What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Racism, Reverend Al Sharpton.
I had no idea this crisis had grown so acute...Mallard Fillmore truly has his finger on the pulse of...well, some sort of America that exists only in his own mind.
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Saturday, October 04, 2008
That damned panty raid
What's Mallard raving about today?
Feminists, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton
OK, I think this has devolved as far as it possibly can. Therefore I am anxiously looking forward to Monday to see how Mallard proves me wrong.
Feminists, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton
OK, I think this has devolved as far as it possibly can. Therefore I am anxiously looking forward to Monday to see how Mallard proves me wrong.
Friday, October 03, 2008
That damned cheer
What's Mallard raving about today?
Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson.
Incredible hypocrisy from a duck whose primary mode of discourse is to posit that "some people say [incendiary-but-not-credible-thing]" and then mock the made up position.
In other words: The straw pot calling the straw kettle black...so to speak.
Note: I'd take cheer from the fact that Mallard appears convinced that Obama is going to win the election if it weren't for the fact that the next time he is right about something it will be the first time.
Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson.
Incredible hypocrisy from a duck whose primary mode of discourse is to posit that "some people say [incendiary-but-not-credible-thing]" and then mock the made up position.
In other words: The straw pot calling the straw kettle black...so to speak.
Note: I'd take cheer from the fact that Mallard appears convinced that Obama is going to win the election if it weren't for the fact that the next time he is right about something it will be the first time.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
That damned Aging Feminist
What's Mallard raving about today?
Racism, Feminists, Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Sarah Palin.
Since Mallard is pretty much taking the day off, so will I.
Just combine my comments from this day and this day and you have my comment for today.
Racism, Feminists, Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Sarah Palin.
Since Mallard is pretty much taking the day off, so will I.
Just combine my comments from this day and this day and you have my comment for today.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
That damned livlihood
What's Mallard raving about today?
Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Racism.
The cynicism of this calculus is astonishing: Some white people will vote for Obama; ergo racism no longer exists in America.
Mind you, coming from Mallard (whose stock in trade is arguing against "some people who say that we should [insert credibility-defying statement here]") it's not all that surprising.
And while I will admit to being proud that my generation may be the first to put a non-white man in the White House, the idea that racism no longer exists?
That may be a tad optimistic.
Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Racism.
The cynicism of this calculus is astonishing: Some white people will vote for Obama; ergo racism no longer exists in America.
Mind you, coming from Mallard (whose stock in trade is arguing against "some people who say that we should [insert credibility-defying statement here]") it's not all that surprising.
And while I will admit to being proud that my generation may be the first to put a non-white man in the White House, the idea that racism no longer exists?
That may be a tad optimistic.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
That damned Reverend Jackson
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism.
Case closed. Give Don Imus his show back.
Reverend Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Racism.
Case closed. Give Don Imus his show back.
Friday, May 04, 2007
That damned...oh who cares anymore?
What's Mallard raving about today?
Need you ask, really?
Allow me to trace the evolution of this series:
Step 1: Draw a moral equivalency between Al Sharpton and Don Imus, as if that would excuse Don Imus.
Step 2: Stop talking about Don Imus and focus exclusively on charging Al Sharpton with being racist.
Step 3: Mock Al Sharpton for low ratings on his radio show (at which point Mallard's completely lost the plot).
Step 4: Bring Don Imus back into the series with the notion of a wacky Odd Couple-esque Ebony and Ivory radio show.
I shudder to think where we're headed next...
Need you ask, really?
Allow me to trace the evolution of this series:
Step 1: Draw a moral equivalency between Al Sharpton and Don Imus, as if that would excuse Don Imus.
Step 2: Stop talking about Don Imus and focus exclusively on charging Al Sharpton with being racist.
Step 3: Mock Al Sharpton for low ratings on his radio show (at which point Mallard's completely lost the plot).
Step 4: Bring Don Imus back into the series with the notion of a wacky Odd Couple-esque Ebony and Ivory radio show.
I shudder to think where we're headed next...
