What's Mallard raving about today?
Social Darwinism, Fish
Mallard, if you are going to object to accusations of something like Social Darwinism, it helps to know what it means.
Small Middle Class fish running away from voracious JP Morgan Predator fish is NOT the example of Social Darwinism your masters want you to espouse.
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Saturday, June 30, 2012
Friday, June 29, 2012
Those damned Noses
What's Mallard raving about today?
Comic Superheroes
Frankly, I'm surprised Mallard lasted this long before that whole Gay Green Lantern thing started bugging him again.
Comic Superheroes
Frankly, I'm surprised Mallard lasted this long before that whole Gay Green Lantern thing started bugging him again.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
That damned Cup
What's Mallard raving about today?
Obese People, Cups
In this case, in which we are subjected to splayed duck crotch, "Viewer Discretion is Advised" is less a punchline than a label.
Obese People, Cups
In this case, in which we are subjected to splayed duck crotch, "Viewer Discretion is Advised" is less a punchline than a label.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
That damned Debate
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama
This is fabulously disingenuous (e.g., a lie) considering that, when placed in it's actual context, what President Obama said was that while the economy was struggling, the private sector was doing better than the public sector as a result of Republican cut-backs in public spending.
Also, considering the flip-flopping Etch-a-Sketch the Republicans have chosen as their standard barrier, it's a wonder Mallard is not being struck by lightning for the egregiousness of his lies.
President Obama
This is fabulously disingenuous (e.g., a lie) considering that, when placed in it's actual context, what President Obama said was that while the economy was struggling, the private sector was doing better than the public sector as a result of Republican cut-backs in public spending.
Also, considering the flip-flopping Etch-a-Sketch the Republicans have chosen as their standard barrier, it's a wonder Mallard is not being struck by lightning for the egregiousness of his lies.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
That damned School
What's Mallard raving about today?
Speech, Congress, Schools
Careful, Mallard...the 1% do not like to be challenged by their water carriers.
Speech, Congress, Schools
Careful, Mallard...the 1% do not like to be challenged by their water carriers.
Monday, June 25, 2012
That damned Speech
What's Mallard raving about today?
Congress, 10th Graders
Making fun of 10th graders for the way they speak puts Mallard Fillmore at about a 4th grade level...and that's being generous.
(Oh, and, Mallard...according to the study your beloved Republicans speak about a half grade level worse than Democrats. Just saying.)
Congress, 10th Graders
Making fun of 10th graders for the way they speak puts Mallard Fillmore at about a 4th grade level...and that's being generous.
(Oh, and, Mallard...according to the study your beloved Republicans speak about a half grade level worse than Democrats. Just saying.)
Sunday, June 24, 2012
That Damned Model
What's Mallard raving about today?
Federal Agencies, Mammals, Dinosaurs
For God's sake, Mallard, do you even understand the English language?
Right Wingers like yourself describe Federal Agencies as dinosaurs because they wish to de-fund them, and then, once de-funded, claim Government Agencies just don't work.
They are not "modeled" after dinosaurs.
Federal Agencies, Mammals, Dinosaurs
For God's sake, Mallard, do you even understand the English language?
Right Wingers like yourself describe Federal Agencies as dinosaurs because they wish to de-fund them, and then, once de-funded, claim Government Agencies just don't work.
They are not "modeled" after dinosaurs.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
That damned Plan
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern, Hollywood
And, somehow, this comes back to the victim complex of Mallard and the modern Republican Party.
But...Mel Gibson is as Republican as the day is long. Problem solved.
Green Lantern, Hollywood
And, somehow, this comes back to the victim complex of Mallard and the modern Republican Party.
But...Mel Gibson is as Republican as the day is long. Problem solved.
Friday, June 22, 2012
That damned Mission
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern, Homosexuals
And, there we have it...Mallard has reached the point where he's saying that saving the world from a Super Villain is easier than portraying someone as gay without resorting to crude stereotypes.
But, you know, like with racism, it's everyone else who has a problem, not Mallard.
Green Lantern, Homosexuals
And, there we have it...Mallard has reached the point where he's saying that saving the world from a Super Villain is easier than portraying someone as gay without resorting to crude stereotypes.
