What's Mallard raving about today?
Sports, March Madness
I'd say Mallard was being self-deprecating except that patented smirk in the final panel, of course, recalls every sanctimonious bit of ass-hattery he's engaged in over the past 2+ years and ruins the whole thing.
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Wow, great timing for a March Madness-themed strip, Tinshley! The day of the final game! That's absolutely current because everyone's worrying about their brackets as we speak!
But women! They sure are ign'ant, ain't they? *burpfartpukepassout*
I am yet again torn between pity for Mrs. Tinsh and astonishment at her evident lack of self-respect.
@Kip wrote:
"YOK error
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Good lord! there's more humor in those five words than in any "Mallard Fillmore" I can remember.
Can you draw a duck?
P.S. with @dlauthor, I snickered at the characteristically inept timing ... today's "comic" might have made some sort of sense last week. And with @CE, I offer my apologies for the male gender to the unfortunately Mrs. Tinshley. <rs. T: You Can Do Better!
Admit it: It would be total awesome sauce if he wrote a whole week's worth of these. And he'd be no less Always Mistimed than he usually is.
I'm sure his "competition" (in the "gnat vs monster truck" sense of competition) Doonesbury will suck all week with the "Leo meets Red Rascal" storyline. No way that will be well drawn with fully realized characters and actual jokes.
Bruce Tinsley's, and pretty every other Republican, outlook on life: He must win at everything and be richer and more powerful than everyone, or everyone else is a Nazi. He wants to win all the money in the betting pool, even though he will never use it since he hates technology, never gives to others and never buys books or accumulates library fines. This degrades from childishness to the attitude of a toddler because the Republicans also wants everyone to be punished and have everything taken away from him.
Word Verification: iceposter, I don't want to say Tinsley is an iceposter, but he calls everyone who is not an albino a nigger.
This seems like a good time to remind everyone that Kentucky is Tinsley's favorite team. That said, Go Jayhawks!
I bet that if Tinsley used technology from this millennium, he would use cheat codes, trainers, wall hacks constantly, and obsessively pursue every achievement while teabagging and screaming "fuck you, bitch fags" over the microphones. He would create Let's Plays accusing all the creators of being Nazis, and when Retsupurae mocked him, he would plot to burn the participants to death--but he would never do it, because he is too much of a coward to leave the house.
Also, he would only play American-made FPSes where all the characters were Americans.
Must have been a slow news day three weeks ago if there was nothing other than college basketball to write a political strip about.
Woo.... Maybe Chet should give Apple another call....
I'm not a sports fan and don't know anything about picking brackets, so all I'm getting from this strip is that Mallard is announcing that he's an immature, whiny sore loser.
Buttocks? Really Tins? What are you, Forrest Gump?
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