What's Mallard raving about today?
But the teeth!The teeth!And royalty? I thought that went out after JFK died, only used in documentaries about the family now.And the teeth!I want some bad picture of the windmills, please.He should tackle Canadian immigration next month for a straight week, with only one day every other week on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to New York.
Wow! 84% were for it but Ted worked against it, which means he considers himself ROYALTY!! Hahahaha stoopid libruls!Not at all like 77% of people wanting the U.S. out of Iraq, or 89% of people in favor of SCHIP.
I thought real leader didn't lead by polls, Tinny...
Tinny, of course, has little in the way of qualms about the toad squatting in the White House acting like royalty every damn day. Because Republican freakazoids like him actually want an all-powerful, monarchic figure who'll save them from the terrible brown infidels.
You need a Kennedy or Ted Kennedy tag.
I second Kaitlyn's notion. In fact, I'm surprised Davey didn't already have one, given Tinny's obsession with TK.
There is now, and not a moment too soon because today's strip is EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME FUCKING RANT ABOUT THE SAME FUCKING CRAP GODDAMMIT.
...But this time, Rattooth Teddy is running about with his pants off! And his shorts have HEARTS ON THEM! ZOMG!! THAT IS SO FUNNAY!!1(Wasn't it just last week that Tinny was--without justification--smearing Dems as intolerant over a certain someone's bathroom-stall sexual shenanigans? Go ahead, Tinny--bring up alcoholism and drunk driving. You know you want to...)
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