What's Mallard raving about today?
Bears, Extremists, Liberals
Mallard's timing curse continues, as he chooses this week to insist that stereotyping based on appearance is just fine. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
(In reality Mallard's "timing curse" is not to hard to explain, given the fact that he's 100% wrong 100% of the time.)
5 comments:
Sooo, we're just out and saying that we think all arabs are terrorists, now? Okay then.
You know, bears aren't actually 25 feet tall, right? And they can't eat people in a single bite? I realized this is nitpicking, but I know you would just HATE to look like you're just talking out of your ass.
Liberals: "Don't paint everyone of an ethnicity, race, creed, or color with the same brush."
Batshit: "U R RASSIST! CHINEE EAT DAWGZ! HA HA! U STOOPIT LIBRLZ R STOOPIT!"
Meanwhile, Geraldo Rivera, seeking attention, has altered the Rapist's Defense to suggest that if you don't want to get shot, don't be black in a hoodie.
"I hope you don't think everyone with a concealed weapons permit wants to kill me, just because a kid in Florida ran into one"
I clicked on the linked article. In other words, I got out of the boat. Why can't I stay in the [loving] boat? I don't even like mangoes.
By his logic, since liberals always welcome the chance to be killed by others unlike them, all conservatives must want to kill everyone unlike them. Bruce, do a "Conservatives: The Early Years" series! Your first strip in it could be of a defenseless bear cub being lynched by the Ku Klux Kavemen!
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