What's Mallard raving about today?
Republicans
Most of what they say should land them in a lunatic asylum.
It's a sad comment on the Republican Party that, instead, they appears on televised "debates".
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Those damned Novels
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mayans, Novels
Mallard Fillmore: Would rather the world come to an end that be forced to read a book.
Mayans, Novels
Mallard Fillmore: Would rather the world come to an end that be forced to read a book.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
That damned Bumper Sticker
What's Mallard raving about today?
Coexistence
This makes absolutely no sense. In the metaphor Mallard is attempting, all herbivores would be equally easy to target.
Pretty much all I can parse out of this is that Mallard is a petty ass hat who manages to be offended by bumper stickers.
Coexistence
This makes absolutely no sense. In the metaphor Mallard is attempting, all herbivores would be equally easy to target.
Pretty much all I can parse out of this is that Mallard is a petty ass hat who manages to be offended by bumper stickers.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
That damned Butt Call
What's Mallard raving about today?
The First Amendment
Thus proving that, like many of Mallard's "strict constructionist" cohorts, he doesn't even faintly understand the Constitution he pretends to revere.
The First Amendment
Thus proving that, like many of Mallard's "strict constructionist" cohorts, he doesn't even faintly understand the Constitution he pretends to revere.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
That damned Devil
What's Mallard raving about today?
Voters
Considering both the humor and insight on display today, Mallard Fillmore could have gotten the same result by simply posting a wordless picture of a duck head.
Voters
Considering both the humor and insight on display today, Mallard Fillmore could have gotten the same result by simply posting a wordless picture of a duck head.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Those damned Ears
What's Mallard raving about today?
Kim Jong Un
I guess Mallard's going to spend all of 2012 making predictions.
It's also probably a safe bet all of 2012 will exhibit the same juvenile sensibility on display today.
Seriously, Mallard. Didn;t you give up schoolboy insults when you left the third grade, like the rest of us?
Kim Jong Un
I guess Mallard's going to spend all of 2012 making predictions.
It's also probably a safe bet all of 2012 will exhibit the same juvenile sensibility on display today.
Seriously, Mallard. Didn;t you give up schoolboy insults when you left the third grade, like the rest of us?
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
That damned Logo
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Is Mallard Fillmore really complaining that President Obama appears on TV? I mean, he is the leader of the free world, but that's no reason for News outlets to cover him.
President Obama
Is Mallard Fillmore really complaining that President Obama appears on TV? I mean, he is the leader of the free world, but that's no reason for News outlets to cover him.
Monday, January 23, 2012
That damned Grant
What's Mallard raving about today?
Anthony Weiner, NEA
Bringing up Anthony Weiner simply indicates there's nothing really to complain about...which won't stop you from trying, of course.
Anthony Weiner, NEA
Bringing up Anthony Weiner simply indicates there's nothing really to complain about...which won't stop you from trying, of course.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
That damned Rodent Day
What's Mallard raving about today?
Rodents, Holidays.
Someone's over-compensating for missing various patriotic holidays over the years, methinks.
Rodents, Holidays.
Someone's over-compensating for missing various patriotic holidays over the years, methinks.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Those damned Explosions
What's Mallard raving about today?
Hiring, Smoking
On this hand...a desire to avoid second-hand smoke, a desire to inform people of the dangers of smoking, and a desire to pass legislation to discourage a behavior which is know to kill people.
On this hand...hiring practices which discriminate against people engaging in a 100% legal behavior.
And on this wing...a duck who can't distinguish between the two.
Hiring, Smoking
On this hand...a desire to avoid second-hand smoke, a desire to inform people of the dangers of smoking, and a desire to pass legislation to discourage a behavior which is know to kill people.
On this hand...hiring practices which discriminate against people engaging in a 100% legal behavior.
And on this wing...a duck who can't distinguish between the two.
Friday, January 20, 2012
That damned Santorum
What's Mallard raving about today?
Rick Santorum
I'm not sure name recognition is Santorum's problem, at least not in the traditional sense of the phrase.
In other Santorum news, congratulations on winning in Iowa!
Rick Santorum
I'm not sure name recognition is Santorum's problem, at least not in the traditional sense of the phrase.
In other Santorum news, congratulations on winning in Iowa!
Thursday, January 19, 2012
That Damned Title
What's Mallard raving about today?
Kim Jong Un
Mallard, you draw a cartoon Duck (badly), mangle the English language, and make no sense despite feeling as if you are the spokesperson for America and/or Conservative America.
You're hardly in a position to criticize people with delusions of grandeur.
Kim Jong Un
Mallard, you draw a cartoon Duck (badly), mangle the English language, and make no sense despite feeling as if you are the spokesperson for America and/or Conservative America.
You're hardly in a position to criticize people with delusions of grandeur.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Those damned Kids
What's Mallard raving about today?
Kim Jong Un
Mallard Fillmore's view of Foreign Policy remains as nuanced as ever.
Kim Jong Un
Mallard Fillmore's view of Foreign Policy remains as nuanced as ever.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
That damned Rhetoric
Whats Mallard raving about today?
Republican debates
Republican candidates have some freaky non-human hands, there.
Republican debates
Republican candidates have some freaky non-human hands, there.
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