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Friday, September 14, 2007

Those damned Iranians

What's Mallard raving about today?

Teenagers, Pants, Iran.

While essentially shouting "you kids get off of my lawn!" Mallard inadvertently wins the award for Strangest Juxtaposition of the Year.


Truce Binsley said...

Yes, some teenage boys walk around with their pants riding low and their underwear clearly visible.

But do they really do so shirtless??

Michael said...

That's actually a Republican congressman walking into a cruisy bathroom.

BillyWitchDoctor said...

(Austin Powers voice) ...Oh no, I've gone crosseyed.

Man, that's a jawdropper.

Well, thank God Bush is going to be bringing troops back from Iraq--so he can send them to Iran. Then the secrets in boys' pants will once again be safe for Tinny to ponder!

connection said...

You'd think Republican's would be more wary about making comments about underwear and pants of American teenage boys lately..

Anonymous said...

If the pants are riding low, how exactly are they defying gravity?

Matt Ramone said...

Before you know it, South Korea might harness the technology of A BACKWARDS FLIPPED BASEBALL CAP!

We're through the looking glass here, people.

sqnkmss said...

If it wasn't for the fact that Tinsley clearly went insane years ago, I'd say he's finally gone insane.

Anyway these new Russian "vacuum bombs" are much scarier. They shoot out powder and ignite the oxygen in the atmosphere.

tbone said...

I dunno. I kind of like this one. I'm okay with Mallard if he's ripping on fashion idiocy for some reason.

Scanman said...

"Gravity Defying?" It looks like to me the pants are actually falling to the ground.

Now if the pants rose to cover the non existent face of that teenager, then THAT would be gravity defying.