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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Those damned future generations

What's Mallard raving about today?

The future.

Apparently nothing is galling him sufficiently, so now Mallard is just making up stuff to rave about. Yep, and in the future, sex between heterosexuals will be illegal in favor of state-enforced homosexuality. Christianity will be an underground religion, persecuted by thuggish Wiccans. And a turnip will be admitted to UC Berkeley.

My prediction: starting Monday, Mallard will beging blaming the media for reporting the Mark Foley story.

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