Seriously, you're going with criticism of Joe Biden? Ok, now please cite multiple examples of each claim you have made. I'll wait.
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Meanwhile, Batshit giggles excitedly as his idol Rush Limbaugh --- a fat, lazy, racist, drug-abusing adulterer and kiddy diddler who directly supports "illegals" through hiring --- continues to stream bigotry and revisionism out of his puerile, fetid yap without pause or censure.
In his defense of Herman "Munster" Cain (whose own defense has finally broken down to "what about all the women who HAVEN'T made charges against me?"), Rush declared that women who don't want to be molested should just wear burkas, before bawling that "political correctness" has made it impossible for "men" like him to impress women with their sense of "humor" about harassment and rape.
Rush subsequently made of point of pronouncing the name of one of Cain's accusers (Bialeck) as "Buy-A-Lick," accompanied by slurping sounds, and comparing her 13-year-old son to a Nazi brownshirt.
Biden's got a long way to go to even come close to matching such piggish childishness. Behold the towering intellect of the Far Right! Oink oink oink!
It's so unjust that Biden maybe got away one time with using an outdated expression to describe one of the people his party is more or less dedicated to helping, while somebody who works full time to help channel the wealth of the downtrodden upward can't even say things far worse every hour without the possibility of eventually being criticized.
Wait, flagrant racism? Since when did Tinshley get his own TV show?
So what is that brown amorphous thing sitting next to Myopia K. Truckercap there, anyway? A potato sack? An unfortunately colored pillow? One of the many full trashbags Bruce leaves lying around his studio for "reference" because he was too lazy/drunk to take out the garbage again this month?
Herman Cain's women problems seem to mostly come from Republican women. AND no Democrat in their right mind would derail Cain.
So when Mallard cries persecution and "see some of my best Negroes are friends" I just keep in mind the fact that it's probably - almost certainly - a GOP effort.
And since Cain's probably really in it to increase his speaker fees - since that worked for Sarah Palin - he's probably somewhat alright with his campaign being in the spotlight and derailing.
Today in Mallard Fillmore - "Wah! Mommy! Not fair! When a Republican cuses and uses the 'N' word, they get called out! But when a Democrat does it, they only get called out! Wah! Not fair!!!!"
Uh, yeah, it's not 2007 anymore, Brucie. And even if it were, you'd still be wrong. As usual.
But thanks for at least tacitly acknowledging the dire financial straits in which many of our seniors find themselves today, since it appears that ol' Joe Bob there is snacking on a big bag of dog food.
Now I'm imagining a pastiche of Norman Rockwell's "Triple Self-Portrait", depicting Bruce Tinsley referring to a mirror that reveals in its reflection a dumpy middle-aged man in a plain shirt, while sketching a blank-eyed cartoon duck saying "Wooo...." on a canvas.
Or vice versa. They're all pretty interchangeable, actually.
I like how wingnuts portray Biden as this unstoppable gaffe machine, but when asked for examples keep recycling the same one or two dumb quotations from a few years ago, as Anonyconcerntroll does above.
Anyway, how many times has Biden in his capacity as VP told a US senator to go F himself? For that matter, how many wars has he helped start, of how many official policies for using torture has he devised? Or how many people has he shot in the face? Now THERE's a gaffe.
"Well, if you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you." eh? Works for me.
Here's the real genius of Mallard Fillmore: Many cartoonists use their characters to explore and challenge their own psyches. Some exploring their inner self, others use them as an avatar to more easily tell the world their own thoughts and beliefs, and some ever create characters that are their diametric opposites, someone to foil their thoughts against and counter-point. Bruce breaks the mold, redefines the paradigm for a new millennium, and draws a duck who is identical to himself in every way. This allows him to "half-ass" his work, and get it done faster with even less intellectual effort then one usually associates with daily right wing cartoons.
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Meanwhile, Batshit giggles excitedly as his idol Rush Limbaugh --- a fat, lazy, racist, drug-abusing adulterer and kiddy diddler who directly supports "illegals" through hiring --- continues to stream bigotry and revisionism out of his puerile, fetid yap without pause or censure.
In his defense of Herman "Munster" Cain (whose own defense has finally broken down to "what about all the women who HAVEN'T made charges against me?"), Rush declared that women who don't want to be molested should just wear burkas, before bawling that "political correctness" has made it impossible for "men" like him to impress women with their sense of "humor" about harassment and rape.
