What's Mallard raving about today?
"Habitually Offended" People
How are the "habitually offended" any different from the "habitually outraged," Mallard?
You know, the people who are outraged over made up stuff on Fox every day of the week.
Like Mallard Fillmore, for example?
I guess what I am saying is that people who live in glass houses...
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Come on, coward. Just list the names you wish you could still use for assorted minorities and get it over with.
"Habitually outraged" is still more polite than "perpetually butthurt". The list of sources not even for right-wing butthurt in general but just of Tinshleyan butthurt specifically is not just too long to list here but frequently contradicts itself ("People are rushing to judgement on that poor Zimmerman fellow! The BLACK president is taking the side of the BLACK kid Zimmerman shot", etc., etc., etc.)
I'm glad he's finally gotten around to ridiculing conservatives and members of the Christian Coalistion who whine and moan the loudest if anybody offends their most cherished beliefs. These are the ones who scream bloody murder if anybody says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry CHIRSTmas" and start bellyaching about some "atheist liberal conspiracy" if anyone suggests that taxpayers don't want their money used to indoctrinate people into fundamental religious dogam. I hear more conservative christains being "offended" than I do from all the ethnic groups, women and gays combined.
Maybe next he can tell Ted Nugent to "just stick to performing and keep his political views to himself."
The same old story:
Someone calls Hillary Clinton a bitch and anyone outraged is completely unreasonable.
Someone calls Michelle Bachmann a bitch and Tinsley becomes one of the habitually outraged, and anyone who isn't also outrage is completely unreasonable.
Tinsley, you are so boring and useless! Please get a real job, even if it means there will be nothing to post here.
Shorter Bruce Tinsley: Y U MAD BRO?
This slimeball goes to ridiculous lengths to provoke a reaction, then falls on his ass playing hurt when he gets it. It might be amusing...if he hadn't been pulling the same shtick again and again for decades.
So is the 'joke' here just "I sho'd be allowed to call 'em 'feggits' iffin' I wanner, FREE SPEACH!" or is there another layer to it?
The National Association of Contentious and Celebrated Americans called ... they're highly offended at being associated with Mallard Fillmore.
Mallard is so tired of offended people. The poor little guy's always surrounded by people holding their noses and giving him dirty looks.
He doesn't stink. He doesn't!!! And the word "foul" is but a base canard.
Look at the word "called"- even for a word that is in larger lettering and bolded, there's an awful lot of space around it. I don't think that's what he wrote originally- I think it was whited-out, and replaced. What could it be?
BTW- I am offended that I have to prove that I am not a robot to post here! ROBOT RIGHTS!
OK, Mallard -- now apologize for being a worthless lying sack of racist garbage with no talent. (And no, spending 14 hours a day sprawled in a beanbag chair while watching TV is not a talent.)
So, are the couple in the last panel teabaggers? Because they fell out of love with that name pretty damn quick when they found out what it meant.
"Garage Cleaners" is much more descriptive.
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