What's Mallard raving about today?
Iran
Strange how, in Republican calculus, there is always enough money available to launch a new war.
I guess Grandma will have to buy less cat food each month.
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Showing posts with label Iran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Iran. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Monday, January 02, 2012
Those damned Drones
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Iran, Drones
For a party that wants us to bomb Iran, Republicans are awful dainty about losses over Iran's airspace.
President Obama, Iran, Drones
For a party that wants us to bomb Iran, Republicans are awful dainty about losses over Iran's airspace.
Thursday, May 06, 2010
That damned Plan
What's Mallard raving about today?
Iran, President Obama, President Bush.
This suggest that having a Plan B is necessary, when we all know that the Wingnut Plan A (Bomb, Bomb, Bomb...) never needed a Plan B.
This also suggests that Iran is not (to some degree) President Bush's fault. Which would mean that they developed all of their nuclear capabilities since January 2009, which is a stretch even for someone with Mallard's obvious intellectual deficiencies.
Iran, President Obama, President Bush.
This suggest that having a Plan B is necessary, when we all know that the Wingnut Plan A (Bomb, Bomb, Bomb...) never needed a Plan B.
This also suggests that Iran is not (to some degree) President Bush's fault. Which would mean that they developed all of their nuclear capabilities since January 2009, which is a stretch even for someone with Mallard's obvious intellectual deficiencies.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Those damned Liberals
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Iran.
"The Community Organizer."
Also known as the democratically-elected President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed Forces.
But, hey, we can use Mallard's example to define how Conservatives think:
"Quick! Somebody Alert the Alcoholic Playboy!"
"Quick! Somebody Alert the Failed Businessman!"
"Quick! Somebody Alert the Actor!"
President Obama, Iran.
"The Community Organizer."
Also known as the democratically-elected President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed Forces.
But, hey, we can use Mallard's example to define how Conservatives think:
"Quick! Somebody Alert the Alcoholic Playboy!"
"Quick! Somebody Alert the Failed Businessman!"
"Quick! Somebody Alert the Actor!"
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
That damned Weenie
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Vice President Biden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Mallard's comprehension of Foreign Policy is at the approximate level as his word choice, that of a 1st grade child: "If we're not bombing or invading, then he must be a weenie."
The more I think about it, President Obama deserves his Nobel Peace Prize simply for supplanting these children.
President Obama, Vice President Biden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Mallard's comprehension of Foreign Policy is at the approximate level as his word choice, that of a 1st grade child: "If we're not bombing or invading, then he must be a weenie."
The more I think about it, President Obama deserves his Nobel Peace Prize simply for supplanting these children.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
That damned leader
What's Mallard raving about today?
Leaders, meetings.
So, in this little metaphor, the Turkeys are the Americans (led by Barack Obama) and the Pilgrims are the Iranians (led by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)?
The Pilgrims are the Iranians?
Seriously?
Mallard is losing his mind.
Leaders, meetings.
So, in this little metaphor, the Turkeys are the Americans (led by Barack Obama) and the Pilgrims are the Iranians (led by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)?
The Pilgrims are the Iranians?
Seriously?
Mallard is losing his mind.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
That damned Photoshop
What's Mallard raving about today?
Iran, Nuclear weapons, Photoshop, Barack Obama.
Well let's hope Obama's Photshop skills are better than Mallard's. After all, that hand on the right is white, and is wearing a different suit color than Obama.
Iran, Nuclear weapons, Photoshop, Barack Obama.
Well let's hope Obama's Photshop skills are better than Mallard's. After all, that hand on the right is white, and is wearing a different suit color than Obama.
Monday, July 07, 2008
That damned Straw Ahmadinejad
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Barack Obama.
Eeek! A scary cartoon straw man says he likes Barack Obama! What more proof do I need? Better vote for John McCain!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Barack Obama.
Eeek! A scary cartoon straw man says he likes Barack Obama! What more proof do I need? Better vote for John McCain!
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
That damned Barbarian
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Columbia University.
Kaitlyn wins a prize!
Mr. Ahmadinejad may well be barbaric and he may not be. American Media and Government insure that we only know of him what they would like us to know. Either way, Mallard's casual use of the epithet, as if it were a known and incontrovertible fact, bespeaks an intellect as empty as his rhetoric.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Columbia University.
Kaitlyn wins a prize!
I'm actually surprised that he's not pissed about right-wing speakers getting pied and Ahmadinejad not, of course, he's a leader of a country and all the security would have been tighter.I'd like to also point out Mallard's rather conspicuous epithet ("the Barbaric Iranian President") as another example of the rhetorical games he plays.
Mr. Ahmadinejad may well be barbaric and he may not be. American Media and Government insure that we only know of him what they would like us to know. Either way, Mallard's casual use of the epithet, as if it were a known and incontrovertible fact, bespeaks an intellect as empty as his rhetoric.
Monday, October 08, 2007
That damned Ahmadinejad
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rodents.
Is it just me, or would this caricature look like Abraham Lincoln, if Mallard put a stove-top hat on him? Except for the deformed index finger, of course.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rodents.
Is it just me, or would this caricature look like Abraham Lincoln, if Mallard put a stove-top hat on him? Except for the deformed index finger, of course.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Those damned Iranians
What's Mallard raving about today?
Teenagers, Pants, Iran.
While essentially shouting "you kids get off of my lawn!" Mallard inadvertently wins the award for Strangest Juxtaposition of the Year.
Teenagers, Pants, Iran.
While essentially shouting "you kids get off of my lawn!" Mallard inadvertently wins the award for Strangest Juxtaposition of the Year.
Monday, January 01, 2007
That damned Ahmadinejad
What's Mallard raving about today?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Holocaust, Pro Wrestling.
No one's going to argue that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a total nut job, albeit a scary-ass nut job who may or may not have a nuclear weapon.
That being said, the phrase "I resolve that no Holocaust happened" makes no sense whatsoever and makes it seems as if Mallard doesn't even know what the word "resolve" means or how to correctly use it in a sentence.
I also feel compelled to point out, in the category of almost certainly unintentional irony, the word "zeal" used by Ahmadinejad here derives from a first century AD Jewish movement which sought to incite revolt against the Romans.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Holocaust, Pro Wrestling.
No one's going to argue that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a total nut job, albeit a scary-ass nut job who may or may not have a nuclear weapon.
That being said, the phrase "I resolve that no Holocaust happened" makes no sense whatsoever and makes it seems as if Mallard doesn't even know what the word "resolve" means or how to correctly use it in a sentence.
I also feel compelled to point out, in the category of almost certainly unintentional irony, the word "zeal" used by Ahmadinejad here derives from a first century AD Jewish movement which sought to incite revolt against the Romans.
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