What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, The Economy, Immigration
And yet, Republicans still can't keep themselves from screaming Build a Wall! Build a Bigger Wall! Build an Electric Fence!
So if that's not motivated by illegal immigration which has slowed due to economic factors, what is behind it, Mallard?
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Monday, May 14, 2012
That damned Trial
What's Mallard raving about today?
John Edwards, The Media
Mallard, when your big hope for election year advantage is John Edwards politically-motivated trial, you are in a bad situation.
John Edwards, The Media
Mallard, when your big hope for election year advantage is John Edwards politically-motivated trial, you are in a bad situation.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Those damned Gifts
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mother's Day
Mallard recognizes Mother's day with cats and dead rats.
Classy.
Mother's Day
Mallard recognizes Mother's day with cats and dead rats.
Classy.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Those damned Researchers
What's Mallard raving about today?
Ryan Seacrest, Carson Daly
Mallard Fillmore, unable to accept that popular culture has simply passed him by, instead rails against it.
Go ahead, Mallard, curse the Night. Good luck with that.
Ryan Seacrest, Carson Daly
Mallard Fillmore, unable to accept that popular culture has simply passed him by, instead rails against it.
Go ahead, Mallard, curse the Night. Good luck with that.
Friday, May 11, 2012
That damned Change
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Say what now? I though Obama was a socialist monster who had destroyed America. But now you say he hasn't made any changes since the Bush Administration.
Come on, Mallard, which is it? I mean I know you're a paragon of intellectual honesty and consistency, so...HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Sorry, I tried, but I couldn't make it through that last sentence.
President Obama
Say what now? I though Obama was a socialist monster who had destroyed America. But now you say he hasn't made any changes since the Bush Administration.
Come on, Mallard, which is it? I mean I know you're a paragon of intellectual honesty and consistency, so...HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Sorry, I tried, but I couldn't make it through that last sentence.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
That damned Coin
What's Mallard raving about today?
Coins
Whenever I think Mallard Fillmore can't get more stupid, more wrong, it always turns out I am the one who is wrong.
First of all, though not mentioned here, apparent Vice President Biden said "Nobody wants these things, and if they don't want them, we shouldn't keep making them." Interesting that Mallard is quoting/agreeing with Biden, and yet does not have the guts to admit it.
Those of you with enough of an attention span to read beyond that first paragraph may also notice that Mallard is completely wrong and that, in fact, demand for the coins was quite high, almost 15% above projections. Mallard Fillmore: wrong. Again.
I find no evidence to substantiate Mallard's claim that they charged more for the Chester A. Arthur coins, so that fact appears to be, unsurprisingly, complete fiction.
Additionally, Mallard's claim that lack of demand is the reason said fictional price increase took place is ascribing fictional motives to a fictional event. So, you know, we're really moving into previously unimaginable dimensions of falsehood here.
And yet, if we took his claims about pricing at face value, the U.S. Government charged more and sold more, bringing to 14,000,008 the reasons why Mallard Fillmore doesn't know anything about anything, least of all business, and should not be listened to on any subject.
Coins
Whenever I think Mallard Fillmore can't get more stupid, more wrong, it always turns out I am the one who is wrong.
First of all, though not mentioned here, apparent Vice President Biden said "Nobody wants these things, and if they don't want them, we shouldn't keep making them." Interesting that Mallard is quoting/agreeing with Biden, and yet does not have the guts to admit it.
Those of you with enough of an attention span to read beyond that first paragraph may also notice that Mallard is completely wrong and that, in fact, demand for the coins was quite high, almost 15% above projections. Mallard Fillmore: wrong. Again.
I find no evidence to substantiate Mallard's claim that they charged more for the Chester A. Arthur coins, so that fact appears to be, unsurprisingly, complete fiction.
Additionally, Mallard's claim that lack of demand is the reason said fictional price increase took place is ascribing fictional motives to a fictional event. So, you know, we're really moving into previously unimaginable dimensions of falsehood here.
And yet, if we took his claims about pricing at face value, the U.S. Government charged more and sold more, bringing to 14,000,008 the reasons why Mallard Fillmore doesn't know anything about anything, least of all business, and should not be listened to on any subject.
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
That damned Card
What's Mallard raving about today?
Press, Race Cards
Whoever had May 9 as the day when Mallard would first trot out the "we're not the racists, you're the racists!" line of reasoning in the Trayvon Martin case wins the pool!
Unfortunately, someone should have told Zimmerman himself...
