What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
Say what now? I though Obama was a socialist monster who had destroyed America. But now you say he hasn't made any changes since the Bush Administration.
Come on, Mallard, which is it? I mean I know you're a paragon of intellectual honesty and consistency, so...HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Sorry, I tried, but I couldn't make it through that last sentence.
7 comments:
Batshit: "...And then Mallard says, 'Vote for Romney! Sure, he's a douchebag, but at least he's white!"
Stoopit Liburul Editur: "No. Absolutely not."
Batshit: "WAA! ME'S AM PERSEKUTED FOUR MAI TROOTH-TO-POWARINESS! ALSO CONSPIRA-RACISM! ...Fine, I crapped this one out too."
OT: A thing of ugliness and a thing of great beauty. Well, at least hilarity if not beauty.
Walt Kelly's estate deserves an apology for this feckless drivel.
See, Tin's telling us that if we keep the same president, then it's not "change"! WAH!-wahhhhh.
These are the jokes, folks.
He's warming up to his showstopper, which will forever change the way you look at parkways and driveways.
Looking at the picture again (and at no additional pay, I may add), I see that he's right about the "us" there. The arm belongs to some other entity, most likely an out-of-touch, cross-eyed, ponytail-wearing Congress.
With their constant blocking of every single thing that could benefit the country (and thereby risk helping a Democratic incumbent), they make that particular "us" an unending status quo ante.
Irksome as it is, I'll take that status quo over whatever alcopocalypse Tinsley's hallucinating.
3 weeks from now: recognizing gay marriage is unacceptable change Wah-wah-wah!
Tinsley is complaining about Obama because he so loves the changes made in Greece. He wishes Obama were just like his Greek friends, although he accuses him of being even worse.
If only we had gay-bashing, entitled asshole bully Mitt Romney as president! All our woes would be cured!
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