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Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts

Friday, December 28, 2012

That damned Shark

What's Mallard raving about today?

Sharks, Libya

"And if only the electorate had voted the way that dude over at Unskewed Polls said they would, we would totally have won this election!"

Alas, reality has a well-known Liberal bias.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Those damned Holidays

What's Mallard raving about today?

Turkeys

If we pay attention to the date, Mallard just posted a comic about a Turkey being depressed, despite being alive a few days after Thanksgiving.

If we don't pay attention to the date, Mallard just posted a comic about a Turkey being depressed around Thanksgiving.

Either way we have to face the fact that he got paid, which is truly hard to fathom.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

That damned Worry

What's Mallard raving about today?

Orcas, Disney

I think we've reached the point where Mallard is starting to reveal what the voices in his head are talking about, because I have no other explanation for this.

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Those damned Sharks

What's Mallard raving about today?

Sharks

This from the man who was recently clutching his pearls about the fact that the Obama campaign is simply too mean?

Saturday, August 25, 2012

That damned Conservation

What's Mallard raving about today?

Sharks, Teabaggers

Mallard has a serious persecution complex going on...so much for the Party of Personal responsibility. "It's all someone else's fault for being mean to me!"

Sunday, June 24, 2012

That Damned Model

What's Mallard raving about today?

Federal Agencies, Mammals, Dinosaurs

For God's sake, Mallard, do you even understand the English language?

Right Wingers like yourself describe Federal Agencies as dinosaurs because they wish to de-fund them, and then, once de-funded, claim Government Agencies just don't work.

They are not "modeled" after dinosaurs.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Sunday, April 01, 2012

That damned Feul

What's Mallard raving about today?

Liberals

Oh, I get it, this is an April Fools joke since only a fool would find it interesting!

Strange, though, that it seems the same as every Mallard Fillmore ever.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

That damned Fish

What's Mallard raving about today?

Fish, Cholesterol

Not only is this incomprehensible in general, it's incomprehensible in specific since fish is not high in cholesterol.

Mallard Fillmore: 100% wrong 100% of the time.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Those damned Mammals

What's Mallard raving about today?

Mammals, Bailouts

For a guy who routinely attacks the bailout, this is rich. And by "rich" I mean incredibly stupid and dishonest.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Those damned Pythons

What's Mallard raving about today?

Burmese Pythons

Wait a moment...let me see if I understand this correctly, Mallard. You're saying the effect of [insert the name of an immigrant group here] is having the same effect on America that Burmese Pythons are having on the Everglades?

In unrelated news, it's hard to understand why Whites make up over 90% of GOP voters in all but two of their primaries to date.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Sunday, January 29, 2012

That damned Bumper Sticker

What's Mallard raving about today?

Coexistence

This makes absolutely no sense. In the metaphor Mallard is attempting, all herbivores would be equally easy to target.

Pretty much all I can parse out of this is that Mallard is a petty ass hat who manages to be offended by bumper stickers.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Thad damned Clone

What's Mallard raving about today?

Wooly Mammoths, the 1%

Mallard has completely bought into the Fox Propaganda talking points that this is about an entitlement or a desire for everyone to have equal wealth as opposed to everyone wanting a fair shot.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

That damned Mammoth

What's Mallard raving about today?

Congress, Taxes, Wooly Mammoths

Based on the fact that it will be the only Wooly Mammoth in existence, it will be part of the 1% so Congress will give it a tax break, is what I think you mean.

In other news...Mallard Fillmore decided he needs a significant raise in 2012. Unable to increase his income, he reduces the hours he spends "working" so his hourly rate goes up. The quality of his strip decreases, but only slightly, since there really wasn't much room to get worse in the first place.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

That damned Cat

What's Mallard raving about today?

Cats, Holidays, Reindeer

So, apparently, Mallard Fillmore is going to complain about animals dressed as reindeer until Christmas.

This is a metaphor for the Modern Republican party, however.

  • Elevating fake cultural trends to emergency status to rile up supporters and make them easy to manipulate
  • Intolerant to the point of biliousness over anything with which they do not agree
  • Joyless
  • Filibustering everything (including the days leading up to Christmas)
  • Obsessed with reindeer
I may have made that last one up.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

That damned Percentage

What's Mallard raving about today?

Dogs, Holidays, Government Money

Wow, apparently this "holiday gifts suck" sequence was the longest (and most boring) lead-in to the lamest punchline ever.

Monday, December 05, 2011

That damned Dog

What's Mallard raving about today?

Pets, Holidays

Considering she apparently has not slept since Halloween, I think that dog may be in error.

I say "dog" based on textual evidence. The drawing suggest the artist has only heard what a dog is, but has never actually seen one.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

That damned Policy

What's Mallard raving about today?

Rudolph the Reindeer, Santa, The Economy

Mallard's really going to continue with this?