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Sunday, September 16, 2007

That damned garbage

What's Mallard raving about today?

TV.

This is actually a perfect metaphor, only not for what Mallard thinks. TV producers wouldn't put such garbage out if it weren't for the fact that idiots like Mallard will sit there and watch it even when it is metaphorically like being covered in garbage and feces.

That said, if Mallard were to sit in front of his TV rather than some sort of garbage chute, he might not literally be covered in garbage and feces.

6 comments:

BillyWitchDoctor said...

Well, we too are guilty of plopping our faces into a garbage chute emitting trash and filth; do we not read Tinny's fartacular dingleberry strip every day?

Michael said...

Indeed. I am no better.

raftpwu said...

I expected this to mention the Emmys at some point, since Tinsley has a random bee in his bonnet about that as well.

Kaitlyn said...

Hey - this season will rule!

Fred Thompson is leaving Law and Order!

What more do you want?


(The fact that I don't want more than that is irrelevant to the discussion.)

Monk and Psych won't be back until January! Where's a crudely drawn comic about that?

Kaitlyn said...

I refuse to read this strip without this blog.

I'll read TDIET without that blog.

Does that say more about me or Mallard?

Scanman said...

He's just pissed that Veronica Mars was cancelled