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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Those damned baggy pants

What's Mallard raving about today?

Baggy Pants.

The fact that Mallard is so affected by other people's pants that he felt compelled to devote 2 days (and counting) of nationally-syndicated page space to complaining about baggy pants should tell you all you ever needed to know to about Mallard Fillmore.


BillyWitchDoctor said...

Tell you what, Tinny: when wearing two days' worth of stubble and your own beer-vomit is in vogue, I'll take your fashion advice a bit more seriously, Mugshot.

(And why are you so concerned with fashion, anyway? That's a bit...metrosexual of you.)

Scanman said...

Hi, My name is Mallard1

"Hi, Mallard"

I used to be one of those punks who wore baggy pants but they kept falling to my feet, so I wised up and said "To hell with pants at all" and have been going bottomless since.

Kaitlyn said...

Does anyone know if anything about baggy pants has been said in the last 6 months that would warrant this?

Michael said...

I think this cartoon was drawn around 1998. There's an emergency stash of unpublished Mallard Fillmore cartoons that his publisher turns to whenever Tinny falls asleep under a dumpster and doesn't submit anything.

Cedar said...

There's this.

But you'd think Mallard would be anti-government-interference-in-
everyday-life, right?

Kaitlyn said...

I can't believe it - that article is even more boring than the strips he's making about it!