What's Mallard raving about today?
Boise State, College Football.
When we last left Mallard's obsessive complaining about college football and Boise State, the panel featured a grotesque drawing of an anthropomorphic Bronco with its arms on backward.
Today we get a caricature of a person, who I--and probably 90% of the world--can only assume is Boise State's head coach from the context.
And we are left with the question of how Mallard, his fat ass ensconced in a beige blob which is only convincing as a pillow and a Yellow Box of Snack FoodTM (Made in China) in his lap, is privy to pre-game motivational speeches.