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Showing posts with label Energy Policy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Energy Policy. Show all posts

Thursday, April 05, 2012

That damned Bulb

What's Mallard raving about today?

Incandescent Bulbs, Gasoline

Good luck with that, since incandescent bulbs are still legal.

When did becoming 100% ignorant, wrong about everything, become a badge of honor?

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

That damned Tank

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Gas Prices

Remember when gas prices spiked during the Bush Presidency. And remember how Mallard blamed Bush for that? Yeah?

Me neither.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Those damned Bankruptcies

What's Mallard raving about today?

Green Companies.

Great timing.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

That damned Subsidy

What's Mallard raving about today?

Subsidies, Solyndra, Ethanol

Fascinating that subsidies to the most profitable companies on earth (oil companies) didn't make Mallard's newspaper.

Did I say "fascinating"? I meant "predictable."

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

That damned Resource

What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?

Renewable resources, Holiday specials.

Aaaaaaand we're back to moaning about TV, as if there were no options available to Mallard Fillmore to avoid it.

In truth, Mallard Fillmore appears to be acting out his own version of A Christmas Carol. One guess as to which role he's taken on personally.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

That damned Link

What's Mallard raving about today?

Earth Day, Words.

Next time Mallard is flapping his beak about speech codes on campus, remember...he objects to anyone referring to the Earth as "the Planet."

Why exactly he objects to this is probably best explained by the fact that he's hanging out with and taking all his cues from the lunatic fringe.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

That damned Energy

What's Mallard raving about today?

Energy, People.

Combining his intense hatred of two things--people and climate change science--Mallard comes up with the worst pun of the 21st century.

Nice work.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

That damned sign

What's Mallard raving about today?

Cheeseburgers, profits, Signs, Grad Students.

Nice try with that first bit of text, Mallard. But cheeseburgers are not a basic requirement to run everything in society, unlike oil. As such, the comparison only reveals a lack of intelligent thought on the part of the author.

As for the second bit of text, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

That damned fluorescence

What's Mallard raving about today?

Florescent bulbs.

If I did not do this blog, I would not know that Compact Fluorescent Bulbs were a threat to humanity.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Those damned bulbs

What's Mallard raving about today?

Compact Fluorescent Bulbs, EPA.

So many thoughts, so little energy...

I recently obtained a CFL, which states (whether you believe this or not) that the bulb will last for 14 years. So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?

Big fluorescent lights have been in use for decades in businesses, schools, public buildings, etc. So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?

How often does a normal person shatter a light bulb? So how large a problem does Mallard believe this is?

Oh, and...Mallard is a terrorist.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

That damned person

What's Mallard raving about today?

A person, Energy.

I am not sure who this person is, however he is clear crazy because he refers to himself as "we" for reasons which are not clear.

Mallard however, seems to feel he is emblematic of something he wants to complain about. No surprise there.