What's Mallard raving about today?
Yes, some teenage boys walk around with their pants riding low and their underwear clearly visible.But do they really do so shirtless??
That's actually a Republican congressman walking into a cruisy bathroom.
(Austin Powers voice) ...Oh no, I've gone crosseyed.Man, that's a jawdropper.Well, thank God Bush is going to be bringing troops back from Iraq--so he can send them to Iran. Then the secrets in boys' pants will once again be safe for Tinny to ponder!
You'd think Republican's would be more wary about making comments about underwear and pants of American teenage boys lately..
If the pants are riding low, how exactly are they defying gravity?
Before you know it, South Korea might harness the technology of A BACKWARDS FLIPPED BASEBALL CAP!We're through the looking glass here, people.
If it wasn't for the fact that Tinsley clearly went insane years ago, I'd say he's finally gone insane.Anyway these new Russian "vacuum bombs" are much scarier. They shoot out powder and ignite the oxygen in the atmosphere.
I dunno. I kind of like this one. I'm okay with Mallard if he's ripping on fashion idiocy for some reason.
"Gravity Defying?" It looks like to me the pants are actually falling to the ground. Now if the pants rose to cover the non existent face of that teenager, then THAT would be gravity defying.
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