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Thursday, June 21, 2012

That damned Lycra

What's Mallard raving about today?

Green Lantern

As is typical, the longer Mallard continues on this topic, the more blatantly offensive he gets.

At the start, you could charitably read what he was saying as chastising DC for thinking someone being Gay was even shocking.

But now, it's pretty clear he's just being a hateful bigot, though he still chose to say "fly around in the air" rather than going all the way and saying "mince around."

7 comments:

dlauthor said...

Translated Tinshley: faggy fag fag faggity faggots oops I got an erection again.

I would rather be ruled by the Greek Nazis than Tinsley said...

Tinsley is going back to the Day-by-Day style of writing and comprehensibility: I am vaguely aware of what incredibly homophobic and technophobic statement he is trying to say, and it would have been ass-backwards and hateful back when the Egyptians were interviewing contractor to build the pyramids, but I am still confused due to the terrible writing obfuscating everything.

Frank Stone said...

Wow. Another day of this insipid twaddle.

As is so often the case, Mallard/Brucie, you're revealing far more about yourself than about the subject you're ostensibly addressing. "Pop tarts", anyone?

Bill the Splut said...

Yeah, only some swishy pansy would make a living doing silly drawings of superheroes!

Now a Man's Man would draw talking ducks for a living! He-man stuff like Baby Huey! Right, Mr Bruce?

rewinn said...

A duck wearing no pants is complaining about what?

Rootbeer said...

A Green Lantern's uniform is not made out of lycra. It is created by the Power Ring whenever the wearer wills to wear it.

Asshole.

Also, is he supposed to be reading the paper like that while anchoring a newscast? That's his job, right?

Kip W [Muffaroo] said...

It's funny like prison rape.