That damned Mask

What's Mallard raving about today?

Republicans

There's so much wrong with this, I hardly no where to focus. But I'll start with the fact that there are no elections in 2013, you moron.

Have at the rest in the comments.

That damned Belief

What's Mallard raving about today?

Republicans, The Election.

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please keep believing that.

That damned Brickbat

What's Mallard raving about today?

Republicans, Democrats

It's not the insults, Mallard. It's the fact that the longer this goes on the more people learn about the republican Candidates.

That damned Season

What's Mallard raving about today?

Republicans

Most of what they say should land them in a lunatic asylum.

It's a sad comment on the Republican Party that, instead, they appears on televised "debates".

That damned Santorum

What's Mallard raving about today?

Rick Santorum

I'm not sure name recognition is Santorum's problem, at least not in the traditional sense of the phrase.

In other Santorum news, congratulations on winning in Iowa!

That damned Rhetoric

Whats Mallard raving about today?

Republican debates

Republican candidates have some freaky non-human hands, there.

That damned Nose

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Republican Presidential candidates

I assume we all understand what Mallard is getting at, despite the words he used, which frankly make no sense whatever.

But I wouldn't worry too much, Mallard. I'm sure if Teabaggers hold the Middle Class hostage one more time, voters will come around.

That damned Commandment

What's Mallard raving about today?

GOP Candidates, Ronald Reagan

Because what's really wrong with this crop of Republican Presidential candidates is that they are criticizing each other.

Right.

That damned Recognition

What's Mallard raving about today?

GOP Candidates, Anthony Weiner

Mallard Fillmore, ladies and gentleman...the only entity alive unable to actually generate humor from the Anthony Weiner saga! You must be so proud.

That damned Tweet

What's Mallard raving about today?

Social Media, Republican Presidential nominees.

Hey, GOP. When a lickspittle like Mallard Fillmore thinks your candidates are lame, you're in real trouble. Real. Trouble.

If you actually care about the deficit, how about just admitting you're going to get your ass handed to you and donate all your campaign funds to deficit reduction instead?

Those damned Birthers

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Birthers

First of all, 30% of Republicans still believe President Obama was not born in the U.S. even after he released his Birth Certificate. There was never an real worry that showing proof they were wrong would make the lunatic fringe go away, since this was never a reality-based belief anyway.

Second, I don't think anyone needs to worry about a dearth of crazy Republican conspiracy theorists for the next 18 months. If 100% of Birthers gave up this particular conspiracy, the only remaining question would be: what crazy conspiracy will replace it?

Way to cleave to the Talking Points, though. The whole Birther thing was President Obama's fault...he wanted republicans to look crazy and tricked them into going along with the plan! He's a crafty Nigerian...I mean American.

Unfortunately, you're a couple of weeks late and events have overtaken those Birther talking points.

That damned Candidate

What's Mallard raving about today?

Governor Walker, 2012 Election.

Republicans really are easily impressed, aren't they? And select their national candidates with great care and deliberation, latching onto the latest shiny object Fox dangles in front of them.

Those damned Predictions

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Wikileaks, Democrats, Republicans.

When the Republican Base stop acting like complete fucking loons, we can fix that last one. Until then, well...if the shoe fits.

That damned Movement

What's Mallard raving about today?

Mammals, Dinosaurs, Teabaggers.

Hmmm. That mammal seems to have some extremely inflamed testicles.

And he appears to be masturbating.

Not much of a Teabagger, really.

That damned Identification

What's Mallard raving about today?

Republicans, Democrats, Teabaggers.

GOP comments about O'Donnell and Paladino suggest Republicans are not so happy with the band of extremist astroturfers they were hoping to exploit. Unlike the Religious Right, which they abused for years and who remain pliant sheep, the Teabaggers don't seem to know their place.

But, if Mallard thinks being to the right of the GOP makes the Teabaggers popular, I would ask him to explain the polling for his Teabagger candidates in Delaware and New York.

Those damned Candidates

What's Mallard raving about today?

Liberals, Conservatives.

Either that, or they are not running against radicals that are on the extreme edge of their party, which forces them to appeal to the lunatic fringe of the party and claim the mantle of idealogical purity.

That damned Relevance

What's Mallard raving about today?

Democrats, Republicans.

It doesn't happen often, but when it does I will admit that Mallard actually got something right.

Ironic, however, that it comes a day after the Democrats finally pass some form of Health Reform. It will now be interesting to see if Democrats are capable on running on their accomplishment, or whether they will cower, cringe, and apologize in the face of Republican attacks, as always.

That said, I, for one, welcome our new Socialist overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted New Media personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground Socialism caves.

That damned Candidate

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Republicans.

It really is sad.

I mean, remember when President Obama first took office and the Republicans didn't reflexively oppose everything he did on purely partisan grounds?

Yeah. Me neither.

That damned Party

What's Mallard raving about today?

Democrats? Republicans?

So, normally I would assume that Mallard is criticizing the Democrats, and referring to some of the recent special elections).

But this would make more sense as a criticism of Republicans who whacked most of the world over the head, took everyone's stuff and given it top the most wealthy (leaving us with a $12b deficit), and lost the last 2 elections (special elections notwithstanding).

Theories welcome in the comments.

That damned rejoinder

What's Mallard raving about today?

Moderate Republicans.

I don't want to get in the way of the Great Republican Purity Purge, but "Moderate Republican" is not a rejoinder, trite or otherwise.

Now, please carry on purging the non Glenn Beck supporters from your ranks.