What's Mallard raving about today?
Blame.
If you are looking for a yardstick, Republican have spent 10 years (and counting) blaming President Clinton for everything which went wrong during President Bush's Administration.
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Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Chia-Obama
Ohhhh, apparently Chia-Obama is some sort of metaphor for buyers remorse regarding President Obama. Wow, that was well-hidden from the reader.
By the way, for those of you interested in such things, Chia-Obama has now gotten more mentions in the last 2 weeks than President Bush since I started this blog.
President Obama, Chia-Obama
Ohhhh, apparently Chia-Obama is some sort of metaphor for buyers remorse regarding President Obama. Wow, that was well-hidden from the reader.
By the way, for those of you interested in such things, Chia-Obama has now gotten more mentions in the last 2 weeks than President Bush since I started this blog.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
That damned Prediction
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama.
When they reach the same point as President Bush's did in 2007/8, please let me know.
Oh, I forgot, low approval numbers are only significant when there's a Democrat in Office. Silly me.
President Obama.
When they reach the same point as President Bush's did in 2007/8, please let me know.
Oh, I forgot, low approval numbers are only significant when there's a Democrat in Office. Silly me.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
That damned Terrorist
What's Mallard raving about today?
German Toddlers, Swiss Grandmothers, Muslims.
Anyone who "looks Muslim" should just be locked up. Wearing a Sari? You look Muslim to Mallard, so tough shit.
German Toddlers, Swiss Grandmothers, Muslims.
Anyone who "looks Muslim" should just be locked up. Wearing a Sari? You look Muslim to Mallard, so tough shit.
Monday, December 27, 2010
That damned Syndrome
What's Mallard raving about today?
Hollywood, Taxes.
Wait, uh...wouldn't "Mr Williams" have to pay higher taxes also? Or has he found a way to get a tax passed that doesn't apply to celebrities?
Seriously, Mallard Fillmore has become even less thoughtful than ever before, and that's saying something!
Today's panel may as well just say: "Hollywood Liberals, Taxes, Booga Booga!" Adding the drawing is entirely optional as it adds nothing anyway.
Hollywood, Taxes.
Wait, uh...wouldn't "Mr Williams" have to pay higher taxes also? Or has he found a way to get a tax passed that doesn't apply to celebrities?
Seriously, Mallard Fillmore has become even less thoughtful than ever before, and that's saying something!
Today's panel may as well just say: "Hollywood Liberals, Taxes, Booga Booga!" Adding the drawing is entirely optional as it adds nothing anyway.
Sunday, December 26, 2010
That damned Information
What's Mallard raving about today?
2010, Elections.
In just a few short panels, Mallard further proves that Fox Viewers are the most misinformed people on the planet.
2010, Elections.
In just a few short panels, Mallard further proves that Fox Viewers are the most misinformed people on the planet.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Merry Christmas!
Well, not to a lot of you readers who don't "believe" in the sense that Mallard means it.
Because Mallard's pulling no punches today: Merry Christmas to believers; the rest of you can fuck the hell off.
Oh, and Christians are persecuted in some places in the World, which means Mallard is totally justified in calling for the immediate strip search of anyone who looks Muslim.
Honestly, Mallard. Jesus hates you.
Because Mallard's pulling no punches today: Merry Christmas to believers; the rest of you can fuck the hell off.
Oh, and Christians are persecuted in some places in the World, which means Mallard is totally justified in calling for the immediate strip search of anyone who looks Muslim.
Honestly, Mallard. Jesus hates you.
Friday, December 24, 2010
That damned Faith
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Salvation Army, Employment.
Mallard Fillmore has reached as point where I quite literally have no idea what the hell he's trying to say anymore.
I do know that every day he proves why he should be out of work as a comic artist. And today is a real stunner.
The Salvation Army, Employment.
Mallard Fillmore has reached as point where I quite literally have no idea what the hell he's trying to say anymore.
I do know that every day he proves why he should be out of work as a comic artist. And today is a real stunner.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
That damned Jacket
What's Mallard raving about today?
Employment.
That narrative where Mallard is unemployed? Apparently still going on. Who would have guessed?
And Mallard hates other people and prefers giving gifts to himself.
That last one should come as no surprise.
Employment.
That narrative where Mallard is unemployed? Apparently still going on. Who would have guessed?
And Mallard hates other people and prefers giving gifts to himself.
That last one should come as no surprise.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
That damned History
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Chia-Heads.
Mallard's now objecting to President Obama because people are making commemorative merchandise for the first Black President in U.S. History.
I'd say "unbelievable" but, honestly it's just what you'd expect from a bilious, joyless waterfowl.
President Obama, Chia-Heads.
Mallard's now objecting to President Obama because people are making commemorative merchandise for the first Black President in U.S. History.
I'd say "unbelievable" but, honestly it's just what you'd expect from a bilious, joyless waterfowl.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
That damned Planter
What's Mallard raving about today?
Television, President Obama.
Hey, look at that. Mallard is still complaining about what's on TV, but not doing something else or even changing the channel.
Television, President Obama.
Hey, look at that. Mallard is still complaining about what's on TV, but not doing something else or even changing the channel.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
That damned Sanctimony
What's Mallard raving about today?
Political Correctness, Christmas.
How about this one..."Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Note that "others" is not qualified based on skin color, political affiliation, or religion.
Given that you spend at least 365 days a year (including today) being an insufferable prick towards everyone, I do not accept your sanctimony. If the Bible ends up being true, when you stand in judgement, I think you will have a nasty surprise in store.
Political Correctness, Christmas.
How about this one..."Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Note that "others" is not qualified based on skin color, political affiliation, or religion.
Given that you spend at least 365 days a year (including today) being an insufferable prick towards everyone, I do not accept your sanctimony. If the Bible ends up being true, when you stand in judgement, I think you will have a nasty surprise in store.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Those damned Chinese
What's Mallard raving about today?
China.
Definition of "complete asshole": engaging in mindless and repetitive airing of grievances, using Santa as your mouthpiece.
China.
Definition of "complete asshole": engaging in mindless and repetitive airing of grievances, using Santa as your mouthpiece.
Friday, December 17, 2010
That damned Education
What's Mallard raving about today?
Santa Claus, Education.
I mean to do that, they'd have to spend money on Education, but Billionaires need tax cuts, so that ain't going to happen.
Santa Claus, Education.
I mean to do that, they'd have to spend money on Education, but Billionaires need tax cuts, so that ain't going to happen.
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