That damned Duplication

What's Mallard raving about today?

Big Government

Mallard, clearly, has never actually worked in a private company and knows nothing about the reality of business. Because, once a business reaches a certain size, there is duplication everywhere you look.

That damned Economy

What's Mallard raving about today?

Taxes, The Economy

First, anyone who draws any money at all for producing dreck like Mallard Fillmore should not complain about taxes or the economy.

Second, Mallard if you want to join the cohort that (and let's be clear about this) owes no taxes on 15 April, be my guest. Because those folks are scraping by at best.

That damned Jeopardy

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Media, Trayvon Martin, I think

Once again, Mallard's timing is epic, coinciding as it does not only with the charging of George Zimmerman but also with the staggeringly over-the-top media and Republican reaction to stupid comments by a CNN employee.

Those damned Signs

What's Mallard raving about today?

Texting, Driving

Sharp-eyed and quick-witted readers may spot a small amount of hypocrisy on display here.

Those damned Stars

What's Mallard raving about today?

Dancing with the Stars

Honestly, Mallard...don't you get tired of being wrong all the time?

Those damned IDs

What's Mallard raving about today?

Voter ID Laws

Right, because this is what Voter ID laws are designed to prevent. Viking and Rhinos from voting.

Great argument, Mallard. Did you come up with this piece of intellectual dynamism all by yourself?

That damned Reading

What's Mallard raving about today?

The Hunger Games

Based on the drawing, "she" is in her 30's. I fail to see what's so surprising.

Except thatMmallard is a Republican and it's possible he doesn't believe Women should be taught to read as that can only lead to thinking, which of course could lead to them wanting things like (gasp!) access to contraceptives, control of their own bodies, or even equal pay.

Ha, ha! I kid. Republicans will never let that happen.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter everyone!

Mallard, in memory of the day, would like to tell everyone that Christianity is the best religion of all.

That damned Environmentalist

What's Mallard raving about today?

Environmentalists

Because the mark of a true environmentalist is that they don't consume any fossil fuels. Right?

That damned Signage

What's Mallard raving about today?

Signage

Shorter Mallard Fillmore: I am the world's biggest ass-hat. And, for some reason, proud of it.

That damned Bulb

What's Mallard raving about today?

Incandescent Bulbs, Gasoline

Good luck with that, since incandescent bulbs are still legal.

When did becoming 100% ignorant, wrong about everything, become a badge of honor?

That damned Tank

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Gas Prices

Remember when gas prices spiked during the Bush Presidency. And remember how Mallard blamed Bush for that? Yeah?

Me neither.

That damned Scratch

What's Mallard raving about today?

Baseball

Did newspapers across America seriously publish a comic about Albert Pujols scratching his testicles, in the name of balance with Doonesbury?

That damned Ignorance

What's Mallard raving about today?

Sports, March Madness

I'd say Mallard was being self-deprecating except that patented smirk in the final panel, of course, recalls every sanctimonious bit of ass-hattery he's engaged in over the past 2+ years and ruins the whole thing.

That damned Feul

What's Mallard raving about today?

Liberals

Oh, I get it, this is an April Fools joke since only a fool would find it interesting!

Strange, though, that it seems the same as every Mallard Fillmore ever.