What's Mallard raving about today?
Apple, The Media
Taken at face value, you'd have to assume Mallard Fillmore was suggesting that Apple product launches are not newsworthy, which would make him a complete lackwit.
After having read Mallard Fillmore for over 2 years, and knowing as I do that he is incapable of using the English language with any precision, I am sure Mallard did not mean to suggest such a thing and was, rather, making an imprecise attempt at at a joke...which still makes him a complete lackwit, if only for a different reason.
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Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
That damned Cloud
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Cloud
If today's Mallard Fillmore were a Jeopardy answer, the question would be: "What jokes does a person who doesn't understand what The Cloud is make?"
The Cloud
If today's Mallard Fillmore were a Jeopardy answer, the question would be: "What jokes does a person who doesn't understand what The Cloud is make?"
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
That damned Sense
What's Mallard raving about today?
Those kids today and their fiction!
Young people, according to Mallard Fillmore: Leeches on Society and poor judges of fiction.
Mallard Fillmore, according to Young people: What's Mallard Fillmore?
Those kids today and their fiction!
Young people, according to Mallard Fillmore: Leeches on Society and poor judges of fiction.
Mallard Fillmore, according to Young people: What's Mallard Fillmore?
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
That damned Genre
What's Mallard raving about today?
Books
That's it? One day on Rush Limbaugh and now you're commenting on those damned kids and their Hunger Games/Twilight books?
Oh, all right, fine...but this isn't going to be nearly as much fun as watching you defend Rush.
Here's one difference between Mallard and myself:
Books
That's it? One day on Rush Limbaugh and now you're commenting on those damned kids and their Hunger Games/Twilight books?
Oh, all right, fine...but this isn't going to be nearly as much fun as watching you defend Rush.
Here's one difference between Mallard and myself:
- My reaction to kids reading these books: This is good. Kids are reading!
- Mallard's reaction to the same: This is bad. Kids are not reading what I want them to read!
In unrelated news, Conservatives recently accused President Obama of brainwashing kids due to his desire for them to be able to attend college.
I seriously don't understand how the Conservative mind can hold so many completely contradictory thoughts without exploding.
Monday, March 26, 2012
That damned Demonstration
What's Mallard raving about today?
Rush Limbaugh, The Media
Right on cue (read: 3-weeks later when I am sure every single sentient Republican would rather everyone stop talking about it), Mallard rides to Rush Limbaugh's rescue.
Right on message, he decides to go for the "Liberals do it also!" defense.
Unfortunately for Rush, the GOP, and Mallard, American Women have clearly understood the difference between diatribes directed at public figures (such as Sarah Palin, Michele Bachman, and Hilary Clinton) and a sustained 3-day verbal assault on a private citizen whose stepped forward to testify in front of Congress.
That said, Mallard...PLEASE keep this issue alive! PLEASE keep highlighting that Republicans simply don't see anything at all wrong with what Limbaugh said (aside from maybe an indelicate choice of words). Because this is a great election-year issue for Republicans. Honestly. If you just keep talking about it long enough, you will brow-beat women into believing you.
(For what it is worth, I would appreciate that you take the same approach with the Ryan budget, which is also an election-year winner for you, especially if you take the approach that brow-beating America with the rightness and righteousness of your position will eventually win out.)
Rush Limbaugh, The Media
Right on cue (read: 3-weeks later when I am sure every single sentient Republican would rather everyone stop talking about it), Mallard rides to Rush Limbaugh's rescue.
Right on message, he decides to go for the "Liberals do it also!" defense.
Unfortunately for Rush, the GOP, and Mallard, American Women have clearly understood the difference between diatribes directed at public figures (such as Sarah Palin, Michele Bachman, and Hilary Clinton) and a sustained 3-day verbal assault on a private citizen whose stepped forward to testify in front of Congress.
That said, Mallard...PLEASE keep this issue alive! PLEASE keep highlighting that Republicans simply don't see anything at all wrong with what Limbaugh said (aside from maybe an indelicate choice of words). Because this is a great election-year issue for Republicans. Honestly. If you just keep talking about it long enough, you will brow-beat women into believing you.
(For what it is worth, I would appreciate that you take the same approach with the Ryan budget, which is also an election-year winner for you, especially if you take the approach that brow-beating America with the rightness and righteousness of your position will eventually win out.)
Sunday, March 25, 2012
That damned Fish
What's Mallard raving about today?
Fish, Cholesterol
Not only is this incomprehensible in general, it's incomprehensible in specific since fish is not high in cholesterol.
Mallard Fillmore: 100% wrong 100% of the time.
Fish, Cholesterol
Not only is this incomprehensible in general, it's incomprehensible in specific since fish is not high in cholesterol.
Mallard Fillmore: 100% wrong 100% of the time.
Saturday, March 24, 2012
That damned Extremist
What's Mallard raving about today?
Bears, Extremists, Liberals
Mallard's timing curse continues, as he chooses this week to insist that stereotyping based on appearance is just fine. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
(In reality Mallard's "timing curse" is not to hard to explain, given the fact that he's 100% wrong 100% of the time.)
Bears, Extremists, Liberals
Mallard's timing curse continues, as he chooses this week to insist that stereotyping based on appearance is just fine. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
(In reality Mallard's "timing curse" is not to hard to explain, given the fact that he's 100% wrong 100% of the time.)
Friday, March 23, 2012
Those damned Mammals
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mammals, Bailouts
For a guy who routinely attacks the bailout, this is rich. And by "rich" I mean incredibly stupid and dishonest.
Mammals, Bailouts
For a guy who routinely attacks the bailout, this is rich. And by "rich" I mean incredibly stupid and dishonest.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
That damned Ad
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, NBC News
Assertion...not the same as fact.
Endless repetition...as boring as you think it is.
President Obama, NBC News
Assertion...not the same as fact.
Endless repetition...as boring as you think it is.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
That damned Bright Side
What's Mallard raving about today?
Unemployment, Government Spending
I was wrong, Mallard did add something to his repetitiveness whinging about duplication of effort.
He added his standard tone deafness about unemployment, which he finds alternately hilarious and vexing, since in his world you get paid for putting forth no effort to create nothing of value.
I stand corrected.
Unemployment, Government Spending
I was wrong, Mallard did add something to his repetitiveness whinging about duplication of effort.
He added his standard tone deafness about unemployment, which he finds alternately hilarious and vexing, since in his world you get paid for putting forth no effort to create nothing of value.
I stand corrected.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Those damned Duplicates
What's Mallard raving about today?
Government Spending.
This is going to continue until Friday. Nothing new will be added. Mallard will just repeat this over and over and over.
Then he will make an incomprehensible panel about fish.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Government Spending.
This is going to continue until Friday. Nothing new will be added. Mallard will just repeat this over and over and over.
Then he will make an incomprehensible panel about fish.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Monday, March 19, 2012
That damned New Report
What's Mallard raving about today?
GAO, Government Spending
It's always difficult to follow Mallard's footnotes, but my search for the source of his claim revealed that the report was from March 2011, so, you know, Mallard's definition of "new" is somewhat suspect.
GAO, Government Spending
It's always difficult to follow Mallard's footnotes, but my search for the source of his claim revealed that the report was from March 2011, so, you know, Mallard's definition of "new" is somewhat suspect.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
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