And why can't you change the channel on your TV, like the rest of us?
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Tog
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Woof.
Maybe somebody makes a drug that can help Batshit's deteriorating mental state?
Because this nonsense would border on "fluoride makes you TEH GAYZO!!1" if it wasn't just more of Batshit's trademark RBASICSWOTV (Random Bitching About Stuff I Can't Stop Watching On TV).
Yeh, those adds are silly, but I had thought that everyone had done these jokes years ago. Looks as if MF is resorting to just copying from someone else.
Bruce Tinsley must watch a lot more Misshapen TV-like Box than I do. Is that something that happens in a Cialis commercial? Even if so, it certainly isn't the cultural touchstone he's treating it as if it were.
I wonder if Tinshley meant his strip to have the subtext of "Mallard is sad about the male-enhancement commercial because he's lonely and alone in front of the TV with only his Box-o-Snax for company, and can't even masturbate because, being a duck, his penis is shaped like a corkscrew*?"
Wait, no. I used "subtext" and "Tinshley" in the same sentence. My bad.
* True fact! Enjoy the rest of your day, everybody!
Now that Newt Gingrich--the man who loved his country so much, it made him cheat on his wives!--has announced his candidacy*--Batshit's bound to finally have commercials back on TV he can fap to...perhaps for the first time since Bob Dole got aroused by Britney Spears for Pepsi.
*On the basis that "the Soviet Union disappeared" on his watch, and with the promise of "imposing solutions" on Americans. Seriously. YouTube. (And please, by all means encourage him.)
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9 comments:
Woof.
Maybe somebody makes a drug that can help Batshit's deteriorating mental state?
Because this nonsense would border on "fluoride makes you TEH GAYZO!!1" if it wasn't just more of Batshit's trademark RBASICSWOTV (Random Bitching About Stuff I Can't Stop Watching On TV).
Yeh, those adds are silly, but I had thought that everyone had done these jokes years ago. Looks as if MF is resorting to just copying from someone else.
Tinsley, ask your readers if arsenic is right for you.
Cialis... bathtubs... beach... what?
Bruce Tinsley must watch a lot more Misshapen TV-like Box than I do. Is that something that happens in a Cialis commercial? Even if so, it certainly isn't the cultural touchstone he's treating it as if it were.
Those commercials are annoying and poorly done, just like all of Tinsley's cartoons.
I wonder if Tinshley meant his strip to have the subtext of "Mallard is sad about the male-enhancement commercial because he's lonely and alone in front of the TV with only his Box-o-Snax for company, and can't even masturbate because, being a duck, his penis is shaped like a corkscrew*?"
Wait, no. I used "subtext" and "Tinshley" in the same sentence. My bad.
* True fact! Enjoy the rest of your day, everybody!
Next up: What's the deal with airline peanuts?
Now that Newt Gingrich--the man who loved his country so much, it made him cheat on his wives!--has announced his candidacy*--Batshit's bound to finally have commercials back on TV he can fap to...perhaps for the first time since Bob Dole got aroused by Britney Spears for Pepsi.
*On the basis that "the Soviet Union disappeared" on his watch, and with the promise of "imposing solutions" on Americans. Seriously. YouTube. (And please, by all means encourage him.)
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