But, you know, like with racism, it's everyone else who has a problem, not Mallard.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
That damned Lycra
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern
As is typical, the longer Mallard continues on this topic, the more blatantly offensive he gets.
At the start, you could charitably read what he was saying as chastising DC for thinking someone being Gay was even shocking.
But now, it's pretty clear he's just being a hateful bigot, though he still chose to say "fly around in the air" rather than going all the way and saying "mince around."
Green Lantern
As is typical, the longer Mallard continues on this topic, the more blatantly offensive he gets.
At the start, you could charitably read what he was saying as chastising DC for thinking someone being Gay was even shocking.
But now, it's pretty clear he's just being a hateful bigot, though he still chose to say "fly around in the air" rather than going all the way and saying "mince around."
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
That damned Shock
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern
Mallard, you think this topic is seriously worth 2 days?
Green Lantern
Mallard, you think this topic is seriously worth 2 days?
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
That damned Reaction
What's Mallard raving about today?
Green Lantern
Is Mallard Fillmore actually saying that announcements that someone is gay are no longer worthy of note since homosexuality is know of normal?
Because I'm pretty sure that'll get you branded as a heretic in the GOP.
Green Lantern
Is Mallard Fillmore actually saying that announcements that someone is gay are no longer worthy of note since homosexuality is know of normal?
Because I'm pretty sure that'll get you branded as a heretic in the GOP.
Monday, June 18, 2012
That damned Slogan
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mitt Romney
June 17, 2012: Mallard Fillmore endorses Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney
June 17, 2012: Mallard Fillmore endorses Mitt Romney.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
That damned Answer
What's Mallard raving about today?
Fathers
Leave it to Mallard to make a political point out of Father's Day. Also, leave it to Mallard to cite a government child welfare site when criticizing the government.
But, beyond all that...what is your suggestion when the child does not have a Dad who loves and cares for him/her, Mallard?
According to Republican doctrine, exemplified by Representative Ryan's budget plan, your plan appears to be: fuck them and cut all funding to help them so billionaires can keep more of their money.
But, perhaps I am missing a nuance somewhere.
Fathers
Leave it to Mallard to make a political point out of Father's Day. Also, leave it to Mallard to cite a government child welfare site when criticizing the government.
But, beyond all that...what is your suggestion when the child does not have a Dad who loves and cares for him/her, Mallard?
According to Republican doctrine, exemplified by Representative Ryan's budget plan, your plan appears to be: fuck them and cut all funding to help them so billionaires can keep more of their money.
But, perhaps I am missing a nuance somewhere.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
That damned Pat on the Head
What's Mallard raving about today?
Only Mallard knows
And, so, on June 16, 2012, Mallard Fillmore officially crossed the line from whatever he was previously into a comic equivalent of that schizophrenic drunk guy on the corner with sign so full of conspiracy theories that you can't possibly read it as you walks past him.
Congratulations.
Only Mallard knows
And, so, on June 16, 2012, Mallard Fillmore officially crossed the line from whatever he was previously into a comic equivalent of that schizophrenic drunk guy on the corner with sign so full of conspiracy theories that you can't possibly read it as you walks past him.
Congratulations.
Friday, June 15, 2012
That damned Rumor
What's Mallard raving about today?
Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden
In 2008, the rift between Candidate Obama and Hillary Clinton was going to doom his Presidential bid, according to concern-troll Mallard.
In 2012, the rift is between Secretary of State Clinton and Vice President Biden.
Plus, Vice President Biden is a font of slurs and obscenities. There are after all, upwards of 2 specific examples Mallard can point to in the last 6 years.
In a nutshell, this is the level of rational thought of which Mallard Fillmore is capable.
Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden
In 2008, the rift between Candidate Obama and Hillary Clinton was going to doom his Presidential bid, according to concern-troll Mallard.
In 2012, the rift is between Secretary of State Clinton and Vice President Biden.
Plus, Vice President Biden is a font of slurs and obscenities. There are after all, upwards of 2 specific examples Mallard can point to in the last 6 years.
In a nutshell, this is the level of rational thought of which Mallard Fillmore is capable.
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
That damned Poll
What's Mallard raving about today?
