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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

That damned Future

What's Mallard raving about today?

Pakistan

Truthfully, I never really consider the quality of Mallard Fillmore as a comic, because it's so impossible to discern beneath all the mindless hatred and blatant lies on display.

On a day like today, when Mallard Fillmore is saying nothing hateful and nothing which is a blatant lie, I can pause to ponder that question and realize just how objectively dreadful it is.

11 comments:

Tog said...

REAL Idioms for the future:

"That damn bird totally scottbrowned my car and I just washed it!"

"We're almost to the finish line, you bastard! Don't you palin on me now!" (Also: "Don't play with that kid. The minute he loses a game he'll go palining to Mommy and then you'll be in trouble.")

"He promised to pay you back and you believed him? Ha! Fool, he's a gingricher!"

"Ew, I stepped in santorum." (CURRENTLY ACTIVE, LOOK IT UP)

Kip W said...

"I was going to make you something nice for your birthday, but I got drunk and totally tinsleyed it." (With a tip o' the hat to Tog!)

Randy said...

"Oh man, you really ducked that up!" (More hat tips all around.)

Steve-O said...

"My wife was dying of cancer so I Gingriched her ass"

Anonymous said...

"We're up by two points, and the first quarter isn't even over yet. Mission accomplished!"

CW in LA said...

"I need to convince grandpa to invest in some Depends; he Becked his pants again this morning."

"Get a load of that windowless white van - looks like something a person would go Limbaughing in."

rewinn said...

"Oh man, you got GOP all over your shoes!"

rewinn said...

"We hadn't scored a goal all game, and our team was getting tired, so our coach called an Obama play. Bam-bam! their head guy went DOWN!"

Frank Stone said...

In Brucie's defense, today's strip is probably kind of funny if you've got a fifth of gin in you.

Kip W said...

Frank Stone: So you're saying before we read the strip, we should Bruce up?

David in NYC said...

"I told you to ask for directions. Now we're lost in New Jersey. You sure Bachmanned this vacation!"

WV: factshme. What Brucie says to the bartender when he's ordering another round of "research".