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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

That damned Lead

What's Mallard raving about today?

Television, Americans

So, let me see if I understand this correctly...your plan is nullification of Obama's victory because the wrong kind of people voted for him? I'm not sure you understand Democracy, Mallard.

But, to be clear, you're saying the election only counts if you get your votes from people like this guy?

Or this guy?

Or these folks?




7 comments:

Bill the Splut said...

Hey, Bruce E. Coyote, SUPER Genius:
You've spent 2 days telling your readers that they don't have to vote because the Democrats won't vote because they're either apathetic or watching TV. Keep up your GOP GOTV effort, buddy!

Any theories as to who spends more of their day lounging around watching TV in their underwear? Some of us can't do that because--we're at WORK, MAKING A FUCKING LIVING ALL DAY, Bruce! Some of us consider a "day of hard work" more than "holding in a wet fart before getting the pants off, while waiting for the Rev. Moon's paycheck."

Toots McGee said...

Can I subscribe to your newsletter, Bill?

Kaitlyn said...

Does he not know about early voting?

And for the record, at my job (Kroger), quite a few employees, especially the full time ones!, watch Maury when it's on when they have a break/lunch. But you know the only real work is "9 to 5"

CW in LA said...

Besides, remind me again, which of the two major candidates is especially counting on low-information voters not paying enough attention to catch on to his frequent lies and etch-a-sketch-like changes of position?

Anonymous said...

And the low-information voters seem to have missed that in the debates someone seemed a lot like a used car/snake oil salesman.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Instead of signs, Mitt's supporters should put wind socks in their yards.

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

Here's one for you:
KEEP YOUR MITT OFF MY MEDICARE.