Supreme Court, Americans
Over 80% of Republicans in Alabama and Mississippi believe President Obama is not a Christian. And over 60% don't believe in Evolution.
So what is your point?
Supreme Court, Americans
Over 80% of Republicans in Alabama and Mississippi believe President Obama is not a Christian. And over 60% don't believe in Evolution.
So what is your point?
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
That damned Name Change
What's Mallard raving about today?
Names
Day 2 of Mallard's "Making Fun of People's Names" series. If this lasts into Day 3, I may have to stop posting.
Names
Day 2 of Mallard's "Making Fun of People's Names" series. If this lasts into Day 3, I may have to stop posting.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Those damned Names
What's Mallard raving about today?
Baby Names
45 words, just to make fun of someone's unusual name. Bravo. Haven't been exposed to something that witty since the 2nd grade. Your parents must be so proud.
Baby Names
45 words, just to make fun of someone's unusual name. Bravo. Haven't been exposed to something that witty since the 2nd grade. Your parents must be so proud.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
That damned Little Stuff
What's Mallard raving about today?
Voter ID Laws
I mean, it's not like, historically, Voter ID Laws have ever been used to keep anyone from legitimately voting, right?
Plus, there's mountains of evidence showing massive voter fraud, right?
Voter ID Laws
I mean, it's not like, historically, Voter ID Laws have ever been used to keep anyone from legitimately voting, right?
Plus, there's mountains of evidence showing massive voter fraud, right?
Saturday, June 09, 2012
That damned Heart
What's Mallard raving about today?
Graduates, Jobs, Education
I am really bored, right about 3 days ago.
Graduates, Jobs, Education
I am really bored, right about 3 days ago.
Friday, June 08, 2012
That damned Future
What's Mallard raving about today?
The Future, Young People
Ha! Ha! It's funny because today's youth are fucked.
The Future, Young People
Ha! Ha! It's funny because today's youth are fucked.
Thursday, June 07, 2012
That damned Job
What's Mallard raving about today?
Jobs, Education
Was it really necessary to add "Drive-Thru"? Wouldn't "McDonald's" suffice?
Jobs, Education
Was it really necessary to add "Drive-Thru"? Wouldn't "McDonald's" suffice?
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
That damned Wake-Up Call
What's Mallard raving about today?
Students, American Idol, Supreme Court
After Citizens United, I support that idea. The Supreme Court could hardly become a worse, more partisan institution.
Students, American Idol, Supreme Court
After Citizens United, I support that idea. The Supreme Court could hardly become a worse, more partisan institution.
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
That damned Darwinism
What's Mallard raving about today?
Social Darwinism
At a time when only 40% of Republicans think we should help people who can't help themselves, it's simply accurate labeling to call their policies Social Darwinism.
Social Darwinism
At a time when only 40% of Republicans think we should help people who can't help themselves, it's simply accurate labeling to call their policies Social Darwinism.
Monday, June 04, 2012
Those damned Kids
What's Mallard raving about today?
High School Kids
With no hint of irony at all, Mallard Fillmore is decrying "these kids today."
Based on this evidence, Mallard has no right decrying inefficiency in Government as it appears he works for the least efficient business in human history, one which tolerates levels of under-performance which are unthinkable.
High School Kids
With no hint of irony at all, Mallard Fillmore is decrying "these kids today."
Based on this evidence, Mallard has no right decrying inefficiency in Government as it appears he works for the least efficient business in human history, one which tolerates levels of under-performance which are unthinkable.
Sunday, June 03, 2012
That damned Triceratops
What's Mallard raving about today?
Stand Your Ground Laws
George Zimmerman is a smirking but peaceful Triceratops while Trayvon Martin was a vicious T-Rex.
Welcome to Republican America.
Stand Your Ground Laws
George Zimmerman is a smirking but peaceful Triceratops while Trayvon Martin was a vicious T-Rex.
Welcome to Republican America.
Saturday, June 02, 2012
That damned Drawing
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mitt Romney
Oooh! Oooh! I can draw Mitt Romney!
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You're welcome.
Mitt Romney
Oooh! Oooh! I can draw Mitt Romney!
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You're welcome.
Friday, June 01, 2012
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