Press, Race Cards
Whoever had May 9 as the day when Mallard would first trot out the "we're not the racists, you're the racists!" line of reasoning in the Trayvon Martin case wins the pool!
Unfortunately, someone should have told Zimmerman himself...
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
That damned War
What's Mallard raving about today?
The War on Women, Abortion
Republican legislatures across the United States actually rolling back reproductive rights and workplace rights for women.
Someone with Democratic Party affiliation saying something stupid about Ann Romney on CNN in their role as a pundit.
False equivalency at it's finest.
Bonus points for just tossing abortion into the mix.
The War on Women, Abortion
Republican legislatures across the United States actually rolling back reproductive rights and workplace rights for women.
Someone with Democratic Party affiliation saying something stupid about Ann Romney on CNN in their role as a pundit.
False equivalency at it's finest.
Bonus points for just tossing abortion into the mix.
Monday, May 07, 2012
That damned Community
What's Mallard raving about today?
"Habitually Offended" People
How are the "habitually offended" any different from the "habitually outraged," Mallard?
You know, the people who are outraged over made up stuff on Fox every day of the week.
Like Mallard Fillmore, for example?
I guess what I am saying is that people who live in glass houses...
"Habitually Offended" People
How are the "habitually offended" any different from the "habitually outraged," Mallard?
You know, the people who are outraged over made up stuff on Fox every day of the week.
Like Mallard Fillmore, for example?
I guess what I am saying is that people who live in glass houses...
Sunday, May 06, 2012
That damned Year
What's Mallard raving about today?
College Athletes
In what way would a non-athlete college student provide "entertainment to a lot of people" during his one year at college? Is Mallard advocating prostitution as a means for paying college tuition?
Kidding aside, this may be the stupidest thing Mallard has ever written.
College Athletes
In what way would a non-athlete college student provide "entertainment to a lot of people" during his one year at college? Is Mallard advocating prostitution as a means for paying college tuition?
Kidding aside, this may be the stupidest thing Mallard has ever written.
Saturday, May 05, 2012
That damned Stuff
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
For a man whose going to be forced to vote for Willard "Mitt" rMoney, because that's the best his party has to offer, this is big talk, indeed.
President Obama
For a man whose going to be forced to vote for Willard "Mitt" rMoney, because that's the best his party has to offer, this is big talk, indeed.
Friday, May 04, 2012
That damned Realization
What's Mallard raving about today?
Flat Tax Rates, President Obama
Isn't that cute! Mallard thinks he's got a zinger, there. Awwww.
Flat Tax Rates, President Obama
Isn't that cute! Mallard thinks he's got a zinger, there. Awwww.
Thursday, May 03, 2012
That damned Record
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Now, it's unacceptable to speculate on what one's political opponent will do, if elected?
John Stewart eviscerated this as effectively as possible in a segment he called: "You are aware that the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex gives us the ability to store and recall past events as they occurred. right?"
President Obama
Now, it's unacceptable to speculate on what one's political opponent will do, if elected?
John Stewart eviscerated this as effectively as possible in a segment he called: "You are aware that the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex gives us the ability to store and recall past events as they occurred. right?"
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
That damned Facebook
What's Mallard raving about today?
Facebook, President Obama, Debt
I suppose if I were a hack comic, who had job security even when putting out drivel which tries and fails to connect America's National Debt and Facebook's upcoming IPO, I wouldn't worry about America following Europe's lead and implementing austerity measures which lead us back into a Recession.
Being, however, a being with a functioning intellect, I recognize that the fastest way to rectifying the debt situation is employment and rising wages.
Also, Mallard, Apple has something like $90b cash on hand, and could buy Facebook. So, you know, even on that score...you made a bad choice. I really wonder what it's like to suck so bad at something.
Facebook, President Obama, Debt
I suppose if I were a hack comic, who had job security even when putting out drivel which tries and fails to connect America's National Debt and Facebook's upcoming IPO, I wouldn't worry about America following Europe's lead and implementing austerity measures which lead us back into a Recession.
Being, however, a being with a functioning intellect, I recognize that the fastest way to rectifying the debt situation is employment and rising wages.
Also, Mallard, Apple has something like $90b cash on hand, and could buy Facebook. So, you know, even on that score...you made a bad choice. I really wonder what it's like to suck so bad at something.
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
That damned Incident
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Trayvon Martin
Wow. Just...wow. Have fun in the comments.
President Obama, Trayvon Martin
Wow. Just...wow. Have fun in the comments.
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