his Teabagger candidates in Delaware and New York.
Republicans, Democrats, Teabaggers.
GOP comments about O'Donnell and Paladino suggest Republicans are not so happy with the band of extremist astroturfers they were hoping to exploit. Unlike the Religious Right, which they abused for years and who remain pliant sheep, the Teabaggers don't seem to know their place.
But, if Mallard thinks being to the right of the GOP makes the Teabaggers popular, I would ask him to explain the polling for his Teabagger candidates in Delaware and New York.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Those damned Cards
What's Mallard raving about today?
Racism, Democrats.
Mallard proves, once again, that quality and quantity are unrelated.
This, BTW, is seriously schizoid from a duck who was just recently complaining about accusations of racism against the Teabaggers.
Racism, Democrats.
Mallard proves, once again, that quality and quantity are unrelated.
This, BTW, is seriously schizoid from a duck who was just recently complaining about accusations of racism against the Teabaggers.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
That damned Candidate
What's Mallard raving about today?
Democrats.
Democrats declare conservative principles because they are spineless.
Republicans declare their conservative principles and then trash the Constitution, spend link drunken sailors, and inject the Government into as many corners of your life as they can think of.
A pox on both their houses, to be sure.
But I'll take the Democratic pox any day.
Democrats.
Democrats declare conservative principles because they are spineless.
Republicans declare their conservative principles and then trash the Constitution, spend link drunken sailors, and inject the Government into as many corners of your life as they can think of.
A pox on both their houses, to be sure.
But I'll take the Democratic pox any day.
Thursday, September 09, 2010
That damned Letter
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mid-term elections, President Obama.
Whereas everyone in the Party of Personal responsibility knows, what happens when you are in charge is someone else's fault, entirely.
Mid-term elections, President Obama.
Whereas everyone in the Party of Personal responsibility knows, what happens when you are in charge is someone else's fault, entirely.
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