It is impossible for an incumbent Democrat president to do ANYTHING good, and reporting such makes you a tool of the state. Curiously, saying nice things about Republican presidents and ignoring all their possible lies is just fine; they rarely do anything wrong.
Given Mallard's overwhelming sex appeal, I'm going with robot.
I just cannot see any sentient being purposely being with him for any reason whatsoever. That would include hookers, for whom no amount of money would be enough -- so it must be some sort of inanimate object.
What if there were a TV channel that ran political ads (for free) almost 24/7/365, and masquerading as news and talk shows? Would the duck complain about that? DW
So it's OK that Republicans have a biased news channel that sings their praises and bashes the president but not okay for Democrats to have a biased news channel? Seems fair.
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It is impossible for an incumbent Democrat president to do ANYTHING good, and reporting such makes you a tool of the state. Curiously, saying nice things about Republican presidents and ignoring all their possible lies is just fine; they rarely do anything wrong.
Tinsley spends his every waking moment with FOXNews' dork in his throat. End of story.
Obama doesn't need to run ads. Every time the Etch-a-Sketch opens his mouth, it's like a million-dollar ad buy for the Democrats.
It must make it so frustrating to be a Republican shill!
I'm going to single out the colorist for criticism this time.
Blue hair? Grey skin? Is Chantel a woman of African-American heritage, or some sort of non-autonomous sex robot?
...oh!
@Rootbeer --
Given Mallard's overwhelming sex appeal, I'm going with robot.
I just cannot see any sentient being purposely being with him for any reason whatsoever. That would include hookers, for whom no amount of money would be enough -- so it must be some sort of inanimate object.
Haha, Mallard watches "The NBC Nightly News", commie.
Reality has a liberal bias.
If you report reality, your a liberal!
MARCH 2004...
CHANTAL: Well, it's about time Bush started running some campaign ads!
MALLARD: This isn't an ad.... it's "Hannity and Colmes"....
Yeah, I know. But it's fun to imagine, isn't it?
Rewinn is absolutely right. Why do the wrong-wingers hate PBS and NPR so much? I bet they really dislike Frontline and even NOVA.
DW
What if there were a TV channel that ran political ads (for free) almost 24/7/365, and masquerading as news and talk shows? Would the duck complain about that?
DW
So it's OK that Republicans have a biased news channel that sings their praises and bashes the president but not okay for Democrats to have a biased news channel? Seems fair.
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