What's Mallard raving about today?
Himself, fruitcake.
I think I finally understand what's going on in Mallard recently. He suffered some sort of dissociative break during the run-up to the Midterms as a defense mechanism against living through the agony of seeing the Republicans lose an election. As a result we're going to be subjected to a multiple-part storyline about his love of fruitcake.
It's also possible this is code and Mallard is coming out of the closet this week.
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