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Those damned hamsters
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Al Sharpton, radio-listening hamsters.
Blah, blah, blah, Al Sharpton, blah, blah, racism , blah, blah, blah.
There. I put as much effort into this post as Mallard put into today's panel.
Reverend Al Sharpton, radio-listening hamsters.
Blah, blah, blah, Al Sharpton, blah, blah, racism , blah, blah, blah.
There. I put as much effort into this post as Mallard put into today's panel.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Those damned body parts
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Al Sharpton, Racism.
As if the substance of today's panel were not ridiculous enough, the reader is forced to ask what conclusions can be drawn from the fact that the first bit of dialog is uttered by Rev. Sharpton's right foot, the second by his left hand, and the final thought balloon emanates from his ass.
Reverend Al Sharpton, Racism.
As if the substance of today's panel were not ridiculous enough, the reader is forced to ask what conclusions can be drawn from the fact that the first bit of dialog is uttered by Rev. Sharpton's right foot, the second by his left hand, and the final thought balloon emanates from his ass.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
That damned Journalism School
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Al Sharpton, Journalism school.
Mallard apparently wants to play the moral relativism game in defense of Don Imus and is using as ammunition incidents from 1987 and 1991 involving Reverend Al Sharpton.
Shall we examine the statements of Rush Limbaugh since 1991 for any hint of racism? I wonder if we can find more than two incidents in that time?
How about Bill O'Reilly? Ann Coulter? Glenn Beck? Michael Savage?
Reverend Al Sharpton, Journalism school.
Mallard apparently wants to play the moral relativism game in defense of Don Imus and is using as ammunition incidents from 1987 and 1991 involving Reverend Al Sharpton.
Shall we examine the statements of Rush Limbaugh since 1991 for any hint of racism? I wonder if we can find more than two incidents in that time?
How about Bill O'Reilly? Ann Coulter? Glenn Beck? Michael Savage?
Monday, April 30, 2007
That damned arbitraryness
What's Mallard raving about today?
Reverend Al Sharpton.
Congratulations to Mallard!
After just 3 panels on the subject of Don Imus, Mallard has managed to drop all pretense and finally focus entirely on what this story is really about: Al Sharpton.
It's only the liberal bias of the Mainstream Media that caused them to be distracted by the man who called a group of college athletes "nappy headed ho's" instead of focusing on Reverend Sharpton.
Reverend Al Sharpton.
Congratulations to Mallard!
After just 3 panels on the subject of Don Imus, Mallard has managed to drop all pretense and finally focus entirely on what this story is really about: Al Sharpton.
It's only the liberal bias of the Mainstream Media that caused them to be distracted by the man who called a group of college athletes "nappy headed ho's" instead of focusing on Reverend Sharpton.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
That damned apology
What's Mallard raving about today?
Don Imus, the Reverend Al Sharpton, apologies.
Since Mallard's just recycling Monday's joke, you can refer to my comment from Monday.
Don Imus, the Reverend Al Sharpton, apologies.
Since Mallard's just recycling Monday's joke, you can refer to my comment from Monday.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
That damned Imus
What's Mallard raving about today?
Don Imus, the Reverend Al Sharpton.
Mallard has a point.
Though that does not explain what caused Don Imus'cowboy hat to shrink.
Don Imus, the Reverend Al Sharpton.
Mallard has a point.
Though that does not explain what caused Don Imus'cowboy hat to shrink.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
That damned Reverend Sharpton
What's Mallard raving about today?
Don Imus, the Reverend Al Sharpton, Bigotry.
Ahhh, moral equivalency. The last sanctuary of the truly defenseless.
Still, Mallard is off-message. Didn't he get the memo that the comparison he was supposed to be making was to Rap singers?
Don Imus, the Reverend Al Sharpton, Bigotry.
Ahhh, moral equivalency. The last sanctuary of the truly defenseless.
Still, Mallard is off-message. Didn't he get the memo that the comparison he was supposed to be making was to Rap singers?
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