What's Mallard raving about today?
Feminists, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton
OK, I think this has devolved as far as it possibly can. Therefore I am anxiously looking forward to Monday to see how Mallard proves me wrong.
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Saturday, October 04, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
That damned cheer
What's Mallard raving about today?
Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson.
Incredible hypocrisy from a duck whose primary mode of discourse is to posit that "some people say [incendiary-but-not-credible-thing]" and then mock the made up position.
In other words: The straw pot calling the straw kettle black...so to speak.
Note: I'd take cheer from the fact that Mallard appears convinced that Obama is going to win the election if it weren't for the fact that the next time he is right about something it will be the first time.
Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson.
Incredible hypocrisy from a duck whose primary mode of discourse is to posit that "some people say [incendiary-but-not-credible-thing]" and then mock the made up position.
In other words: The straw pot calling the straw kettle black...so to speak.
Note: I'd take cheer from the fact that Mallard appears convinced that Obama is going to win the election if it weren't for the fact that the next time he is right about something it will be the first time.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
That damned Aging Feminist
What's Mallard raving about today?
Racism, Feminists, Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Sarah Palin.
Since Mallard is pretty much taking the day off, so will I.
Just combine my comments from this day and this day and you have my comment for today.
Racism, Feminists, Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Sarah Palin.
Since Mallard is pretty much taking the day off, so will I.
Just combine my comments from this day and this day and you have my comment for today.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
That damned livlihood
What's Mallard raving about today?
Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Racism.
The cynicism of this calculus is astonishing: Some white people will vote for Obama; ergo racism no longer exists in America.
Mind you, coming from Mallard (whose stock in trade is arguing against "some people who say that we should [insert credibility-defying statement here]") it's not all that surprising.
And while I will admit to being proud that my generation may be the first to put a non-white man in the White House, the idea that racism no longer exists?
That may be a tad optimistic.
Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Racism.
The cynicism of this calculus is astonishing: Some white people will vote for Obama; ergo racism no longer exists in America.
Mind you, coming from Mallard (whose stock in trade is arguing against "some people who say that we should [insert credibility-defying statement here]") it's not all that surprising.
And while I will admit to being proud that my generation may be the first to put a non-white man in the White House, the idea that racism no longer exists?
That may be a tad optimistic.
Monday, September 29, 2008
That damned problem
What's Mallard raving about today?
Barack Obama, Jesse Jackson, Racism.
Today could have been the bravest Mallard Fillmore ever, until Mallard decided to point the finger of accusation at someone other than himself.
Barack Obama, Jesse Jackson, Racism.
Today could have been the bravest Mallard Fillmore ever, until Mallard decided to point the finger of accusation at someone other than himself.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Golden Ellipses: Ray Bolger Award for Invention in Straw Men
And the winner is...
Straw Liberals Want to Help Terrorists
In our final category, Ray Bolger Award for Invention in Straw Men, we have the final Nominees:
Straw Liberals Want to Help Terrorists
In our final category, Ray Bolger Award for Invention in Straw Men, we have the final Nominees:
Friday, August 03, 2007
That damned Reverend Jackson
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism.
So, in conclusion, Mallard does not like Jesse Jackson and must put straw arguments into his mouth to justify it.
Sadly, however, this panel is probably not the conclusion of this thread.
Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism.
So, in conclusion, Mallard does not like Jesse Jackson and must put straw arguments into his mouth to justify it.
Sadly, however, this panel is probably not the conclusion of this thread.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
That damned racist
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism, Barry Bonds.
I can't be bothered to parse this lunacy, but apparently some pent-up anger regarding Reverend Jackson has erupted in one, long-winded, barely-understandable, catch-all rant.
I hope Mallard feels better now that he's got that off his chest. Otherwise he may continue this rant again tomorrow.
Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism, Barry Bonds.
I can't be bothered to parse this lunacy, but apparently some pent-up anger regarding Reverend Jackson has erupted in one, long-winded, barely-understandable, catch-all rant.
I hope Mallard feels better now that he's got that off his chest. Otherwise he may continue this rant again tomorrow.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
That damned Reverend Jackson
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism.
Case closed. Give Don Imus his show back.
Reverend Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism.
Case closed. Give Don Imus his show back.
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