What's Mallard raving about today?
Sonia Sotomayor, President Obama
President Obama's chin has reached a disturbing new phase in its evolution in the second panel.
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Monday, June 15, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Those damned Graduates
What's Mallard raving about today?
Graduates, India.
The Party of No's Spokesduck says: American Education sucks! But don't you dare ask me to pay anything if you want to improve it.
Graduates, India.
The Party of No's Spokesduck says: American Education sucks! But don't you dare ask me to pay anything if you want to improve it.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
That damned plug
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Constitution
I don't remember Bush/Cheney had insisted the Constitution was a living document, although their attempts to subvert it are pretty fresh in my memory.
Though their Administration explains why, if we take up Mallard's metaphor, the Constitution is currently plugged into life support.
The Constitution
I don't remember Bush/Cheney had insisted the Constitution was a living document, although their attempts to subvert it are pretty fresh in my memory.
Though their Administration explains why, if we take up Mallard's metaphor, the Constitution is currently plugged into life support.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Those damned Herbivores
What's Mallard raving about today?
Carnivores, Herbivores, President Obama
Of all the things that confuse me about Mallard Fillmore, one of the biggest is why he does not seem to deal with time the same way everyone else in the world does, choosing to start and stop his "15 Years of Mallard!" series on a Thursday, rather than at the end of the week.
Carnivores, Herbivores, President Obama
Of all the things that confuse me about Mallard Fillmore, one of the biggest is why he does not seem to deal with time the same way everyone else in the world does, choosing to start and stop his "15 Years of Mallard!" series on a Thursday, rather than at the end of the week.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
That damned Center
What's Mallard raving about today?
Republicans.
Mallard Fillmore thinks the Republican Party's woes are because they are too centrist.
No, I'm serious. That's what he thinks.
Republicans.
Mallard Fillmore thinks the Republican Party's woes are because they are too centrist.
No, I'm serious. That's what he thinks.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
That damned President
What's Mallard raving about today?
Former President Clinton.
Mallard is celebrating 15 years of garbage by peddling a meme that failed to take hold 15 months ago.
Former President Clinton.
Mallard is celebrating 15 years of garbage by peddling a meme that failed to take hold 15 months ago.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
That damned Patootie
What's Mallard raving about today?
Joe Biden
That's supposed to be Joe Biden, is it?
I have to confess, however, that I am rather amazed at the insecurity manifesting itself as bravado on display here. Two weeks of self-congratulation for penning a 4th rate screed with bad drawings? It boggles the imagination, really.
Joe Biden
That's supposed to be Joe Biden, is it?
I have to confess, however, that I am rather amazed at the insecurity manifesting itself as bravado on display here. Two weeks of self-congratulation for penning a 4th rate screed with bad drawings? It boggles the imagination, really.
Monday, June 08, 2009
That damned Invitation
What's Mallard raving about today?
Nancy Pelosi, Waterboarding.
The first time Mallard mentions US torture policies created and executed by the Bush Administration and he's complaining about Nancy Pelosi.
Can you say partisan hack?
Nancy Pelosi, Waterboarding.
The first time Mallard mentions US torture policies created and executed by the Bush Administration and he's complaining about Nancy Pelosi.
Can you say partisan hack?
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Saturday, June 06, 2009
That damned Launch
What's Mallard raving about today?
Himself, D-Day.
I would have thought you couldn't get any more self-congratulatory than a week of reminders, but to compare your endeavor to D-Day, even self-deprecatingly?
Honestly...much hubris?
Himself, D-Day.
I would have thought you couldn't get any more self-congratulatory than a week of reminders, but to compare your endeavor to D-Day, even self-deprecatingly?
Honestly...much hubris?
Friday, June 05, 2009
That damned Victory
What's Mallard raving about today?
Amphibious Americans, The Media.
Ain't it the truth...we've been paying the price ever since.
Also worth mentioning that this is deeply ironic considering that Mallard owes his existence to the fact that he's an affirmative action counterweight to Doonesbury.
Amphibious Americans, The Media.
Ain't it the truth...we've been paying the price ever since.
Also worth mentioning that this is deeply ironic considering that Mallard owes his existence to the fact that he's an affirmative action counterweight to Doonesbury.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
That damned Chin Implant
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mallard Fillmore, Chin Implants.
Are we in for a whole week of celebrations filled with unintentional double entendre regarding Mallard's penis chin fetish?
Mallard Fillmore, Chin Implants.
Are we in for a whole week of celebrations filled with unintentional double entendre regarding Mallard's penis chin fetish?
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
That damned Congrats
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Once again Mallard's use of the English language (I am forced to use the phrase "English language" in its loosest possible sense in order to account for Mallard Fillmore) makes it hard to discern what the hell is going on in his fevered imagination.
But I choose to believe that "it seems like longer" is a reference to the ever-increasing length of President Obama's penis chin.
President Obama
Once again Mallard's use of the English language (I am forced to use the phrase "English language" in its loosest possible sense in order to account for Mallard Fillmore) makes it hard to discern what the hell is going on in his fevered imagination.
But I choose to believe that "it seems like longer" is a reference to the ever-increasing length of President Obama's penis chin.
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
That damned Past
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Past, Bill Clinton, The Media
Just yesterday?
Seriously, are you suggesting those 8 years of Bush & Cheney just flew by? Because it sure did not feel that way to me.
The Past, Bill Clinton, The Media
Just yesterday?
Seriously, are you suggesting those 8 years of Bush & Cheney just flew by? Because it sure did not feel that way to me.
Monday, June 01, 2009
That damned Anniversary
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mary Worth, Mallard Fillmore.
So, you know how, when certain comics reach certain milestones, other comics will pay tribute by mentioning them?
Well, Mallard Fillmore has to pay tribute to himself, knowing deep in his heart of hearts that no one else will mark the anniversary.
That said, I wish he'd gone after Margo McGee instead, since I am sure Margo would have used the incident as an excuse to feast on Duck L'Orange tonight.
As it is, Mary Worth will probably try to meddle Mallard into being a kinder and gentler duck. Unless we get lucky and Mary Worth decides to treat Mallard as the next Aldo Kelrast.
Mary Worth, Mallard Fillmore.
So, you know how, when certain comics reach certain milestones, other comics will pay tribute by mentioning them?
Well, Mallard Fillmore has to pay tribute to himself, knowing deep in his heart of hearts that no one else will mark the anniversary.
That said, I wish he'd gone after Margo McGee instead, since I am sure Margo would have used the incident as an excuse to feast on Duck L'Orange tonight.
As it is, Mary Worth will probably try to meddle Mallard into being a kinder and gentler duck. Unless we get lucky and Mary Worth decides to treat Mallard as the next Aldo Kelrast.
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