What's Mallard raving about today?
Baggy Pants.
The fact that Mallard is so affected by other people's pants that he felt compelled to devote 2 days (and counting) of nationally-syndicated page space to complaining about baggy pants should tell you all you ever needed to know to about Mallard Fillmore.
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Tell you what, Tinny: when wearing two days' worth of stubble and your own beer-vomit is in vogue, I'll take your fashion advice a bit more seriously, Mugshot.
(And why are you so concerned with fashion, anyway? That's a bit...metrosexual of you.)
Hi, My name is Mallard1
"Hi, Mallard"
I used to be one of those punks who wore baggy pants but they kept falling to my feet, so I wised up and said "To hell with pants at all" and have been going bottomless since.
Does anyone know if anything about baggy pants has been said in the last 6 months that would warrant this?
I think this cartoon was drawn around 1998. There's an emergency stash of unpublished Mallard Fillmore cartoons that his publisher turns to whenever Tinny falls asleep under a dumpster and doesn't submit anything.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jZ63dg_QXzRBsKegEpgGZssfQoMQ
There's this.
But you'd think Mallard would be anti-government-interference-in-
everyday-life, right?
I can't believe it - that article is even more boring than the strips he's making about it!
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