What's Mallard raving about today?
Socialists, Nationalizing, President Obama.
In essence: President Obama, Socialism, Nationalization, where's my check?
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Showing posts with label Socialism / Communism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Socialism / Communism. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
That damned Bad Thing
What's Mallard raving about today?
President Obama, Socialism.
Mallard attempts to criticize President Obama for being a Socialist.
For beings with more intelligence than a mollusk, he actually manages to proves that crazy Right Wingers ar truly crazy because the don't actually understand what Socialism is, and substitute mindlessly repetition of accusations they get from their Masters on Fox for actual thought.
Who am I kidding? Even a mollusk is smarter than Mallard.
President Obama, Socialism.
Mallard attempts to criticize President Obama for being a Socialist.
For beings with more intelligence than a mollusk, he actually manages to proves that crazy Right Wingers ar truly crazy because the don't actually understand what Socialism is, and substitute mindlessly repetition of accusations they get from their Masters on Fox for actual thought.
Who am I kidding? Even a mollusk is smarter than Mallard.
Sunday, May 03, 2009
That damned socialism
What's Mallard raving about today?
Socialism, Fish
I'm a bit reluctant to criticize, given that we're no longer complaining about pirates, but...
"We're all socialists now" is in quotes? For what reason?
Fishermen are socialists?
Socialism, Fish
I'm a bit reluctant to criticize, given that we're no longer complaining about pirates, but...
"We're all socialists now" is in quotes? For what reason?
Fishermen are socialists?
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Those damned Numbers
What's Mallard raving about today?
Teachers, Numbers, Communism.
At this point, we've crossed the line into Right-Wing Dadaism.
Mallard is offended by being asked to do something correctly twice, as if doing it correctly once proves that you've mastered it and can henceforth forget it entirely.
Mallard assertion that his teachers made him do something until "everyone else can do it" is clearly fabricated nonsense...and a pretty pathetic fabrication at that.
What repetition has to do with Communism, I have no idea, although I suspect it is the final meta-absurdity since the panel makes the same amount of sense no matter what Right Wing bête noire you substitute in for Communism.
Teachers, Numbers, Communism.
At this point, we've crossed the line into Right-Wing Dadaism.
Mallard is offended by being asked to do something correctly twice, as if doing it correctly once proves that you've mastered it and can henceforth forget it entirely.
Mallard assertion that his teachers made him do something until "everyone else can do it" is clearly fabricated nonsense...and a pretty pathetic fabrication at that.
What repetition has to do with Communism, I have no idea, although I suspect it is the final meta-absurdity since the panel makes the same amount of sense no matter what Right Wing bête noire you substitute in for Communism.
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Those damned stoners
What's Mallard raving about today?
Teachers, Communism.
Stoned for most of the 20th century? That guy was stoned for more than 50 years? The not-so-subtle message here, apparently, is that getting stoned keeps you looking awfully young.
In other news, Mallard hates teachers with an irrational passion. But he loves straw men because they are the only men against whom he can win an argument.
Teachers, Communism.
Stoned for most of the 20th century? That guy was stoned for more than 50 years? The not-so-subtle message here, apparently, is that getting stoned keeps you looking awfully young.
In other news, Mallard hates teachers with an irrational passion. But he loves straw men because they are the only men against whom he can win an argument.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Those damned Professors
What's Mallard raving about today?
U.S. College Professors, Communism, China.
Today's panel would have made just as much sense and been just as funny if Mallard had left out everything which precedes "U.S. College Professors."
U.S. College Professors, Communism, China.
Today's panel would have made just as much sense and been just as funny if Mallard had left out everything which precedes "U.S. College Professors."
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