What's Mallard raving about today?
Trayvon Martin, President Obama
You'd also need to have an opinion anyone cared about, which isn't the case.
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Showing posts with label Manufactured Outrage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Manufactured Outrage. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Friday, May 29, 2009
That damned Principle
What's Mallard raving about today?
Carrie Prejean, Vanessa Williams, Rutgers.
Carrie Prejean became a cause célèbre for wing nuts with a persecution complex.
Vanessa Williams resigned her crown when nude photos of herself were revealed.
Rutger's Women's basketball team were slandered by a loud-mouthed bigot.
Mallard seeks for a larger truth, a Profound Principle, in the connection between these three things in his mind.
I believe he is correct insofar as the Profound Principle this illustrates is: Mallard Fillmore is an idiot.
I am happy to call this The Mallard Principle.
Carrie Prejean, Vanessa Williams, Rutgers.
Carrie Prejean became a cause célèbre for wing nuts with a persecution complex.
Vanessa Williams resigned her crown when nude photos of herself were revealed.
Rutger's Women's basketball team were slandered by a loud-mouthed bigot.
Mallard seeks for a larger truth, a Profound Principle, in the connection between these three things in his mind.
I believe he is correct insofar as the Profound Principle this illustrates is: Mallard Fillmore is an idiot.
I am happy to call this The Mallard Principle.
Those damned hecklers
What's Mallard raving about today?
David Letterman, President Obama
Seriously? This is why Mallard is so upset? Because the rest of the world doesn't share his outrage over all these faux outrages?
I liked this better when I thought Mallard was hoping to be the Jim Cramer to David Letterman's Jon Stewart.
David Letterman, President Obama
Seriously? This is why Mallard is so upset? Because the rest of the world doesn't share his outrage over all these faux outrages?
I liked this better when I thought Mallard was hoping to be the Jim Cramer to David Letterman's Jon Stewart.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
That damned VFW
What's Mallard raving about today?
Janet Neapolitano, Right Wing Extremists.
One day to address Arlen Specter and Mallard is back to lying about the DHS Report.
Janet Neapolitano, Right Wing Extremists.
One day to address Arlen Specter and Mallard is back to lying about the DHS Report.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Those damned Extremists
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, The Department of Homeland Security, Veterans.
The audacity of the lies is just stunning. Not one thing in this panel is truthful.
President Obama, The Department of Homeland Security, Veterans.
The audacity of the lies is just stunning. Not one thing in this panel is truthful.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
That damned Identification
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Right Wing Extremists.
First of all, this study came from the Bush Administration.
Second, a similar study was commissioned about Left-Wing extremists. I don't recall such a hue and cry at that time, so you can keep your martyrdom.
Finally, given that you and your readers gleefully self-identify as Right-Wing extremists, I don't think we need to try hard to explain the current popularity of the Republican Party.
I am pretty sure I will be able to cut and paste this post every single day for the rest of this week.
President Obama, Right Wing Extremists.
First of all, this study came from the Bush Administration.
Second, a similar study was commissioned about Left-Wing extremists. I don't recall such a hue and cry at that time, so you can keep your martyrdom.
Finally, given that you and your readers gleefully self-identify as Right-Wing extremists, I don't think we need to try hard to explain the current popularity of the Republican Party.
I am pretty sure I will be able to cut and paste this post every single day for the rest of this week.
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