What's Mallard raving about today?
Osama, President Obama, Hillary Clinton
Wow, OK...really? This is the best you got?
Well, at least with this feeble effort, Mallard is admitting that President Obama is going to be re-elected, if his biggest worry is the non-existent possibility of a challenge from Hillary Clinton.
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"...and I'm waaayy safer from Hillary making another run at my job...."
Another run at his job? You mean President of the United States? That job?
Um -- Brucie? You do know that when Hillary was running against Obama, he wasn't president yet, right?
I suppose you deserve some kind of pat on the head, though, for finally openly acknowledging that Obama is responsible for giving the order to take out bin Laden. Hope you don't lose too many racist birther wingnut fans over that.
So, um... America is not part of the world?
See, Tinz, the point you're trying to make compels the order to be "America is safer. MORE than that, the WORLD is safer. No, even more than that -- **I'm** safer!"
Fail.
God, this is one of those days when this site feels like we're throwing dodegballs at the Terminally Sick Children in the hospital.
I mean, that's what you brought? Obama killed bin Laden to keep Hillary from running against him in a years Wow.
I need to go lay down, think some things over...
DiR said: "God, this is one of those days when this site feels like we're throwing dodegballs at the Terminally Sick Children in the hospital."
I hear THAT.
Astounding in both his ignorance (Hillary long ago publicly announced her retirement from politics after this stint) and abject stupidity, Batshit really needs to dial back on his Beck/Limbaugh/Coulter intake; it's doing more damage to his brain than booze ever could.
When Junior Bush paraded around the flight deck with socks stuffed in his crotch, Batshit's first thought was probably "Oh, if only I could be those socks!" Now, it is KILLING him that "That Darkie" will go down in history as the President who actually "got" bin Laden.
Plus, he's evidently nostalgic for the wild success of Blimpbutt's "Operation Chaos".
Needs labels.
Another action-packed comic strip full of SITTING and THINKING!!!
If there's any time Bruce Tinsley is nostalgic for, it's the late '90s, when Hillary Clinton lived in the White House, Ron Reagan was alive, and "Mallard Fillmore" was somehow popular enough to get reprinted in book form.
Is there some alternate universe where Barack Obama worries about Hillary Clinton making a primary run against him?
I mean, let's take this idea seriously (...stop giggling!!!). Today there are more GOP candidates circling Iowa than farms not facing foreclosure. If Hillary wanted the nom, wouldn't she have at least a website?
My theory that Mallard Fillmore is emailed in from Bizzaro World just got a little bit stronger.
(P.S. if Obama really is so worried about a challenge that he feels compelled to do his job more effectively than his predecessor, I for one say bully!)
Is there some alternate universe where Barack Obama worries about Hillary Clinton making a primary run against him?
The same alternate universe where Mallard takes place -- where Noseworthy is an accurate representation of the typical media managerial type, Ms. Karp is an accurate representation of the typical public school teacher, and the penis-chinned portrayal of Obama in the strip under discussion is an accurate representation of our 44th President.
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