What's Mallard raving about today?
The Geek Squad
I'm sure The Geek Squad would be worried about buzz resulting from over a week of being named and criticized in a nationally-syndicated comic...if they thought anyone read Mallard Fillmore.
(I have to say, I'm a bit surprised King Features Syndicate would take the risk of openly naming The Geek Squad, but I'm guessing even Mallard's editor doesn't read his stuff.)
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Showing posts with label Technology. Show all posts
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Friday, November 16, 2012
That damned Pick-Up
What's Mallard raving about today?
Technical Support
Mallard, isn't there a War on Christmas you can bemoan?
Or a Kenyan, Muslim, Communist who got elected by a bunch of moochers, in defiance of what the "real America" wanted?
Anything but this, please!
Technical Support
Mallard, isn't there a War on Christmas you can bemoan?
Or a Kenyan, Muslim, Communist who got elected by a bunch of moochers, in defiance of what the "real America" wanted?
Anything but this, please!
Thursday, November 15, 2012
That damned Jargon
What's Mallard raving about today?
Geeksquad
Like his political cartoons, this story has only one facet to it, and not a very interesting facet at that, but he's going to harp on it for day and days and days.
Geeksquad
Like his political cartoons, this story has only one facet to it, and not a very interesting facet at that, but he's going to harp on it for day and days and days.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
That damned Model
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Geek Squad, High School Girlfriends
My high school girlfriend shipped herself places and enabled online tracking?
The Geek Squad, High School Girlfriends
My high school girlfriend shipped herself places and enabled online tracking?
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
That damned Term
What's Mallard raving about today?
Warranties, The Economy
Mallard Fillmore bought the extended warranty, which means he is dumber than a bag of hammers. Which we already knew, of course, but it's useful to have it independently confirmed.
BTW, Mallard, it's your precious 1% job creators screwing you over on that warranty definition.
-D
Warranties, The Economy
Mallard Fillmore bought the extended warranty, which means he is dumber than a bag of hammers. Which we already knew, of course, but it's useful to have it independently confirmed.
BTW, Mallard, it's your precious 1% job creators screwing you over on that warranty definition.
-D
Saturday, November 10, 2012
That damned Relief
What's Mallard raving about today?
Texting
This is one of those occasions when Mallard Fillmore is bland and unoffensive. He still sucks at his job and spends every waking minute complaining about stuff. But, at least he's not showing his webbed foot deeper into his racist mouth.
Texting
This is one of those occasions when Mallard Fillmore is bland and unoffensive. He still sucks at his job and spends every waking minute complaining about stuff. But, at least he's not showing his webbed foot deeper into his racist mouth.
Sunday, November 04, 2012
That damned Auto-Correct
What's Mallard raving about today?
Auto-Correct
On today's Mallard Fillmore, Mallard demonstrates that, even if you remove the political hackery from his work, he still sucks at his job.
Auto-Correct
On today's Mallard Fillmore, Mallard demonstrates that, even if you remove the political hackery from his work, he still sucks at his job.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
That damned Launch
What's Mallard raving about today?
iPhone Launch
Mallard only missed iPhone launch day by a single day (nice math skills), whereas he forgot 9/11 completely.
Make of that what you will.
iPhone Launch
Mallard only missed iPhone launch day by a single day (nice math skills), whereas he forgot 9/11 completely.
Make of that what you will.
Monday, September 17, 2012
Those damned Ads
What's Mallard raving about today?
FBI, Terrorists, Social networking
Yeah, uh, Mallard...pretty much always too soon for beheading jokes.
FBI, Terrorists, Social networking
Yeah, uh, Mallard...pretty much always too soon for beheading jokes.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
That damned Accent
What's Mallard raving about today?
Phone Support
I honestly cannot believe Mallard Fillmore gets paid.
Phone Support
I honestly cannot believe Mallard Fillmore gets paid.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
That damned Karl
What's Mallard raving about today?
Location
I honestly have no idea what this is even supposed to be about.
Location
I honestly have no idea what this is even supposed to be about.
Friday, May 25, 2012
That damned Perk
What's Mallard raving about today?
Smartphones, China
Isn't that cute! Mallard actually thinks 300 million people read his work.
Smartphones, China
Isn't that cute! Mallard actually thinks 300 million people read his work.
Saturday, April 28, 2012
That damned View
What's Mallard raving about today?
The View, 3-D Television
And now I have the idea of Mallard's crotch in 3-D haunting me. Thanks.
On another note, I can't understand why Women hate the GOP so much...
The View, 3-D Television
And now I have the idea of Mallard's crotch in 3-D haunting me. Thanks.
On another note, I can't understand why Women hate the GOP so much...
Monday, April 23, 2012
That damned Date
What's Mallard raving about today?
Auto-Correct, Dating
I guess someone forwarded Mallard a link to DYAC.
Auto-Correct, Dating
I guess someone forwarded Mallard a link to DYAC.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Those damned Signs
What's Mallard raving about today?
Texting, Driving
Sharp-eyed and quick-witted readers may spot a small amount of hypocrisy on display here.
Texting, Driving
Sharp-eyed and quick-witted readers may spot a small amount of hypocrisy on display here.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
That damned Launch
What's Mallard raving about today?
Apple, The Media
Taken at face value, you'd have to assume Mallard Fillmore was suggesting that Apple product launches are not newsworthy, which would make him a complete lackwit.
After having read Mallard Fillmore for over 2 years, and knowing as I do that he is incapable of using the English language with any precision, I am sure Mallard did not mean to suggest such a thing and was, rather, making an imprecise attempt at at a joke...which still makes him a complete lackwit, if only for a different reason.
Apple, The Media
Taken at face value, you'd have to assume Mallard Fillmore was suggesting that Apple product launches are not newsworthy, which would make him a complete lackwit.
After having read Mallard Fillmore for over 2 years, and knowing as I do that he is incapable of using the English language with any precision, I am sure Mallard did not mean to suggest such a thing and was, rather, making an imprecise attempt at at a joke...which still makes him a complete lackwit, if only for a different reason.
Friday, March 30, 2012
That damned Cloud
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Cloud
If today's Mallard Fillmore were a Jeopardy answer, the question would be: "What jokes does a person who doesn't understand what The Cloud is make?"
The Cloud
If today's Mallard Fillmore were a Jeopardy answer, the question would be: "What jokes does a person who doesn't understand what The Cloud is make?"
Saturday, March 03, 2012
That damned Survey
What's Mallard raving about today?
Telephone Surveys
Hey, look everyone, Mallard is on the phone again. Waiting again. Doing nothing again.
It's like watching Waiting for Godot, if it were written by a fourth-grader, with set design by a kindergarten class, featuring actors from Mr Harrison's first-grade class.
Telephone Surveys
Hey, look everyone, Mallard is on the phone again. Waiting again. Doing nothing again.
It's like watching Waiting for Godot, if it were written by a fourth-grader, with set design by a kindergarten class, featuring actors from Mr Harrison's first-grade class.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
That damned Smartphone
What's Mallard raving about today?
Butt Calls
Here we see the duck confusing "Butt Calls" with "Direct-to-Voice-Mail" logic applied to calls coming from Mallard Fillmore by his closest associates, none of whom can stand talking to him.
Butt Calls
Here we see the duck confusing "Butt Calls" with "Direct-to-Voice-Mail" logic applied to calls coming from Mallard Fillmore by his closest associates, none of whom can stand talking to him.
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