Rush subsequently made of point of pronouncing the name of one of Cain's accusers (Bialeck) as "Buy-A-Lick," accompanied by slurping sounds, and comparing her 13-year-old son to a Nazi brownshirt.
Biden's got a long way to go to even come close to matching such piggish childishness. Behold the towering intellect of the Far Right! Oink oink oink!
Any truth-to-power response to THAT, Batshit?
And way to caricature that TV viewer as a fat guy with Coke-bottle glasses and baseball cap. That's whatyou think of the lumpenproletariat, eh, Tins?
It's so unjust that Biden maybe got away one time with using an outdated expression to describe one of the people his party is more or less dedicated to helping, while somebody who works full time to help channel the wealth of the downtrodden upward can't even say things far worse every hour without the possibility of eventually being criticized.
Wait, flagrant racism? Since when did Tinshley get his own TV show?
So what is that brown amorphous thing sitting next to Myopia K. Truckercap there, anyway? A potato sack? An unfortunately colored pillow? One of the many full trashbags Bruce leaves lying around his studio for "reference" because he was too lazy/drunk to take out the garbage again this month?
Hey Brewsky ... I fixed that one for ya" ...
... MS-Paint, 2 minutes, whoo-hoo!
Is it me, or is Slumpy Lumpy Plaidshirt chowing down on a 20lb sack of raw russet potatoes?
Is Tinsley disagreeing with Biden when he said Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean?" That's cold.
Preemptive Duck and Cover Point:
Herman Cain's women problems seem to mostly come from Republican women. AND no Democrat in their right mind would derail Cain.
So when Mallard cries persecution and "see some of my best Negroes are friends" I just keep in mind the fact that it's probably - almost certainly - a GOP effort.
And since Cain's probably really in it to increase his speaker fees - since that worked for Sarah Palin - he's probably somewhat alright with his campaign being in the spotlight and derailing.
dlauthor, Rootbeer, that's MALLARD FILLMORE!
How dare you mistake him for a sack of potatoes on a couch. He's a veritable action hero.
WV: scrot. Okay, now WV is just taunting me.
Today in Mallard Fillmore -
"Wah! Mommy! Not fair! When a Republican cuses and uses the 'N' word, they get called out! But when a Democrat does it, they only get called out! Wah! Not fair!!!!"
Uh, yeah, it's not 2007 anymore, Brucie. And even if it were, you'd still be wrong. As usual.
But thanks for at least tacitly acknowledging the dire financial straits in which many of our seniors find themselves today, since it appears that ol' Joe Bob there is snacking on a big bag of dog food.
How did Bruce get such a perfect look of heavy-lidded, mind-numbed, utter boredom on that guy's face? Draw from life someone reading his strip?
WV: rearbil; Bruce talks out of his ass, Mallard from his rearbil.
Now I'm imagining a pastiche of Norman Rockwell's "Triple Self-Portrait", depicting Bruce Tinsley referring to a mirror that reveals in its reflection a dumpy middle-aged man in a plain shirt, while sketching a blank-eyed cartoon duck saying "Wooo...." on a canvas.
Or vice versa. They're all pretty interchangeable, actually.
I like how wingnuts portray Biden as this unstoppable gaffe machine, but when asked for examples keep recycling the same one or two dumb quotations from a few years ago, as Anonyconcerntroll does above.
Anyway, how many times has Biden in his capacity as VP told a US senator to go F himself? For that matter, how many wars has he helped start, of how many official policies for using torture has he devised? Or how many people has he shot in the face? Now THERE's a gaffe.
PS: Plop.
I can't wait for Tinshley to take on Cain's ass grabbing, Perry's flatulence of the brain, Gingich's philandering,.... what?? Oh, right.
"Well, if you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you." eh? Works for me.
Here's the real genius of Mallard Fillmore: Many cartoonists use their characters to explore and challenge their own psyches. Some exploring their inner self, others use them as an avatar to more easily tell the world their own thoughts and beliefs, and some ever create characters that are their diametric opposites, someone to foil their thoughts against and counter-point.
Bruce breaks the mold, redefines the paradigm for a new millennium, and draws a duck who is identical to himself in every way. This allows him to "half-ass" his work, and get it done faster with even less intellectual effort then one usually associates with daily right wing cartoons.
Hey Bruce, in the words of Dick Cheney, "Go fuck yourself".
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