That damned Scratch

What's Mallard raving about today?

Baseball

Did newspapers across America seriously publish a comic about Albert Pujols scratching his testicles, in the name of balance with Doonesbury?

That damned Timeout

What's Mallard raving about today

The Superbowl, Commercials

I, for one, applaud Mallard Fillmore's new direction.

If Mallard continues to comment on non-political matters (with the same sense of humor and artistic capabilities he brings to his political comics), he will soon lose his welfare status and cease to be carried by any newspaper, anywhere.

Thus, my long torture in maintaining this blog can end.

Those damned Odds

What's Mallard raving about today?

Super Bowl Commercials.

Someone got paid for this.

Those damned Lyrics

What's Mallard raving about today?

Kelly Clarkson, National Anthem, Super Bowl

Jesus, Mallard, is English actually your first language? Because you suck at using it.

That damned Pastime

What's Mallard raving about today?

Baseball, Football

Mallard's attitude toward sports and politics is the same. Despite all evidence to the contrary, he assumes everyone agrees with him.

That damned Superbowl

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Superbowl.

Way to be relevant and timely, Mallard.