What's Mallard raving about today?
Incandescent Bulbs, Gasoline
Good luck with that, since incandescent bulbs are still legal.
When did becoming 100% ignorant, wrong about everything, become a badge of honor?
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Showing posts with label Energy Policy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Energy Policy. Show all posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
That damned Tank
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Gas Prices
Remember when gas prices spiked during the Bush Presidency. And remember how Mallard blamed Bush for that? Yeah?
Me neither.
President Obama, Gas Prices
Remember when gas prices spiked during the Bush Presidency. And remember how Mallard blamed Bush for that? Yeah?
Me neither.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Saturday, October 15, 2011
That damned Subsidy
What's Mallard raving about today?
Subsidies, Solyndra, Ethanol
Fascinating that subsidies to the most profitable companies on earth (oil companies) didn't make Mallard's newspaper.
Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "predictable."
Subsidies, Solyndra, Ethanol
Fascinating that subsidies to the most profitable companies on earth (oil companies) didn't make Mallard's newspaper.
Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "predictable."
Wednesday, December 01, 2010
That damned Resource
What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?
Renewable resources, Holiday specials.
Aaaaaaand we're back to moaning about TV, as if there were no options available to Mallard Fillmore to avoid it.
In truth, Mallard Fillmore appears to be acting out his own version of A Christmas Carol. One guess as to which role he's taken on personally.
Renewable resources, Holiday specials.
Aaaaaaand we're back to moaning about TV, as if there were no options available to Mallard Fillmore to avoid it.
In truth, Mallard Fillmore appears to be acting out his own version of A Christmas Carol. One guess as to which role he's taken on personally.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
That damned Link
What's Mallard raving about today?
Earth Day, Words.
Next time Mallard is flapping his beak about speech codes on campus, remember...he objects to anyone referring to the Earth as "the Planet."
Why exactly he objects to this is probably best explained by the fact that he's hanging out with and taking all his cues from the lunatic fringe.
Earth Day, Words.
Next time Mallard is flapping his beak about speech codes on campus, remember...he objects to anyone referring to the Earth as "the Planet."
Why exactly he objects to this is probably best explained by the fact that he's hanging out with and taking all his cues from the lunatic fringe.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
That damned Energy
What's Mallard raving about today?
Energy, People.
Combining his intense hatred of two things--people and climate change science--Mallard comes up with the worst pun of the 21st century.
Nice work.
Energy, People.
Combining his intense hatred of two things--people and climate change science--Mallard comes up with the worst pun of the 21st century.
Nice work.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
That damned sign
What's Mallard raving about today?
Cheeseburgers, profits, Signs, Grad Students.
Nice try with that first bit of text, Mallard. But cheeseburgers are not a basic requirement to run everything in society, unlike oil. As such, the comparison only reveals a lack of intelligent thought on the part of the author.
As for the second bit of text, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
Cheeseburgers, profits, Signs, Grad Students.
Nice try with that first bit of text, Mallard. But cheeseburgers are not a basic requirement to run everything in society, unlike oil. As such, the comparison only reveals a lack of intelligent thought on the part of the author.
As for the second bit of text, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
That damned fluorescence
What's Mallard raving about today?
Florescent bulbs.
If I did not do this blog, I would not know that Compact Fluorescent Bulbs were a threat to humanity.
Florescent bulbs.
If I did not do this blog, I would not know that Compact Fluorescent Bulbs were a threat to humanity.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Those damned bulbs
What's Mallard raving about today?
Compact Fluorescent Bulbs, EPA.
So many thoughts, so little energy...
I recently obtained a CFL, which states (whether you believe this or not) that the bulb will last for 14 years. So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?
Big fluorescent lights have been in use for decades in businesses, schools, public buildings, etc. So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?
How often does a normal person shatter a light bulb? So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?
Oh, and...Mallard is a terrorist.
Compact Fluorescent Bulbs, EPA.
So many thoughts, so little energy...
I recently obtained a CFL, which states (whether you believe this or not) that the bulb will last for 14 years. So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?
Big fluorescent lights have been in use for decades in businesses, schools, public buildings, etc. So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?
How often does a normal person shatter a light bulb? So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?
Oh, and...Mallard is a terrorist.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
That damned person
What's Mallard raving about today?
A person, Energy.
I am not sure who this person is, however he is clear crazy because he refers to himself as "we" for reasons which are not clear.
Mallard however, seems to feel he is emblematic of something he wants to complain about. No surprise there.
A person, Energy.
I am not sure who this person is, however he is clear crazy because he refers to himself as "we" for reasons which are not clear.
Mallard however, seems to feel he is emblematic of something he wants to complain about. No surprise there.
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