What's Mallard raving about today?
Telephone Surveys
Hey, look everyone, Mallard is on the phone again. Waiting again. Doing nothing again.
It's like watching Waiting for Godot, if it were written by a fourth-grader, with set design by a kindergarten class, featuring actors from Mr Harrison's first-grade class.
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Cut Batshit some slack. He's gettin' along in years, the liquor's taken its toll on his already unstable mind, and being as wrong about everything as he was in yesterday's strip is even more exhausting.
I think I like Duck On Phone better than Duck Crotch Faces Television Set, given the choice.
I just can't WAIT for the Mallard "comics" attacking Sandra Fluke. I wonder if the fact that Limbaugh apologized today will make into any of these "comics".
My understanding is that Lardbutt didn't so much apologize as "apologize", though.
Yeah, it was one of those "I'm sorry if you were offended" type of apologies. He also played the "I'm just an entertainer" card.
Yeah, it was one of those "I'm sorry if you were offended" type of apologies. He also played the "I'm just an entertainer" card.
Limbaugh's non-apology is based entirely on the backlash and loss of sponsors. Continue hitting the fat sick man-bitch in his wallet; it's the only thing he feels.
In spite of his "apology" (which carefully refrains from correcting his deliberate misrepresentation of Fluke's testimony, now being regurged by his fellow swine like O'Reilly), Carbonite has washed their hands of Limbaugh:
No one with daughters the age of Sandra Fluke, and I have two, could possibly abide the insult and abuse heaped upon this courageous and well-intentioned young lady. Mr. Limbaugh, with his highly personal attacks on Miss Fluke, overstepped any reasonable bounds of decency. Even though Mr. Limbaugh has now issued an apology, we have nonetheless decided to withdraw our advertising from his show. We hope that our action, along with the other advertisers who have already withdrawn their ads, will ultimately contribute to a more civilized public discourse.
Fine, but that it's taken THIS, after all these years, to make sponsors rein in Rush, speaks little good of our culture.
...Say, YOU purport to have two daughters somewhere around Ms. Fluke's age yourself, don't you, Tinsley?
Tell us, are THEY sluts and prostitutes? You have shown just as much respect for women as your pill-popping-asshole hero. C'mon, truth-to-power. Stand up and be counted if you have the man-bags. We're watching.
I think it should just be Duck On Hold forever. Maybe next time he can be listening, glassy eyed, to those "political poll" calls where they ask misleading questions full of loaded language so you'll think the conservative position has something going for it.
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