That damned Trial

What's Mallard raving about today?

John Edwards, The Media

Mallard, when your big hope for election year advantage is John Edwards politically-motivated trial, you are in a bad situation.

Those damned Producers

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Media, Hollywood, Scandals

Mallard will be in front of the TV, complaining bitterly, while watching every episode end-to-end.

That damned Advice

What's Mallard raving about today?

A.C.O.R.N., President Obama, John Edwards.

I think Mallard is confusing A.C.O.R.N. with William Ayers.

I know that A.C.O.R.N. is the bête noire of the Right Wing, what with their efforts to help poor people and all, but I don't recall President Obama denying ties to them.

More to the point...nice timing for this shocking revelation, given this week they were absolved of all wrongdoing while recently-arrested James O'Keefe, Andrew Breitbart, and the pimp video have been revealed to be massive frauds.

That damned investigation

What's Mallard raving about today?

John Edwards, Sarah Palin, The Media.

Perhaps because Sarah Palin could end up a 72-year old heartbeat away from the Presidency, and the things under investigation directly relate to her ability to step into the job of President, as opposed to a purely private matter.

But if you really want The Media to talk about extramarital affairs, perhaps they can discuss how Senator McCain's first marriage ended.

That damned TV

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Media, John Edwards

For example if they had known that the outing of a CIA agent was a calculated disinformation campaign against the American Public by a Republican Administration, they would have said something, right? Right?

Oh, right...

That damned something

What's Mallard raving about today?

No idea.

No way I am reading that much text in a comic...a bad comic.

Instead, I will take it upon myself to improve today's effort.

That damned beauty

What's Mallard raving about today?

John Edwards.

I suppose I should be glad that it turns out that Mallard was being disingenuous yesterday when he intimated that he was against over blowing John Edwards hair.

Today he piles right onto the talking points, proving that for all his desire to be an iconoclast, he is just a tool of the noise machine.

That damned haircut

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Media, John Edwards haircut.

I think Mallard is criticizing the media for over-covering John Edwards haircut, which, frighteningly is something on which he and I agree.

That said, I do not approve of belabored punchlines that work really hard to be funny and yet are both ham-handed and make no damn sense. Broken Pepsi bottle?