What's Mallard raving about today?
No idea, but I am sure it's a lightning rod for controversy.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
That damned Tank Top
What's Mallard raving about today?
Tank Tops
After a day of over-compensating for forgetting July 4 via Patriotic chest-thumping, Mallard is back to dispensing fashion advice, in true lightning-rod fashion.
Tank Tops
After a day of over-compensating for forgetting July 4 via Patriotic chest-thumping, Mallard is back to dispensing fashion advice, in true lightning-rod fashion.
Friday, July 27, 2012
That damned Day
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Troops
You know what would be a good day to thank the troops? Independence Day.
You know, July 4?
The day you decided to bitch about trilogies instead.
The Troops
You know what would be a good day to thank the troops? Independence Day.
You know, July 4?
The day you decided to bitch about trilogies instead.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
That damned Story
What's Mallard Fillmore raving about today?
Top Stories.
Newspapers all across America just published a strip about Mallard Fillmore's porn-surfing habits.
Top Stories.
Newspapers all across America just published a strip about Mallard Fillmore's porn-surfing habits.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
That damned Editing
What's Mallard raving about today?
Editing, Smoking
Mallard may yet live up to his billing as "a lightning rod for controversy" given that he wants to return to the halcyon days of the 1950s and market smoking to children.
Editing, Smoking
Mallard may yet live up to his billing as "a lightning rod for controversy" given that he wants to return to the halcyon days of the 1950s and market smoking to children.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Those damned Hips
What's Mallard raving about today?
Pants, Hips
Just a week after decrying regulation of soda, Mallard turns to criticizing fat people, with no hint of irony or any sense of connection between the two.
At this point, Mallard spent 3 days on the Affordable Care Act and 2 (so far) on "Pants: why they annoy me so much" (but people deserve a break, not a lecture).
To recap: Mallard Fillmore continues to be one of the most highly contentious and celebrated comic strips, providing a unique conservative viewpoint to the comics pages. Mallard Fillmore has been a lightning rod for controversy with the right-leaning duck consistently addressing hot button issues and lampooning liberal politicians, the media and cultural establishments.
Pants, Hips
Just a week after decrying regulation of soda, Mallard turns to criticizing fat people, with no hint of irony or any sense of connection between the two.
At this point, Mallard spent 3 days on the Affordable Care Act and 2 (so far) on "Pants: why they annoy me so much" (but people deserve a break, not a lecture).
To recap: Mallard Fillmore continues to be one of the most highly contentious and celebrated comic strips, providing a unique conservative viewpoint to the comics pages. Mallard Fillmore has been a lightning rod for controversy with the right-leaning duck consistently addressing hot button issues and lampooning liberal politicians, the media and cultural establishments.
Monday, July 23, 2012
Those damned Pants
What's Mallard raving about today?
Pants
Mallard Fillmore forgot Independence Day. But he found time to comment on pants.
In all seriousness, I think we're watching, via their incoherent daily ramblings published in comic form, someone who is sliding into insanity.
Pants
Mallard Fillmore forgot Independence Day. But he found time to comment on pants.
In all seriousness, I think we're watching, via their incoherent daily ramblings published in comic form, someone who is sliding into insanity.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
That damned Karl
What's Mallard raving about today?
Location
I honestly have no idea what this is even supposed to be about.
Location
I honestly have no idea what this is even supposed to be about.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
That damned Stuff
What's Mallard raving about today?
Affordable Care Act, President Obama, Supreme Court
Ummmm...and?
(Even for Mallard Fillmore, this is particularly incomprehensible.)
Affordable Care Act, President Obama, Supreme Court
Ummmm...and?
(Even for Mallard Fillmore, this is particularly incomprehensible.)
Friday, July 20, 2012
Those Damned Americans
What's Mallard raving about today?
Affordable Care Act, President Obama
Fact: Approximately 1% of Americans will pay the tax penalty for not purchasing insurance, by their own choice.
Mallard Fillmore: Lying sack of crap
Affordable Care Act, President Obama
Fact: Approximately 1% of Americans will pay the tax penalty for not purchasing insurance, by their own choice.
Mallard Fillmore: Lying sack of crap
Thursday, July 19, 2012
That damned Tax
What's Mallard raving about today?
Affordable Care Act, President Obama
On the one hand...Thank God, we're moving off this Andrea Mitchell rant, because it was getting embarrassing.
On the other hand...this is going to go one for a while.
Affordable Care Act, President Obama
On the one hand...Thank God, we're moving off this Andrea Mitchell rant, because it was getting embarrassing.
On the other hand...this is going to go one for a while.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
That damned Puppy
What's Mallard raving about today?
NBC News
Call me crazy, but I don't think you're helping Mitt by reminding us all of how he treated his dog, Mallard.
NBC News
Call me crazy, but I don't think you're helping Mitt by reminding us all of how he treated his dog, Mallard.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
That damned Iced Cream
What's Mallard raving about today?
NBC News
Someone wake me up when Mallard stops repeating himself.
NBC News
Someone wake me up when Mallard stops repeating himself.
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