Those damned Kids

What's Mallard raving about today?

Kim Jong Un

Mallard Fillmore's view of Foreign Policy remains as nuanced as ever.

That damned Lesson

What's Mallard raving about today?

Jingoism, Foreigners

Most. Meaningless. Statement. Ever.

That damned Indignation

What's Mallard raving about today?

Foreign Policy

Hypocrisy, thy name is Mallard.

Invade Iraq for no reason? I'll be silent when the President is Republican. Assist Rebels against a dictator notorious for supporting terrorists? Unconscionable when the President is Democratic.

But, hypocrisy aside, please keep up with the Foreign Policy angle, there Mallard. It's a real winner for you.

That damned Support

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Air Traffic Controllers.

Ha! Ha! That President Obama, he's such a mess when it comes to combating terrorism!

Huh? He did what, now?

That damned Sign

What's Mallard raving about today?

Foreign Policy

I'm sorry, now we're against removing Saddam Hussein from power? Little late, isn't it?

For what it's worth, Castro can breath easier now that the Mallard doctrine has been established. Hugo Chavez also.

Honestly, the extraordinary contortion ability Republicans demonstrate when discussing Foreign Policy under a Democratic President make me wonder why they ever leave the house.

That damned Message

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Foreign Policy

Standard Republican response to a Democratic President doing their favorite thing (going to war) is to make up reasons why, under this President it's just a bad idea.

I've said it before and I will say it again, I do not understand how Republicans live with the day-to-day cognitive dissonance of being Republican.

Also, can't wait for the comment troll to come and accuse us of supporting wars under Obama, despite the fact that there's no evidence available for that.

That damned Spelling

What's Mallard raving about today?

Colonel Gaddafi, President Obama

Day two of Mallard's "President Obama is bad because he isn't acting" narrative.

Already replaced by Republicans with the "President Obama is bad because he acted" narrative, of course.

That damned Soup

What's Mallard raving about today?

President Obama, Soup.

One presumes this was written in response to events in Libya. Mallard will, no doubt, soon follow the trajectory of his Right Wing counterparts and criticize President Obama for taking action against Libya, after criticizing him for not taking action on Libya.

The inconsistency in his position will, of course, be President Obama's fault.